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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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2007-06-28, 07:39
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How to be...
Ok, I wanna be a pornstar. I could not think of a better job, getting paid to fuck hot girls on camera, while the world watches you do it.
How would one become a pornstar?
Does anyone know what sort of salary these porn stars would be on?
Thanks.
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# 2
2007-06-28, 07:50
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Re: How to be...
Someone made a thread(although it got locked) a day or two ago, looking for male pornstars. Do some searching, they left their email.
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# 3
2007-06-28, 07:57
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Re: How to be...
I mean the proper pornstar dudes. How would one get into it and what would ones skillls and attributes have to be?
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# 4
2007-06-28, 16:02
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Re: How to be...
I heard somewhere that it goes like:
First you do a solo masturbation site.
Then you do gay porn.
Then you get to do porn porn.
They wouldn't put it on the internet if it wasn't true, the internet is for serious business.
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# 5
2007-06-28, 16:06
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Re: How to be...
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Originally Posted by Bean_Doodle
I heard somewhere that it goes like:
First you do a solo masturbation site.
Then you do gay porn.
Then you get to do porn porn.
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And only then you get allowed to do 'terodactyl porn.
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# 6
2007-06-28, 16:18
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I heard that pr0n isnt all it's het up to be. Sure it's fun for the viewer to watch, but actually doing it apparently involves people squirting water on you every few minutes so you have that 'fucking fresh' look and frequent breaks to re-lube.
I bet it's fun fucking a porn star for the first few times, but then, can you imagine having to keep on fucking this person after you've allready come and just want to have a sandwich and a nap?
Porn stars seem to be level with performing bears in how they have to work in their profession.
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2007-06-28, 16:21
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Re: How to be...
It's a lot harder than you think. If it was so good wouldn't you think everyone would do it?
You have to maintain an erection for hours, in front of a whole crew of people, you have to keep your body in tip top shape, you have to deal with uncomfortable sex positions, male pornstars who start out don't get paid a lot and it's very hard getting to the top of the porn business, ect. ect. so on, so on.
Do some research, just google "how to be a pornstar" and you'll get all kinds of info.
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2007-06-28, 16:55
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Re: How to be...
First of all do you have a LARGE penis and a six pack? If so then you have a future in the ever growing Pornography industry.
Step 1: Move to Hollywood
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Pornstar
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# 10
2007-06-28, 17:00
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Re: How to be...
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Originally Posted by twilightki
you have to keep your body in tip top shape.
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Yeah, I heard that Ron Jeremy's workout regiment can be BRUTAL!.
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2007-06-28, 17:10 |
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Yeah, I heard that Ron Jeremy's workout regiment can be BRUTAL!.
He was in good shape when he first started, check out some pics from when he was young. He has such a reputation now, he can probably do any porn he wants to, with whoever he wants. The guy's been doing porn since the fucking 70's. If you get him to be in one of your movies, chances are that it's going to sell good.
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2007-06-28, 17:14 |
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Re: How to be...
He was in good shape when he first started, check out some pics from when he was young. He has such a reputation now, he can probably do any porn he wants to, with whoever he wants. The guy's been doing porn since the fucking 70's. If you get him to be in one of your movies, chances are that it's going to sell good.
For some reason I really don't care at all what the guy in the movie looks like/who he is.  |
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2007-06-28, 17:20 |
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For some reason I really don't care at all what the guy in the movie looks like/who he is.
Me too, for the most part. The male actor must be in good shape (being able to perform good) at least. You don't have to be good looking, or your body physically good looking, as long as you have stamina and can prove it on camera. Plus girls watch porn too, so it's a major plus if the guy is good looking ;) |
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2007-06-28, 18:03 |
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Re: How to be...
You have to be able to get it up fast, keep it up, and be able to blow your load just at the right time to get that money shot.
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2007-06-28, 18:07 |
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Re: How to be...
And only then you get allowed to do 'terodactyl porn.
lmao that was a good thread... btw pterodactyl*
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2007-06-28, 18:09 |
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Originally Posted by Kablisti
You have to be able to get it up fast, keep it up, and be able to blow your load just at the right time to get that money shot.
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You will be able to earn decent money with that, but this will not give you much fame and recognition.
The only good way to get famous in the business is to bring something new to the market. Think of goatseman - he's not exactly physically fit, but he did something that noone else had done before him - and he got world-wide fame and lots of publicity. In fact, some people believe that goatse will never die and always be remembered - which makes goatseman a historically important person as well, and puts him in line with Caesar, Napoleon and such. |
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#17
2007-06-28, 18:28 |
Bean_Doodle
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lmao that was a good thread... btw pterodactyl*
SCREEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
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2007-06-28, 18:34 |
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lmao that was a good thread... btw pterodactyl*
I know, that was intentional misspelling for comedic effect.
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