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Old 2007-06-28, 09:06
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Question I haven't eaten a vegtable in 11 years

Its true, I'm 15 now and I stopped eating vegtables around the time my little brother was born. My mom said it's because I wanted the attention that my baby brother was getting. I recently tried to eat a carrot, but I was chewing it and then tried to swallow, but my throat locked up or something and then I puked. I realized that with any vegtable or new food, I do the same thing.

In addition to not eating vegtables, I dont like chicken, any meat except beef ( no steak though) and some kinds of pork, any soup, fish, and just recently tried pasta and now I like it.

Whats wrong with me?
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Old 2007-06-28, 09:07
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Default Re: I haven't eaten a vegtable in 11 years

You must be really healthy.

Good lord, what DO you eat?
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Old 2007-06-28, 10:50
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Default Re: I haven't eaten a vegtable in 11 years

your mother let you get away with not eating vegetables for that long?

but as chopper read would say, you need to harden the fuck up.
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Old 2007-06-28, 11:50
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Default Re: I haven't eaten a vegtable in 11 years

And your relation to the excretion of the food that you're done with? Are you willing to let it go regularly like a healthy dude do or do you like to save it for as long as possible like a freak?
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Old 2007-06-28, 11:56
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Default Re: I haven't eaten a vegtable in 11 years

I think what he's trying to say is WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A SHIT?

I'm guessing... 1999!
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Old 2007-06-28, 12:09
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Default Re: I haven't eaten a vegtable in 11 years

Quote:
but as chopper read would say, you need to harden the fuck up.
hahaha i was thinking the exact same
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Old 2007-06-28, 12:33
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Exclamation Re: I haven't eaten a vegtable in 11 years

I'm thinkin' that it's already pretty hardened up in there...
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Old 2007-06-28, 12:46
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Default Re: I haven't eaten a vegtable in 11 years

I mean, what do you live on?
I've gone a few months without vegetables or fruit or much food in general in really rough times, but 11 years without any roughage?


Try making a banana and cucumer smoothie. It tastes good and I guarantee you it wont make you throw up like the carrot did.

If you're interested in increasing your vegetable intake you're in the right place. If you're just bragging about how badly you treat your body I'll move this to RY.
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Old 2007-06-28, 16:50
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Default Re: I haven't eaten a vegtable in 11 years

i'm pretty sure you've eaten a vegetable in one form or another.

so i am imagining you live off bread, biscuits, sausages and beef burgers?

i bet you have the worst acne ever.

do you eat pizza? try putting vegetables on pizza or roast them
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Old 2007-06-28, 16:56
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Default Re: I haven't eaten a vegtable in 11 years

I wonder if the poor wee debbil is seriously short on the Vitamin C? Let alone other things found in plant matter.
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