You know when you think you've got everything made? Life is great, your guy/girl is perfect, blah blah blah... then shit goes crazy. You find out your girl loves being Eifel Towered by the two Hispanic gardeners while you're at work.

Bad example, but you get my point right? Utter betrayal of the uber kind. For those who've dealt with it what's the craziest you've gone? Total mental break down. They're funny things

I have three examples:

One friend found out he had been cheated on by his girlfriend of 3 years, so he tried fucking her mum. When her mum turned him down the father stepped in, so he beat the shit out of the dad.

Another friend was dating a chick for like...I dont care, ages. And she got over him and fell for another guy with in one week, while they were still together. So he ate a bottle of epilim (50 tablets?). Coma's, liver failure, and lots of tedious shit ensued.

Then lastly I knew a guy that when he found out his girlfriend was cheating he ate 70mg of valium, got his samurai sword, put it in his car, and drove to where his girlfriend and the dude were meeting. He got pulled over for speeding on the way, lost his license but still decided he'd catch them, about 15 minutes later he ran off the road at 110km/h but was alright.

Funny funny stuff.

So, tell me stories about people you know who've gone t3h cr4zies. lol, silly fuckers. I want to feel better about my self.

there was a kid in our school that found out his gf cheated on him and he killed himself

:(

That's sad but funny.

I sold some of his favorite MTG cards. That possibly seems quite tame to normal people, but my god.. Sweet revenge. I kept the rest.

I cant really think of people I know doing anything interestingly psycho like.
Allthough, my mum keeps putting drift wood by the car of an ex of hers. I think it was because he likes driftwood for his log burning fire or something, but I imagine it's a bit creepy to finish work and go out to your car and find a bunch of wood stacked next to it.
I'll never know if she's doing this to be nice, or creepy or what.

Old ladies are weird.

I sold some of his favorite MTG cards. That possibly seems quite tame to normal people, but my god.. Sweet revenge. I kept the rest.

Old ladies are weird.


You sold his cards? SOLD his CARDS?


I know for a long time I was a huge cunt to you, but....well, I always felt like I could relate to you. You used to say the craziest shit, like you'd nail their balls to the wall or something. Now, in the OP, I was the samurai sword dude. I always thought you were crazy yoyo :( ...I'm shattered that you're a sane girl. Shattered. *sheds a tear*

I was under the impression those who wronged you died.

I thought my GF was cheating on me so I called the guy up, talked a lot of shit to him while doing lines of coke, told him to come meet me near my building, then called a bunch of people to stomp him. We went outside and chilled and he never came so I went back inside pissed and did more lines. At some point I ran out of coke and had to sell the weed I had for a stupidly cheap price to get more coke. She ws crying and was like NO we weren't doing anything but I still kind of think she's lying...Good thing I don't even come close to caring...

You should have hit her, it'd be funny.

I turned my ex into an emotional wreck several times by baiting her into thinking i cared then shutting her down after she fucked my best friend... And still do all i can to toy with her emotionally. It's really easy and quite fun.

You sold his cards? SOLD his CARDS?


I know for a long time I was a huge cunt to you, but....well, I always felt like I could relate to you. You used to say the craziest shit, like you'd nail their balls to the wall or something. Now, in the OP, I was the samurai sword dude. I always thought you were crazy yoyo :( ...I'm shattered that you're a sane girl. Shattered. *sheds a tear*

I was under the impression those who wronged you died.


Hey, they were foil cards and special editions, very rare!!



Anyway, do you think that it would be sensible to tell of any murders I might have possibly commited here?

You never know who's watching.

Thats not funny if someone kills themself over a break-up. Some people arent super cool like you totse teens are, and cant handle the stress of it.

Anyways, this happened to ME, that fucking bitch.

Girl named Amber (i love that name) and I were dating for two months in highschool (this all took place two years ago). She was a very quiet girl, very nice and a goody-goody type. She went to fucking church four times a week...you get the point.

So I was holding back on fucking her, because she wanted to wait for a little so she could have a "clear head" before she did it, so I waited. Thank fucking jesus that I waited. This one day I went to her house, and she fell asleep downstairs. I went up to her room and went on her computer. I found a hidden folder containing pictures, documents, and videos...

For the ENTIRE (2 months) time we were dating, she had sex with over 12 different men, backed up by the picture dates and such. SHe had the fucking mother load of pics on there. There were facial shots, anal pictures, everything. There was a video of her sticking a fucking turkey baster up her nasty coot, and squirting some liquid in herself, no doubt some left over cum that she vomited back up. She had a vid of her fucking a large bottle of lotion...fucking skank ho. She actually went to a hotel with different guys to do this shit, as backed up by the pictures.

I was shaking I was so pissed "im a virgin I want to marry my first and only man". YEAH FUCKING RIGHT COCK JUICER. I punched her monitor and the LCD cracked which was funny, and I stormed downstairs and screamed at her. She told me again she was a virgin. I pulled down her pants and spread her pussy apart, and no hymen...figures. She was crying and said it broke when she was running a while ago. I slapped her and pushed her on the couch. I sat down and was about to cry cause I had so many feelings running through me, but I didnt.

Her MOTHER AND FATHER AND SISTER walked in the door about 8-10 minutes after I slapped her. She said "he slapped me" and her dad was about to flip out until I said "Paul, you SERIOUSLY need to see this stuff on her computer". She started to scream and kept saing "theres nothing on there theres nothing on there theres nothing on htere". I calmed him down and her dad and her mom and I walked up to her room, and I showed them the folder of shit, behind the crack in the screen. I actually paid for the screen because it was my fault and I felt bad for the parents. Her mother threw up after she saw the pics and her dad got pale as flour.

Skank ho ended up going to a boarding school in New York after this mess, and she now is a drug user living in a trailor park with some of the dudes she used to fuck, and I am living the life. Thanks for listening, hope you enjoyed!

Whoa..

wait, you paid for her monitor?!


What a skank man. If that's true, I appologise on behalf of the female species.

You should have raped her.

hahaha, dude, fucking fantastic story. Except the....pulling down her pants and seeing her hymen bit. Makes no sense, doesn't seem realistic at all. Then again I wouldn't know what a hymen looks like since I've only fucked cum guzzling dirty whores. Two thumbs up.


....lol, Turkey baster...

Now that's funny!

Thanks for listening, hope you enjoyed!

Holy shit.
Now that's a story.

Anyways, this happened to ME, that fucking bitch...


...Thanks for listening, hope you enjoyed!


I'm dubious about this story. And you didn't say if there were pics of her being fucked normally. So she could still have been a virgin. Just not anally, lol.

And asif you "pulled her pants down and spread her apart" yea, because someone would just stand there and let you. And asif it's THAT easy, and yea, it's unlikely she would have had one anyway. BLEH.

She told me again she was a virgin. I pulled down her pants and spread her pussy apart, and no hymen...figures.

WTF did you shove a flashlight up there or something?

How do you figure?

And I agree with Yoyobek: you shoulda raped her.

That was a fucking great story!