Ok, So I lost my virginity like a month ago in a threesome that was pretty damn amazing. The only problem is I had to fake my first real orgasm. I think I may be asexual or maybe too narcissistic. I don't know, I may also have a bit of a paraphilia. Anyways, I was just wondering if anyone else had this problem and if maybe I'm just stupid/nervous and things will get better on their own.

Wait a minute, I am confused. You had to fake your first real orgasm?

Which one is it? I'm thinking you mean that you didn't have an orgasm and are worried about that. If so, it's nothing serious, especially in females. (are you female?)

Cheers!

No, I've had an orgasm, just never with anyone.

But you didn't have an orgasm during this threesome, and faked one?

Dude my brains gonna blow explain ! what you mean ?

Admittedly you do sound like a troll..

But if not, don't worry about it.. just do some more experimentation, things will work themselves out in a while.

Did you have to use a very small packet of mayonnaise?

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This thread fails.

Yeah dude, guys can't fake orgasms.

Fuckin' troll.

Course you can look ,

Oh oooo oooo Oh yes

See i just faked one

Course you can look ,

Oh oooo oooo Oh yes

See i just faked one

I normally carry carry a pipette full of yogurt. It's quite easily done if you're a good actor.

Yeah a guy will just say "babe, I came so powerfully in you, you'll probably spit it up in a few days."

I think I may be asexual or maybe too narcissistic. I don't know, I may also have a bit of a paraphilia

This guy has been reading too many goddamn forums like this one.

Oh, OH! BABY DON'T MOVE!... ...I'm sorry...

you're a guy and you faked an orgasm?


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA You just made my day. +1

Half of forum dies of lulzs