Ok, so at the Farmer's market today I ran into a lady I see every once in awhile at an appointment location.

She is pretty attractive, and petite in build, so she has not "sagged" very much if you know what I mean. (she's probably approaching 50, though....)

I made a few wise ass remarks and carried on in my usual playful banter and I realized she was sort of getting into it. I was expecting about a 2 minute chat and we talked for like 10 minutes.

Towards the end of our little chat I noticed a few subtleties in what she was saying that indicated she possibly wanted my young man-cock

I didn't overdo anything though, and kept it casual.

What do you think I should do next time I see her? Maybe giver her my business card (read: number) and be like "For a good tiiiiime caaaaaaaaahaaaaall- [minus the 867-5309]"

She revealed the general location of her house, it's not too far.

How should I initiate this love affair totse? What turns older women on? I know they must be different from younger women....
My "game" is usually only turned on around women of my general age, but somehow it seeped out while I was talking to her? lol.

:)

How old are you? (Why the fuck does everyone leave out essential information?)

Sure, go for it.
But if you go round to her house, dont be suprised if she's cooked you a full meal with dessert and shows you to a room afterwards saying "we left it..just..how Timmy left it..we couldnt bare to touch it after he died..."

How should I persue an older woman??. Slowly and give her a head start with her walker.

lol @ responses.

Yeah, she's a single, no divorces, no kids person who lives alone. She apparently went through a fair share of the drinking-smoking-stoner period, but now she's one of those mild health freaks.

I am 20.

:D

A meal would be nice. :)

*shows up at her house*

MAKE ME A SANGWICHIZ!!!

If she's interested, she'll pursue you, and she'll probably get you.

Take everything you know about women, and multiply it by 10. Take evrything you know about men, and also multiply that by 10. Thats how much of an advantage she'll have over you.

But not if your 13. All she'd want from you is... ummm.... no, sorry, I can't think of anything she'd want from a 13 year old.

Take everything you know about women, and multiply it by 10. Take evrything you know about men, and also multiply that by 10. Thats how much of an advantage she'll have over you.

By shit, you're right.

:)

Should I "be myself" or turn on the love afterburners at the slightest chance? Hmmmm... *writhes hands together maniacally* I am thinking "more juice" may be much better than normal mode for older women, but maybe the complete opposite is true. I need to beware, as yoyo said, of excessive blabbering and associated crap like "little Timmy's room."

*thinks*

You could fuck her on her plastic covered couch and she'll send you 12.50$ for your birthday.

Then fucking do it, man.

You could fuck her on her plastic covered couch and she'll send you 12.50$ for your birthday.

Don't quote 40-year-old virgin.

K.

I'll update this thread when developments happen.

Operation New Age Nutz n' Buttz in progress. ;)

you should be like yo ma wut u sayin let me tap that and then she be like exuse me and then al be like let me get the keys to ur house and then she be like meet me at my house and then al be like give me ur 7 digits number then am holla at u when i come through. Thats wut the playas say and it works for me.

I call bullshit, pics/video or it never happen and the woman you really are fucking its your grandmama

How old is this woman? 30? 40? 50?

50 is a good age. When I was 25 I had a 50-y-o flirt with me a bit; I asked her to coffee. We wound up in bed, where I discovered she had a well toned body and a set of very firm E-cup boobies. She "confessed" that she didn't want any kind of LTR, and insisted that I bang other women. God!

She drove like a maniac, though, and died in an auto accident 2 years later.

Yeah, I gave her my number and it she reacted in a positive manner. Hopefully she has the woman-balls to call me, because I KNOW she wants to based on her mannerisms towards me. She is self-employed and busy frequently, but I will see her again. This is certain. Hopefully she will need boneage this coming weekend when she can relax. :D

We'll see how it goes though. Hopefully she doesn't want any strings attached.... just teh sexes.

Holy crapcakes, I'm tired as a muffin.

*passes out*

I heard that women that age are a lot hornier and enjoy sex a lot more than any other age.

It is now your duty to find out if this is true or not. :)

seeing as we're on the subject, how should i pursue an ex teacher of mine who is about 6-8 years older than me. i'm still only 17, but man, she is HOT!

There's only one thing you need to remember when dating (or casually fucking) an older woman: don't look in the closet.

http://pmcaregivers.com/images/depends5.jpg

Going cougar hunthing eh?

hahah this thread is pretty good.

make it really easy for her to get you haha, but without being obvious.

try and get a pic atleast of something good with your username somewhere

great, thread.
dude, don't forget to tell us everything that happens...in detail. hahah

Yeah, I skipped seeing her to get drugs this Friday.

Lolz.... drugz.

Fuck... I can still make this work, I swear!

:)

This thread may not be updated for a week or so, so don't go getting your nickers in a knot!

:D

At least she is probably masturbating to me, lol. Sometimes she frightens me with how flirty she is.

"Hopefully she has the woman-balls to call me, because I KNOW she wants to based on her mannerisms towards me. "

Woman-balls! LOLLL! Good luck man. Keep us posted. I for one, am, very eager about the outcome.

On a sidenote; me, a hippy is in love with a doctor. She's about 5-6 yrs older than me. Do I have any chance?

Nope dude, Hippies and doctors dont go together.

Nope dude, Hippies and doctors dont go together.

Plus... doctors, psychologists and other care-givers are bound by some inter-career code shit not to have affairs with clients.

UNLESS.. they're really horny!

Lolz.

Plus... doctors, psychologists and other care-givers are bound by some inter-career code shit not to have affairs with clients.

UNLESS.. they're really horny!

Lolz.

i guess mr. hippie could try to make her really horny.
XD

Plus... doctors, psychologists and other care-givers are bound by some inter-career code shit not to have affairs with clients.

UNLESS.. they're really horny!

Lolz.

Haha, some sort of HORNY-clause?

Since you're a hippie, just try and get her high/drunk.

Since you're a hippie

NO NOT RLY.

Nice try.

I'm just insane.

NO NOT RLY.

Nice try.

I'm just insane.

god damn hippies becomeing more and more disillusioned

she's one of those mild health freaks.


DOES SHE RUN A HEALTH CLUB FULL OF CATS AND A BIG CERAMIC PENIS?!

http://i7.tinypic.com/4kv99qt.jpg

"I'm calling the powlees!"

:)

moloko

LOL, dammit you guys!

:)

No she is not a doctor. I usually see her at the chiropractor on Fridays. We cum at the same time. This Friday, I was not capable of driving there.

She is basically your average working class person that repeatedly changes jobs and has some mysterious freelance income source on the side.

NOW... time to put this on the lowski until I figger' out what's happ'nin.

We cum at the same time.

How do you know that?

Damnit man just do her allready!!

And post pics

At the same time.