Today i was driving like a moron and I hit this chicks car. It was completley my fault. I'll admit the fact that I didnt look and drove into her truck well... like a retard. Anyways we pull over and trade info, she seemed really nice despite the fact that I just hit her car. She kept giving me looks and I can tell she liked me. I am supposed to meet up with her tomorrow and arrange a payment for the damage.

A friend that had an 18th birthday party today and myself went out clubbing, and I found out he knows her (small world, isn't it?). She's pretty hot, fairly nice, and I need totse's help on asking her out somehow (after I pay her, of course)... Quite a fucked up situation here....... Ideas?

Oh and yes, I got "PWNED". Don't need to hear that one over and over again.

Once you've sorted out the legal stuff, just ask politely if she'd like to go to dinner one night this week?

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PWNED.

i just had to

Ask her if he she wants to be paid in cash, or something else.

say you feel really bad for fucking her truck up and you'd like to make it up

If she's anything like me, she's probably luring you into liking her.
Then one night you'll wake up, find the sheets covered in blood and your penis protruding from your anus, and on the wall, written in your own blood will be the words "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING UP MY CAR."




Ahh, revenge.

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Offer to pay the damages through sexual favors.

This is probably your best bet.
Don't worry, there aren't that many Yoyobeks out there in the real world.

Actually I'd heed Jackketch's advice... though maysbe somethign a little more edgy.

If you are looking for a relationship, then go with Jack's advice.

If you want just a fuck buddy or one night stand, you have the perfect opening line. Just hand her the money and say......"Well if you ever have the desire for some guy to hit you from behind again, just gimme a call." Follow whatever cues she give you from that point on, and of course.....POST PICS!

What, you like a world full of women who ask "does this make me look fat?" and obsess about Ikea furniture and the color of the curtains clashing with their tastefull wallpaper?

So, you want to fuck your mum.
That's fine, we all know you're a sicko. It's understood.

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Next time I see a pretty girl driving, I'm definetly going to run her off the road

Yeah, not even in a nasty way, after you pay just be like

"Hey, I'm really sorry for fucking up your truck... can i make it up to you? ill gladly get you something to eat" or some shit

"Look, I'm really sorry about all this, can I make it up to you by buying you dinner?"

Sounds like it's right out of a TV show, but it'd probably work.

Orrrrr just sort out the legal stuff, then hit her in the back of the head untill she stops moving...and talking and have sex and leave. Done little to no profit

Holy hell, I chuckled out loud.

Yoyobek has a point, there are some crazy bitches out there who would do something horrible to you for smashing up their car. Tread lightly.

The phrase: 'I'd like to run into you again sometime' keeps popping up in my head.

Scenario:
After two weeks of not hearing any new posts from Sam Fisher someone in I found it on the web posts a thread about a guy who got his dick cut off and shoved in his ass for rear ending a girls car.

There is another yoyobek out there!

Thanks for the replies guys, I'll see how it all goes tonight. I'm supposed to meet her and sign some shit. Lord G, I haven't posted on Totse in fucking ages, must have been 4 months at least. Probably more. She doesn't seem like the type who would cut my dick off, shove it up my ass and leave a message on the wall, but I'll watch out just in case. You never know .
The worst part is that I loose all my money that I had for booze and partying.

Wtf, I was expecting some weird fetish or something.

Lol, tricked.

If I was in that situation, I would express how upset you are that you two met under these circumstances... BUT, there is some good in it because atleast you know her name now.

Tell her that you would, although this happened, you really feel like you should get to know her better.

Or, you can always play the "Fate" card.

"I was meant to hit you... So, we could meet."

I read this and had to laugh. You hit her car and are planning on asking her out. I love it. Go for it man!

Update: I went to her place to talk about the damage. Her parents came out with her, so I didn't get the chance to ask her out. Again, she kept looking at me, I'm fairly sure she wants the cock. I get to see them tomorrow again and take their car to a mechanic to estimate the damage cost. After I pay them whatever I have to for fucking up their car, I'll defenetly ask her out (either last time I see her, or call her up). Any more ideas to what I should say to her?
Oh and yeah, I'd probably get into a relashionship with her, because she doesn't seem like the fuck-buddy type.

Let us know how it goes.

And watch your back...

I was just being sarcastic. I was just elaborating on the post by yoyobek for sarcastic lulz. Gues I failed.

Ohh yah and tell us how it goes, this seems really intersting

hehe.. you shoulda never left SG.