Seriously somebody help me figure this shit the fuck out.

Okay first girl, shes like your typical neighborhood girl that just started partying and shit that dances all night long. I introduced her to alot of shit and we danced alot together but she never let anything go beyond that and she kept calling this weird ass 20 year old kid, I'm 17. Anyway, I end up going to this dudes house and more or less got sucker punched because a girl that lived with this dude didn't want to be his fuckslave. We kissed but we never got down in monkey town because like, I really wanted to "make love" and everything wasn't right. I tattooed a <3 below her belly button, just randomly.


Anyway so then I gotta go to another city to baby sit for a while so I'm gone.

I come back, the girl I tattooed is no where to be found, I would of thought she would tell me how to get at her so I don't know I figure something will happen. The girl that used to ditch me finally realized I can do anything better then her weird ass 20 yr old whatever, so shes like yea lets be dancing partners I'm like its whatever - then it got weird, like she wanted to come work with me so that was cool I set up a poker game for us basically to chill with my friends and she ditched me, I left her 3 voice mails with numbers to call and shit because my phone is really dicey and she doesnt call any or pick up her phone. I dont know where she lives so I can't just swoop by and pick her up. Allthough its occurred to me that I shoulda since that might of been her way of picking me up, so I guess I let her down.


Anyway, next thing I know I'm wondering wtf at my house and this completely new girl comes with one of my friends. I'm all emotional and shit because alot of people I know are dying and she just completely understands me. Everyone leaves because its too late to be loud but she stayed with her friend, I had a friend too - both of them are like friends that never get any play like tagalongs but I thought they might do something, anyway I'm watching Fresh Prince Of Bel Air and were all squeezed in on my couch, and I just start playing with this new girl, like I rub my head on hers and our cheeks, then I start sucking her neck and licking her ear because it just felt good. For whatever reason I grab her face lightly and then we started kissing and gyrating on each other, I start going down on her boobies, it just feels right, like I'm seconed guessing my self and everything I have says YES DO IT!!! so I start then her friend cock blocks and runs away I forget she was there. So we clean up and shit, and then the dude that introduced me to her comes back.


Hes all like dude shes got STDs and Im like she told me she was a virgin, and then hes like shes a slut dude, and I'm like oh okay fuck it I like sluts, and then we keep kissing and this SHIT plan to go to a lake comes up. I go to the lake not with my girl but with my friend thats already cock blocking me and this guy does it hard, and then like we go to the lake I wait for her to come and keep calling her but she doesnt call back, then she finally shows up and everyone else leaves but she brought her friend. So fucking like I'm like what do you want to do - I forgot to add I cant keep my hands off her any more shes just too sexy, and shes like well why don't we go back to your house because I wanna sleep with her.. Not because I want to fuck her, but I got insomnia problems and like I never feel comfortable enough to go to sleep but I do with her.


So we do but then she comes up with some weird ass plan to drive 4 hours to see her friends or something 'cuz her Mom is out of town. ~EDIT * I was all over her during this plan, I just thought she'd finally stop and then we could just be together, but she was finally like OKAY I gotta go drive, and I was like I'll walk you out, then at the car I couldn't help it I just starting kissing her and I held her up by the car we just kissed.


I don't know what the fuck she is doing, shes calling all kinds of people and shit, and its just like well I just met her I don't want to fuck her friends over so I'm whatever, because my friends flying out of the country and I gotta go to his house to see him off. I told her to come with me, but I think she didn't because she has a bad reputation at the school because of her whatevers, and shes like afraid of seeing people. She can't drive by this one guys house without her car getting impounded by the police. I think shes been to juviee. I don't know what for and I don't give a fuck because I just want to be with her. I cant see her stabbing someone or anything.


Her car gets took by her PARENTS then for driving 4 hours and being stupid, so I call her and shes like I gotta wait for my Mom to come home to tell me if Im grounded or not, and I'm like okay well I want to see you, and then she starts moaning and everything and I'm just like SHIIIIT, I should come kidnap you i want to see you, and shes like hmm well lemme talk to my mom first but shes not home for another 3 hours, and im like OKAY and thinking ill be over there, then Im not because people fucking talk me out of it and shit. I call back and its all bad.

We talk today and shes like doing the same shit but she said its good that I didn't then she was like, Im grounded for 2 weeks, and I was like fuck, and she was like yeah, and I said I gotta go for 10 days for the 4th of july to see my brother, and she said shell see me when I get back. I told her i was cleaning my house and id call her back in a little bit, but im pretty sure she meant phone sex but when I called back like 2 hours after she called me, she didnt pick up. And she said no one can come in/out of her house except her family.

So I mean wtf to do.

So I mean wtf to do.

Stop using like every other word. That could help. Did anyone else find this really confusing?

It's really odd that you type well, use vernacular, and have logically spaced paragraphs, considering your subject matter.

But yeah, if she has your number, wait for her to call. She is just some slut you want to bang, right? Or are you looking to go out with her, or be fuck buddies, or what?

This girl in no way sounds like relationship material, and considering the likeliness of stds, just be sure to wrap your tool, and hopefully try to get some on a regular basis with her.

More or less fuck buddies with both. But like, not fuck buddies, I dunno, love buddies or something like. Like they both have there moments where they just understand me like no one else and I can't help but try and return the favor.


Yeah, I smoke too much fucking weed, its messing with my mind.

Seriously somebody help me figure this shit the fuck out.

Okay first girl, shes like your typical neighborhood girl that just started partying and shit that dances all night long. I introduced her to alot of shit and we danced alot together but she never let anything go beyond that and she kept calling this weird ass 20 year old kid, I'm 17. Anyway, I end up going to this dudes house and more or less got sucker punched because a girl that lived with this dude didn't want to be his fuckslave. We kissed but we never got down in monkey town because like, I really wanted to "make love" and everything wasn't right. I tattooed a <3 below her belly button, just randomly.


Anyway so then I gotta go to another city to baby sit for a while so I'm gone.

I come back, the girl I tattooed is no where to be found, I would of thought she would tell me how to get at her so I don't know I figure something will happen. The girl that used to ditch me finally realized I can do anything better then her weird ass 20 yr old whatever, so shes like yea lets be dancing partners I'm like its whatever - then it got weird, like she wanted to come work with me so that was cool I set up a poker game for us basically to chill with my friends and she ditched me, I left her 3 voice mails with numbers to call and shit because my phone is really dicey and she doesnt call any or pick up her phone. I dont know where she lives so I can't just swoop by and pick her up. Allthough its occurred to me that I shoulda since that might of been her way of picking me up, so I guess I let her down.


Anyway, next thing I know I'm wondering wtf at my house and this completely new girl comes with one of my friends. I'm all emotional and shit because alot of people I know are dying and she just completely understands me. Everyone leaves because its too late to be loud but she stayed with her friend, I had a friend too - both of them are like friends that never get any play like tagalongs but I thought they might do something, anyway I'm watching Fresh Prince Of Bel Air and were all squeezed in on my couch, and I just start playing with this new girl, like I rub my head on hers and our cheeks, then I start sucking her neck and licking her ear because it just felt good. For whatever reason I grab her face lightly and then we started kissing and gyrating on each other, I start going down on her boobies, it just feels right, like I'm seconed guessing my self and everything I have says YES DO IT!!! so I start then her friend cock blocks and runs away I forget she was there. So we clean up and shit, and then the dude that introduced me to her comes back.


Hes all like dude shes got STDs and Im like she told me she was a virgin, and then hes like shes a slut dude, and I'm like oh okay fuck it I like sluts, and then we keep kissing and this SHIT plan to go to a lake comes up. I go to the lake not with my girl but with my friend thats already cock blocking me and this guy does it hard, and then like we go to the lake I wait for her to come and keep calling her but she doesnt call back, then she finally shows up and everyone else leaves but she brought her friend. So fucking like I'm [b]like[b/] what do you want to do - I forgot to add I cant keep my hands off her any more shes just too sexy, and shes like well why don't we go back to your house because I wanna sleep with her.. Not because I want to fuck her, but I got insomnia problems and like I never feel comfortable enough to go to sleep but I do with her.


So we do but then she comes up with some weird ass plan to drive 4 hours to see her friends or something 'cuz her Mom is out of town. ~EDIT * I was all over her during this plan, I just thought she'd finally stop and then we could just be together, but she was finally like OKAY I gotta go drive, and I was like I'll walk you out, then at the car I couldn't help it I just starting kissing her and I held her up by the car we just kissed.


I don't know what the fuck she is doing, shes calling all kinds of people and shit, and its just like well I just met her I don't want to fuck her friends over so I'm whatever, because my friends flying out of the country and I gotta go to his house to see him off. I told her to come with me, but I think she didn't because she has a bad reputation at the school because of her whatevers, and shes like afraid of seeing people. She can't drive by this one guys house without her car getting impounded by the police. I think shes been to juviee. I don't know what for and I don't give a fuck because I just want to be with her. I cant see her stabbing someone or anything.


Her car gets took by her PARENTS then for driving 4 hours and being stupid, so I call her and shes like I gotta wait for my Mom to come home to tell me if Im grounded or not, and I'm like okay well I want to see you, and then she starts moaning and everything and I'm just like SHIIIIT, I should come kidnap you i want to see you, and shes like hmm well lemme talk to my mom first but shes not home for another 3 hours, and im like OKAY and thinking ill be over there, then Im not because people fucking talk me out of it and shit. I call back and its all bad.

We talk today and shes like doing the same shit but she said its good that I didn't then she was like, Im grounded for 2 weeks, and I was like fuck, and she was like yeah, and I said I gotta go for 10 days for the 4th of july to see my brother, and she said shell see me when I get back. I told her i was cleaning my house and id call her back in a little bit, but im pretty sure she meant phone sex but when I called back like 2 hours after she called me, she didnt pick up. And she said no one can come in/out of her house except her family.

So I mean wtf to do.

Are you fucking kidding me? How man fucking times do you need to use the word like?

My biggest pet peeve is when people use that damn word too goddamn often, whether it be in a conversation or some post on the internet. What is with you people?!

So you don't know what to do? It sounds like you're going to be out of action until you get back from your brother's place, aren't you?

I'd try and tell her(as nicely as possible) to get tested.

Are you fucking kidding me? How man fucking times do you need to use the word like?

My biggest pet peeve is when people use that damn word too goddamn often, whether it be in a conversation or some post on the internet. What is with you people?!

Shut the fuck up man I just need some fucking help.

Both girls are no good my man. Youre a cool ass dude, get yourself a girl that doesnt have so many problems, you said yourself youve got shit going on in your life.. you dont need all that crap.. its just.. to complicated i think

Yeah dude but fucking there like the people I know, its not fake, I really feel like I can't fall asleep in anyone elses arms. How the fuck am I going to get out of here if I can't fall asleep?

Stop using like every other word. That could help. Did anyone else find this really confusing?
Like, yes.

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Yeah dude but fucking there like the people I know, its not fake, I really feel like I can't fall asleep in anyone elses arms. How the fuck am I going to get out of here if I can't fall asleep?

one girl will get your ass kicked and has a shitty attitude

the other can get you sick but you can relate too

those arnt very good choices. it cant get much worse then that. find a third girl.

and hell.. totse aint THAT bad

Use fake names to make the story easier to follow. It looks like your pretty much stuck for a while. You just need to chill and see what happens.

Your post made as much sense as a monkey in a clown suit sucking off an amputee. Seriously, what the fuck?

You went down on her tits? Umm...lol

*edit*

Stop bitching about insomnia, just take some Temazepam. Doesn't work? Quadruple your dose. Then have a few shots. Nighty night.

I'm sorry dude, fucking my life is going like 200 miles right now.

The first girl, the dancer, whatever I'll call her Rize. She left me a message last night, I never gave her a number to call back. Shes got no minutes, but I told her friend to call me.


The other girl, call her Lisa, shes more likely to get me my ass kicked. They both live in a ghetto apparently, but I'm from a bigger scarier ghetto so there ghetto isn't really ghetto to me. Lisa, shes grounded but I call her 3 times a day, I really like her, basically though I think shes all weird because she used to be a tweaker, like I don't really give a shit, I don't know what happened and only God can judge, she makes me trust her so I'm not worried. Like all my friends, started off with not liking her, they won't tell me why but now they think it works. They all went to middle school with her apparently, I didn't go to the same school so I really don't know anything.

one girl will get your ass kicked and has a shitty attitude

the other can get you sick but you can relate too

those arnt very good choices. it cant get much worse then that. find a third girl.

and hell.. totse aint THAT bad
Heh also, I just added Lisa - the girl on grounding, to my myspace, and Rize lives like right down the street and is on my 'top 12'.

so let me get this right.. the third girl is a creepy ex tweaker?

the best advice i can give you is.. find a white girl