inbetween my classes I have a 30 minute break.. I was really stressed and didn't bust a nut for about a day and a half and because in my next class I was gonna be socializing with girls I thought for nerves it'd be best to jus rub one out.

I made the mistake of staying in the driver seat, which was probably the dumbest thing I could do.

so I'm squirming around feverishly masturbating, trying to get a good visual so I had my eyes closed for a minute (parked a bit ways from other cars), when i'm suddenly interrupted by a cop tapping on the window. I freak out and jump up, my cock is all vaselined up and gleamin in the sunlight like a fuckin freshly glazed donut.

the cop was jus like, "kid.. go home.. seriously.. I don't wanna hear it, but don't ever let me catch you again." then he quickly jotted down some ticket (not bad jus like $20 or so) and walked off shaking his head in disgust..

even though nothing bad happened I jus feel so fuckin awkward and bad about it, like i;'ve been raped or something... :(

Well at least it wasnt like some rli rli hot girl or even worse a whole group of girls...

owned

hahahahahahaha sucks to be you.

I've read somewhere that there is a line you cross... the line is going over-board with whacking it... once you whack in public you have a problem, no matter what the excuse is. Dude, you have a problem.

eh there probably would have been better places to go jerk it, but it could have definitely turned out worse. i'm sure you'll look back and laugh a week or two from now.

why the fuck would you get a fine?

^^ Exposing himself in public, public indecency or something maybe?

but he was in his car it's not like he was on a park bench. there most likely weren't many people around and he simply got unlucky with the cop.

the ticket was marked as, violating '18-7-301. Public Indecency'

are you sexy? if so, then it should matter...

Haha, that fucking owns. That would have been sooo awkward.

Deny everything.

Disturbingly I can picture that whole story in my head :(

How awesome would it have been if the very second he tapped your window, you shot your load, hitting the window where the cop was looking... :D

Shouldve shot in his eye then took off lol.

You're fucking lucky. Recently a guy close to here got caught doing that, he's doing a few years now.

Lol, Your a sex offender now. Well, maybe not but it's a possibility.

The trick is to find an isolated parking lot.

Good luck in the future.

Well, atleast you knew straight off that you got the 1 straight cop.

Well.
Atleast there's minimal risk of ever seing that officer againa. I mean, it's not like he's going to patroll that place deliberately to see you again....


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Lol... a day and a half without masturbating and you were so desperate you jerked off in your car?

Addicted much?

yeah if the cop wanted to you could have been in real big trouble and had to register as a sex offender
just wack it at the house

Reminded me of the movie Wild Hogs :D

I got a good laugh outta this thread. But oh well, it could have been much worse.

Reminded me of the movie Wild Hogs :D

heh, i was thinking that, too.

was there any reason the cop came up to you? like were you suspiciously masturbating? maybe with some shifty eyes or something?

Addicted much?

Yeah, fuckin' seriously. If you can't go a day and a half without whacking it, you need to reevaluate the use of jerking it in your life...

This thread reminds me of a friend of my brother who wacked of in a train. Twice in one ride. That's just scarry.

You're one classy fella.

at least your not a sex offender :) shit like that can ruin your life. you got off easy, learn a lesson from this and next time do it in the school bathroom

LMAO. sorry to hear that dude. I've beat off in my car but im lucky, i got limo tint windows. I work at a call center where we have to wear business causal clothes, and sometimes the women there are too hott ! Just do it in the bathroom stall next time lol.

o god lmfao this thread made my day its fuckin hilarious. Nothing is funnier than the misfortune of others, sad but true, they should have that in a movie somewhere....

Reminded me of this: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1691888

My friend's friend got caught jacking it to something like swedish rape porn by a librarian and my friend and the janitor caught his other friend jacking it in the bathroom at one of his old schools.

Librarian!?!?

I jerked off in a church once. I hadn't had sex or jerked in a week or so. I'm an atheist and hate when I have to go to church. Hasn't happened in several years because I don't live with parents anymore.

Anyway, I started looking around, during the sermon, at all the hot chicks that go to church. And then started thinking about how at least half were probably virgins and half of those were probably secret nymphos.

Before I knew it, this was becoming a problem and needed to be taken care of stat. So excused myself to the bathroom and rubbed one off. Sat through the rest of that church visit with a huge grin.

You know the reason he let you off is because the boys at the station found him in his squad car doing the same thing. Except guess where the shotgun was...

Good job.

You pawned yourself !!Congrats!!

It sounds like someone has a problem
ADMIT IT YOU HAVE A MASTURBATION PROBLEM
If you get desperate enough to masterbate in public after not jerking off for one day.

I must honestly thank you for filling my day with lulz. Keep up the stupid work!

hahaha how OLD are u? like just got your license and a car and think its a new secret hide out? or college and desperate.

MASTERBATION

Masturbation. God, you people do it enough, learn to fuckin' spell it properly.

Reminded me of this: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1691888



The dad at the end of that is a dick. And his kid is fucked in the head. He still lives with his parents and looks like a child rapist.

so I'm squirming around feverishly masturbating, trying to get a good visual so I had my eyes closed for a minute (parked a bit ways from other cars), when i'm suddenly interrupted by a cop tapping on the window. I freak out and jump up, my cock is all vaselined up and gleamin in the sunlight like a fuckin freshly glazed donut.

Made me fall off my chair. lol

that video is terrible, the news guys are fucking dicks and that guys fucked up. i don't know what the point of seriously humiliating someone like that is, and then fucking humiliating his family? i think you have to be fucked in the head to do something like that.

also why isn't he jerking it at home..

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1701221

Here's the follow up vid. Once again the dad is an asshole and his son is a little, whiney bitch. If he didn't want all the attention he should have kept it inn his pants in a public place near kids. That's fucked though. Around here the dad would have been arrested on the spot.

Dude, what were you thinking? How is a car which has like 6 biggish glass windows a good place to do it?

Haha, funny story though. But that cop was pretty cool about it, you got off kinda light, although it depends how it goes down on your public record. ;)

Note to self: Don't fap in public.

fuck that, i do it all the time, everywhere

You need to learn how to pocket pool if you need to masturbate THAT badly.

Keep in mind he is a student who did it in the school parking lot...

So cop was probably more like good lord the kids really are that horney theses days, rather than you sick pedo

fuck that, i do it all the time, everywhere

oh, so you were that guy on the subway at 1:20am jerking it, singing "happy days are here again"?