Ok. So I have an arrangement with a girl who I've been friends with for a while.
We have sex and party ALOT. That's where the "relationship" is supposed to end in this situation, right?

Now all of her clothes are here and she got a job just 6 miles from my house when her mom's home is in a totally different county.

I'm getting sloshed with my friends and she calls. "Hey, I'm with (x-boyfriends name)
were up here bowling, just thought I'd see what your doing"

Me:"O hey, nothin, gettin hammered"

her "Your not pissed?"

Me, a bit curious, "No, should I be?"

her"well, if you cared about me you would"

When we have sex she insists on using no condom because she doesnt like the way they feel and to top that American Baby magazines are delivered in her name to my goddamn Post Office box.

A few weeks ago my best friend and I went to see his ex, I was simply along for the ride and since my car was being painted I needed to go on a beer run anyways.
An old, old, ex girlfriend of mine coincidentally is friends with his ex and happened to be hanging out when we arrived. I tell my sex friend this, she explodes.

So, my fellow totse members, should I explain that jealousy isn't supposed to be an issue in our case, or simply tell her to get out of my house? I understand this girl might have an attachment to me, and possibly affectionate feelings, but I hate her jealousness, she acts like we're married and I friggin hate it. Advice please.

Dude....RUN! Just fucking run.

Tell her friends with benefits is just what the name implies, and that friends don't generally get jealous of each other.

just say that friends with benefits is what it means, but you can always get serious too, i mean friends with benefits only means CERTAIN things. and then it gets serious, usually by the girl cause guys want sex, lol.

talk to her. explain to her how you feel about the situation. ask her what her opinion of the situation is. she's probably more attached to you than you are to her, and she needs to know that. are either of you willing to have sex with someone else? is she looking for a relationship? has she had a stable relationship before to give her some type of foundation of what it's like to be with someone?

tell her less talkee more suckee

I was going to say to ask her to move in with your or marry you or something that'll make her take a step back and say 'woah, I'm not that serious.'

But seems like she is...good luck.

When we have sex she insists on using no condom because she doesnt like the way they feel and to top that American Baby magazines are delivered in her name to my goddamn Post Office box.

...HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?

*head in hands*

...HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?

*head in hands*

Somehow, I read over that part.

...wow...

Just wow.

GET THE FUCK AWAY!

That bitch will kill you!

RUN!

RUN AWAY!!!!

If you don't want to form a serious relationship with this girl then end it completely.

If you do decide to end it, cum in her hair and take a picture that night. Then post it.:D

Don't forget her eyes, go for the gold.


Um yeah..just break her up after she take shower, she might get really weird and started plugging some of your jizz from her hair. Some girl in my town did that to get her guy back by using the "but I'm pregnant!" excuse.

When we have sex she insists on using no condom because she doesnt like the way they feel and to top that American Baby magazines are delivered in her name to my goddamn Post Office box.

Jesus dude you gotta fucking run right now.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

I hope she's worth it.