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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1

2007-06-27, 05:10
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A hillarious atheist
I went to the MySpace page for Richard Dawkins' retarded charity, which doesn't have non-profit status by the way.
I found this hillarious comment which describes a lot of atheists;n ot all, but many.
"I wanted to add something profound and cerebral for all my fellow informed and rational atheists... but all I can think of is:
Mohammad's got smelly balls.
Sorry... I'll try to think of something better... "
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# 2

2007-06-27, 05:17
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Re: A hillarious atheist
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Originally Posted by Rolloffle
I went to the MySpace page for Richard Dawkins' retarded charity, which doesn't have non-profit status by the way.
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Then it's not a charity in the eyes of the government then. Whats your point?
I didn't know he had a charity for retards....
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# 3

2007-06-27, 20:45
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Re: A hillarious atheist
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Originally Posted by chumpion
Then it's not a charity in the eyes of the government then. Whats your point?
I didn't know he had a charity for retards....
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I think the message I saw, shows how a lot of atheists really think.
"I wanted to add something profound and cerebral for all my fellow informed and rational atheists... but all I can think of is:
Mohammad's got smelly balls.
Sorry... I'll try to think of something better..."
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# 4

2007-06-27, 20:50
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Re: A hillarious atheist
Just one case . . .
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# 5

2007-06-27, 21:16
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Re: A hillarious atheist
Not funny!
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# 6

2007-06-27, 21:38
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Re: A hillarious atheist
"I don't support murder or anal rape, but if some big black guy wanted to do either to a liberal like you I would give him that choice."
--Rolloffle
Next troll, please!
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# 7

2007-06-27, 21:48
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Re: A hillarious atheist
I found a picture that describes alot of christians.
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1...tianitykz3.jpg
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# 8

2007-06-28, 21:44
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Re: A hillarious atheist
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rolloffle
I went to the MySpace page for Richard Dawkins' retarded charity, which doesn't have non-profit status by the way.
I found this hillarious comment which describes a lot of atheists;n ot all, but many.
"I wanted to add something profound and cerebral for all my fellow informed and rational atheists... but all I can think of is:
Mohammad's got smelly balls.
Sorry... I'll try to think of something better... "
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Speaking as an aethist, I can say that you're pretty much dead on.
1) We don't need to speak on the matter of hear sermons from other aethists, because noone needs to teach us how to think in accordance with our beliefs. Each and every one of us came to the conclusion that you're a moron without having it pounded it into our heads for three hours every week of ritual brainwashing.
2) We all commonly believe that mohammad did in fact have smelly balls.
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# 9

2007-06-28, 23:35
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Re: A hillarious atheist
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Originally Posted by SilentMind
Speaking as an aethist, I can say that you're pretty much dead on.
1) We don't need to speak on the matter of hear sermons from other aethists, because noone needs to teach us how to think in accordance with our beliefs. Each and every one of us came to the conclusion that you're a moron without having it pounded it into our heads for three hours every week of ritual brainwashing.
2) We all commonly believe that mohammad did in fact have smelly balls.
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None of you listen to sermons, but you all think the same... proves that satan is filling your minds with lies!
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# 10

2007-06-29, 00:58
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Re: A hillarious atheist
wtf? satan filling our minds with lies?
you sir are troubled...
i could just as easily turn that back on you, all christians believe the same bullshit, all muslims do, and jews... the only difference between the atheists thinking the same and the christians is that the atheists came to the conclusion on their own... in most cases that is
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#11
 2007-06-29, 02:51
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Re: A hillarious atheist
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Originally Posted by Badger of Doom
I found a picture that describes alot of christians.
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1193/christianitykz3.jpg
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It describes Christianity, not Christians.
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#12
 2007-06-29, 14:52
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Re: A hillarious atheist
It describes Christianity, not Christians.
If that was an attempt to defend christians, then thats a pretty stupid argument.
If you were making the point that christians and christianity have very little to do with each other, then +1.
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#13
 2007-06-29, 23:34
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Pyronos 
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Re: A hillarious atheist
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Originally Posted by Rust
"I don't support murder or anal rape, but if some big black guy wanted to do either to a liberal like you I would give him that choice."
--Rolloffle (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=8413669#post8413669)
Next troll, please!
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This is where the thread should have ended, damn it.
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#14
 2007-07-01, 03:10
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Re: A hillarious atheist
Wow, the christians are really up about atheists on this forum lately. I guess they can't stand the fact that not only are we right, their religion is based on a cosmic zombie.
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#15
 2007-07-01, 03:12
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evilman 
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Re: A hillarious atheist
AAAArrggghh zombie want flesh AAAAAhhhhh
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#16
 2007-07-01, 03:46
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Re: A hillarious atheist
Wow, the christians are really up about atheists on this forum lately.
Summertime trend. This too shall pass.
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#17
 2007-07-02, 02:12
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icecold 
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Re: A hillarious atheist
It's just that time of the year again when they have the most trouble admitting that they just might be wrong about a thing or two. I wonder if they could make a tampon for that...
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#18
 2007-07-02, 15:24
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Muhammad 
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Re: A hillarious atheist
*Bombs this thread*
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#19
 2007-07-02, 16:00
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Re: A hillarious atheist
*Bombs this thread*
*Draws and publishes a cartoon depicting Allah*
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#20
 2007-07-02, 20:41
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Re: A hillarious atheist
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Originally Posted by Prometheum
Wow, the christians are really up about atheists on this forum lately. I guess they can't stand the fact that not only are we right, their religion is based on a cosmic zombie.
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Actually, a nomadic tribal fertility God. Some middle eastern guy with a huge cock. Jews today compared to nomadic Jews, completely different. Unless the Jews today still want to worship a God with a huge penis as to gain its favor and be able to multiply across the world to spread each individual's last name and property rights.
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#21
 2007-07-02, 21:47
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socratic 
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Re: A hillarious atheist
None of you listen to sermons, but you all think the same... proves that satan is filling your minds with lies!
I thought Satan was an out-dated concept most rational Christians fail to believe in due to it creating a convenient loophole for assholes to justify their own misdeeds?
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#22
 2007-07-02, 23:47
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shitty wok 
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Re: A hillarious atheist
*Bombs this thread*
Worships a golden cow idol.
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