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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-06-28, 05:00
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Nascarphreak008 
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My Past Week.
This might be kind of long so read it at your own choice.
Some of you know me from the several posts I have made about me and my girl problem. Well, it just got worse. I had a really rough weekend that lets just say envoled cops, arrests, and other matters.
I call her tonight thinking she would be worried about me cause I haven't talked to her in like a week becuase of all the stuff happenings. And she dumped me after we talked for like 5m stating simply that it was over. This really pushed me over the edge with everything else that happened she dumps me..laughing..she LAUGHED! -_-
The best part is..she cheated on me to. I talked to the dude for like 15-20m or so. And grr -_- after all we have been through together she does this..I stuck by her through everything she came to me whenever she had a problem and I always could cheer her up, no matter what. She did that..and laughed...and laughed when she said goodbye. I feel like shit, and not becuase she did it, but becuase the last time I talked to her we got into a verbal arguement in which I hung on her..and she called me back saying "I am sorry, please don't leave me, I love, I need you don't leave me" crying and everything.
Well, look at it this way, this is probably going to be the last post totse ever hears about me and her and our problems -_-
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#2
 2007-06-28, 11:40
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Re: My Past Week.
She sounds mad, and cruel.
I'd send her a text, or an email or something, one last form of contact. And in it, you say
"you're really fat. I hated to say anything about how fat you've gotten. In a way, it's good you dumped me, because I was really embarassed to be seen with you."
SOUL.DESTROYING.
Trust me on this.
And then you move on. :)
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#3
 2007-06-28, 12:06
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: My Past Week.
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
She sounds mad, and cruel.
I'd send her a text, or an email or something, one last form of contact. And in it, you say
"you're really fat. I hated to say anything about how fat you've gotten. In a way, it's good you dumped me, because I was really embarassed to be seen with you."
SOUL.DESTROYING.
Trust me on this.
And then you move on. :)
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Not bad, but you know how I feel about boys taking 'revenge' on their ex's.
If he must then change the text message to 'Many thanks for all the good times, you were incredible. I loved you so much and trust me, your weight was never an issue.'
The 'nice' bit at the start sets her up for the kicker at the end.
Of course , if its a girl finishing with a boy then she'd just change it to "and loved your small penis, it was soooo cute'.
Now we're talking razor-blades across arteries. :P
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#4
 2007-06-28, 13:06
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Re: My Past Week.
If he must then change the text message to 'Many thanks for all the good times, you were incredible. I loved you so much and trust me, your weight was never an issue.'
:D Even better.
The fact that she was laughing when she dumped you means she is now denied a nice breakup message.
Also, to guy she cheated on you with, absently ask what his results were when he went to get tested. Then look rather worried when he goes "test? what?"
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