totse.com | how to come up with $2000 by tomorrow

soletsgo · #1 2007-06-27, 20:07

a small dilemma:
my ex-employer is pressing charges against me for embezzeling money if I don't pay it back by tomorrow at noon..i have to at least come up with half of it..

what are some ideas to come up with some CASH quick..it can't be that hard..

jebuonag · #2 2007-06-27, 21:22

Robbery.

Moving to Bad Ideas.

Chemically Imbalanced · #3 2007-06-27, 21:25

I had to do this once, only it was 400 dollars.

You'll need a four wheel drive truck and a winch.

All you do, is winch newspaper boxes and soda machines all night tonight and throw them in the back of your truck.

Take them home one by one so nobody gets suspicious of why you have this kind of shit in the back.

I honestly thought i'd get caught when i did it, but i didn't.

BenBanned · #4 2007-06-27, 21:32

Theirs no legal ways to do this, robbery would seem to be your best bet.
Good luck man.

Grand Masta Thief · #5 2007-06-27, 21:38

rob the bank,ask for 3000 because they will have that amount so you can give 2000 to your employer and 1000 just to party

#113 · #6 2007-06-27, 21:40

go on a mega pickpocketing, purse lifting, purse snatching, mugging day out lol

Smooth101 · #7 2007-06-27, 22:18

I don't suppose he takes IOU's....

SilentMind · #8 2007-06-27, 22:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by #113 View Post

go on a mega pickpocketing, purse lifting, purse snatching, mugging day out lol

Thats the only way I see it happening.

doornob_lightbulb · #9 2007-06-27, 22:38

I would personally start robbing stores, but your probably fucked. Wait outside atms for rich people to draw cash.

toker420 · #10 2007-06-27, 22:51

look at this man defintely do not rob, embezelement may get you afew years in prison.. but if you rob someone you get up to 10 years...

what i would do if i was in your situation would be to try and talk it out with dude some how, if that failed i would steal as much scrap metal, like aluminum ladders or ac units...

for the big ladders you get 25 a pop if you cut them up, not all places are sketchy about it tho.. some you can take them on in..

with the ac units just go around back, cut off the power and either take the whole thing and resell it or unscrew it and take the alluminum ac coils.. if you get the big ones behind businesses you can get a hundred bucks per each one..

if i didnt think i could meet the deadline doin that, i would then resort to breakin into either a house or business..

you can get well over your goal in one hit but if you get caught expect a year at the very least in prison..

good luck