A couple of girls I work with and I were cleaning out the stables, and were were lamenting about the fact that we were getting soaked with horse piss.

I don't know how it was brought up, but we started asking the question "Would you rather get urinated on by some guy, or by a horse?"

Now I said guy, especially if it was going to be filmed and put on the internet. Firstly because or the sheer amount of urine, and secondly - getting pissed on by a horse seems to enter the realms of beastiality, and horses are really quite disgusting.

We only asked 5 girls, but an interesting note - the three virgins all said they'd rather get unrinated on by a horse. The two floozys said they'd rather get pissed on by a guy. Mere coincidence? I think not.

Does it have something to do with how demeaning an act it is to get pissed on by a man? Although a horse is more disgusting, a guy is more degrading since it's a voluntary act?

So tell me totse, would you rather a man or a horse?

whichever has less urine

this is neither sexy, nor affectionate.

Which ever one I'd have more chance of kicking the shit out of afterwards.

..Man then. Horses kick like bastards.


I've been pissed on by old people. Usually whilst I'm in the process of helping (read:carrying) them to the toilet/chair/ect. It's not very nice.



Edit: Kirky, you have a deffinately odd and interesting job.

Kirk takes the piss.

I've never been pissed on by a horse or a...guy...

I would never allow a human being to piss on me, so if there was no choice i would go for the horse.

I would rather get pissed on by a horse. Because if some guy had his cock out in front of me, then I'm most likely about to get raped.

Well, since I'm a straight guy, I'll change the dilemma to a chick and a mare. I'd go with the chick, but only after force-feeding her an entire seedless watermelon, to make sure that the only liquid coming out of her peepee is basically warm water.

Yeah snapshot... i'm with you. But still a guy rather than a horse.

I'd much rather be pissed on by a horse. I've been pissed on by mice loads of times.... and a mouse jizzed on my hand once. But these things are just animals being animals.... I would never allow a guy to piss on me.... thats just degrading.

im not even going to post in this thread, *posts* doh!

I take it that no one mentioning being pissed on by girls?

That it is a very, veryveryvery common fetish/fantasy? So sensitive that folks can't even mention it in passing?

Interestin', I mutht thay!

I'd pick the horse. Imagining it, once the horse pissed on me I'd go shower and then feel fine. If I guy pissed on me I'd feel degraded and ashamed, because another guy had pissed on me. It's an act of complete submission if it's another guy, I'd sooner be kicked in the balls.

how would that change if it was a girl?

probably a guy, cause then i wouldn't feel bad for brutally killing him afterwards. i'd feel bad about hurting a horse, though...

whichever has less urine

good answer

how would that change if it was a girl?

If it was a random girl? I'd be just as pissed off and punch her in the vagina as soon as she gave me a clear shot. I'd still pick the horse by a country mile.

I take it that no one mentioning being pissed on by girls?

That it is a very, veryveryvery common fetish/fantasy



thats a relief...