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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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2007-06-29, 02:45
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I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
Well, I figure people will read this just to flame me. They should, good for them!
Anyways, I used to think I was a sex addict: I'm not. I beat off once every two days. I don't pursue sex with women, but I see them as people and let what happens happen. I don't veiw them as objects, but my masculinity demands that I say otherwise to avoid vulnerability.
The thing is, I'm not as different as I once thought. Being on the T has taught me volumes about who I really am. The truth is: I'm not one of you. You people are ridiculous. What the fuck are you trying to prove, anyways?
"Oooh, help me, I can't get laid."
Shut the fuck up. You've got two hands and five ready fingers, use them. Try talking to women like people and something will happen soon enough. Don't be a fucking weirdo, it's as simple as that.
"Two chicks, what should I do!?"
Try dating the one you like more. Stop trying to be a cool kid and date the one you feel like you have a connection with.
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
Boo fucking whoo, want a lollypop? Maybe I can wipe your ass for you?
Jesus fucking Christ, get a fucking clue. If she broke up with you, chances are it's because you're a shitty person. If that's not the case, she's a two bit whore. In which instance you shouldn't be dating her anyways.
"Wahh"
Damn you.
"What do women want?"
Big dicks and good credit.
"First date, whaaaaaat?"
Try not being a shithead and taking her somewhere nice. Or a fucking movie. Or anything at all that isn't snorting coke in your basement.
"Dirty Sanchez: An Essay."
No one wants to discuss ridiculous sexual positions/"Moves."
"Is sex better after ____ or _____"
Who cares?
I'm done.
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# 2
2007-06-29, 02:50
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pipicacapoopooland teehee
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
Too long/didn't read.
Bet it was faggotery anyways.
Lol fail.
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# 3
2007-06-29, 02:52
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
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Originally Posted by roflmao
Too long/didn't read.
Bet it was faggotery anyways.
Lol fail.
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You're an idiot. The reason you didn't read it all was simple: You can't read. I'm sorry to break it to you this way, but I'm not because I'm sure you won't read this.
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# 4
2007-06-29, 02:54
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pipicacapoopooland teehee
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
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Originally Posted by H4T3
You're an idiot. The reason you didn't read it all was simple: You can't read. I'm sorry to break it to you this way, but I'm not because I'm sure you won't read this.
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Errr what?
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# 5
2007-06-29, 03:28
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
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Originally Posted by roflmao
Errr what?
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A sphincter... says "What?"
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# 6
2007-06-29, 03:32
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
Good post, honestly. I'm pretty much the same way, I masturbate, but don't really pursue ladies. Sure, I have a yearning for a few, but honestly, I sit back and watch everyones drama, and just take it all in and say: "Damn, I'm glad that's not me"
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# 7
2007-06-29, 04:03
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
All very good points.
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# 8
2007-06-29, 04:12
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
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Originally Posted by woopsueypigs77
Good post, honestly. I'm pretty much the same way, I masturbate, but don't really pursue ladies. Sure, I have a yearning for a few, but honestly, I sit back and watch everyones drama, and just take it all in and say: "Damn, I'm glad that's not me"
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I used to be like that. Now, I'm the opposite, I've been at the centre of every major bit of drama in my circle or friends, and you know what? I'm glad. I've never felt more alive. I'd rather be 'That guy' than a nobody.
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# 9
2007-06-29, 04:14
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
You seem like a complete prick, H4T3. But then again, you made all very good points, kind of how everybody hates to admit that Hitler was a great leader. Hm. Well. I laughed twice at the content of your post, so you get the thumbs up icon and some brownie points. Word up.
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# 10
2007-06-29, 11:07
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
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"First date, whaaaaaat?"
Try not being a shithead and taking her somewhere nice. Or a fucking movie. Or anything at all that isn't snorting coke in your basement.
"Dirty Sanchez: An Essay."
No one wants to discuss ridiculous sexual positions/"Moves."
"Is sex better after ____ or _____"
Who cares?
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Isn't that like exactly what this forum is for?
But really!
Someone should do something about this board, make it a bit more Affection and a little less Sex.
I think this board should be for discussing human interaction in general.
Talking about good friends and bad friends and cliques and luuv and whatnot.
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2007-06-29, 11:45 |
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
Isn't that like exactly what this forum is for?
But really!
Someone should do something about this board, make it a bit more Affection and a little less Sex.
I think this board should be for discussing human interaction in general.
Talking about good friends and bad friends and cliques and luuv and whatnot.
Nah, that'd be boring.
Need moar sex threads! :D
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#12
2007-06-29, 13:52 |
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D!cks are for my friends
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
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Originally Posted by H4T3
Well, I figure people will read this just to flame me. They should, good for them!
Anyways, I used to think I was a sex addict: I'm not. I beat off once every two days. I don't pursue sex with women, but I see them as people and let what happens happen. I don't veiw them as objects, but my masculinity demands that I say otherwise to avoid vulnerability.
The thing is, I'm not as different as I once thought. Being on the T has taught me volumes about who I really am. The truth is: I'm not one of you. You people are ridiculous. What the fuck are you trying to prove, anyways?
"Oooh, help me, I can't get laid."
Shut the fuck up. You've got two hands and five ready fingers, use them. Try talking to women like people and something will happen soon enough. Don't be a fucking weirdo, it's as simple as that.
"Two chicks, what should I do!?"
Try dating the one you like more. Stop trying to be a cool kid and date the one you feel like you have a connection with.
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
Boo fucking whoo, want a lollypop? Maybe I can wipe your ass for you?
Jesus fucking Christ, get a fucking clue. If she broke up with you, chances are it's because you're a shitty person. If that's not the case, she's a two bit whore. In which instance you shouldn't be dating her anyways.
"Wahh"
Damn you.
"What do women want?"
Big dicks and good credit.
"First date, whaaaaaat?"
Try not being a shithead and taking her somewhere nice. Or a fucking movie. Or anything at all that isn't snorting coke in your basement.
"Dirty Sanchez: An Essay."
No one wants to discuss ridiculous sexual positions/"Moves."
"Is sex better after ____ or _____"
Who cares?
I'm done.
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You act like a hardcore guy who doesnt care about anything, or so you act.
All of your responses to the traditional questions are lame and stupid...not worthy of being read. I wish I knew you in person. I bet your last gf fucked your dad while she was dating you, and you posted a thread at relationships.com to get answers because you couldnt handle the stress.
Stop acting like a hard ass and a relationship know it all. Its not working for you.
NO SHIT you arent one of "us", you dont persue sex with women. Maybe men are your thing? Dunno. Maybe you will figure it out when your boyfriend stops fucking your dad this time. |
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#13
2007-06-29, 16:02 |
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
so you make a post without a point saying how everyone is a fucking basket case? You clearly aren't in a position to give advice to anyone.
This thread is a definate fail.
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#14
2007-06-29, 16:51 |
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
You act like a hardcore guy who doesnt care about anything, or so you act.
All of your responses to the traditional questions are lame and stupid...not worthy of being read. I wish I knew you in person. I bet your last gf fucked your dad while she was dating you, and you posted a thread at relationships.com to get answers because you couldnt handle the stress.
Stop acting like a hard ass and a relationship know it all. Its not working for you.
NO SHIT you arent one of "us", you dont persue sex with women. Maybe men are your thing? Dunno. Maybe you will figure it out when your boyfriend stops fucking your dad this time.
Heheh, my "Last" girlfriend is a good woman. We had a mutual break up after I realized that it wasn't going anywhere. I've always had someone good in my life.
And you, what's wrong with you? You're flaming me when I'm trying to help. You're all angry, and insulting me. Getting a little defensive there? Find a little too much truth in what I say? Maybe you've got one of those fangled "Shitty personalities" I've been talking about.
Oh, and telling me to stop acting like a "hard ass and a relationship know it all" is kind of a stupid thing to say. It's not really likely to be a hard ass relationship expert. What am I gonna say? "Yeah, I've been on Dr. Phil. It was hell!" Like relationships are fucking 'nam!? You're retarded.
I don't pursue nothing but sex. I used to think I couldn't feel because my feelings never matched up with my lady friends. They thought I was "robotic," and "distant." But no, you people are "robotic and distant." You're too busy up your own ass to take advice. All you do is fucking flame when people try to help you. It's like it's all you know how to you.
So, for the last time, yares, you fail. You fail so hard that I think it may have broken the fail button.
so you make a post without a point saying how everyone is a fucking basket case? You clearly aren't in a position to give advice to anyone.
This thread is a definate fail.
Yeah dude, you're awesome! I'm sure you have better advice.
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2007-06-29, 16:54 |
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
I approve of this message. But, just because it's pointless doesn't mean it's not fun.
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2007-06-29, 16:57 |
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
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Originally Posted by H4T3
Well, I figure people will read this just to flame me. They should, good for them!
Anyways, I used to think I was a sex addict: I'm not. I beat off once every two days. I don't pursue sex with women, but I see them as people and let what happens happen. I don't veiw them as objects, but my masculinity demands that I say otherwise to avoid vulnerability.
The thing is, I'm not as different as I once thought. Being on the T has taught me volumes about who I really am. The truth is: I'm not one of you. You people are ridiculous. What the fuck are you trying to prove, anyways?
"Oooh, help me, I can't get laid."
Shut the fuck up. You've got two hands and five ready fingers, use them. Try talking to women like people and something will happen soon enough. Don't be a fucking weirdo, it's as simple as that.
"Two chicks, what should I do!?"
Try dating the one you like more. Stop trying to be a cool kid and date the one you feel like you have a connection with.
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
Boo fucking whoo, want a lollypop? Maybe I can wipe your ass for you?
Jesus fucking Christ, get a fucking clue. If she broke up with you, chances are it's because you're a shitty person. If that's not the case, she's a two bit whore. In which instance you shouldn't be dating her anyways.
"Wahh"
Damn you.
"What do women want?"
Big dicks and good credit.
"First date, whaaaaaat?"
Try not being a shithead and taking her somewhere nice. Or a fucking movie. Or anything at all that isn't snorting coke in your basement.
"Dirty Sanchez: An Essay."
No one wants to discuss ridiculous sexual positions/"Moves."
"Is sex better after ____ or _____"
Who cares?
I'm done.
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Absolutely. Because the internets are serious business goddamit!  |
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#17
2007-06-29, 17:15 |
H4T3
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
Absolutely. Because the internets are serious business goddamit!
The internets is serious business1111!!! |
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#18
2007-06-29, 18:13 |
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Re: I've learned a lot the time I've been here...
Well, I figure people will read this just to flame me. They should, good for them!
Anyways, I used to think I was a sex addict: I'm not. I beat off once every two days. I don't pursue sex with women, but I see them as people and let what happens happen. I don't veiw them as objbla blah blah
Oh great. You've figured us out.
Seeing as it's all so easy and understandable to you, I guess you wont be posting here any more, will you?
Considering you've got life so sorted out and all.
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