I was brutally assaulted by my girlfriend :(

Oh yes Shaniqua Di'id!

stab the shit outta that bitch

Lol, there is the girl i mknow, she throws plates at her bf's.

if you go out with a bitch named shaniqua you're a fucking idiot. That's a ghetto bitch name and she'll definately beat your ass cuz its all she knows.

Anyways, girls have tried and tried to get me beat up by guys and none have worked. One crazy bitch I went out with cut my back when I wasn't wearing a shirt because we just fucked then pretended she was sorry and put salsa on the cut thinking it would hurt. WTF? I think I grabbed her hair and told her I was gonna slice it off for that. Yeah it was not a healthy relationship...

i'd expect if i were dating a girl named Shaniqua, that she would eventually try to beat me up.

One time I was arguing with my mom while my girlfriend was over. She kept trying to pull me away into the bedroom. But I was genuinely angry. And I kept arguing. And she kept trying to pull me away. So I grabbed her wrist. Firmly, but not like it hurt her or anything. Her and my mom and my sister all stared at me like I was a wifebeater or something.

Fucking pussies...(Not really though, I love my mom)

But seriously, I think every girl(and guys for that matter) should be beaten into critical condition somewhere around the age of 15. Put some shit in perspective.

If I dated a girl named Shaniqua, I'd be packing. It's only a matter of time before someone of that kind goes apeshit on your ass, and you either have to put them down, or die.

My fiance and I get into fights sometimes. I'm usually the first (and only) one to resort to physical violence. One time I fucked up his toe, and another time, I actually hit/kicked him. I don't really mean to, I just lose control. The next day, everything is always fine. We love each other, but he makes me so mad sometimes...

Oh, yeah, and one night, he decided to jump on top of my blazer. I tried really hard to throw him off in the street. He held on, though. I only pinched his leg by rolling up the window.

-_- Shaniqua?....Go get you a normal chick who isn't named Shaniqua

-_- Shaniqua?....Go get you a normal chick who isn't named Shaniqua

as you can guess she's ALWAYS in ctrl and ALWAYS on top :(

I canned my girlfriend with a can of Labatt's about a week ago.

I canned my girlfriend with a can of Labatt's then groped her cans about a week ago.

Fixed.

Lol, nice fix.

as you can guess she's ALWAYS in ctrl and ALWAYS on top :(

Whether you want it that way or not, right? Does she ever harass you about paying?

Whether you want it that way or not, right? Does she ever harass you about paying?

He's a troll so his goat girlfriend has no value of currency so she probably just butts his ass til he pays. Goats don't have pockets either...

lol, y stab me?