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 #1 
Old 2007-06-27, 03:37
Ojise Ojise is offline
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Default Could I get this guy? Help me!

So there is this guy I want to hook up with.

He is a couple years older than me, very cute, and in general a nice guy

My problem: He is my girlfriend's brother.

So I feel as if I am barely considered as a girl to him because i've been with his sister for over a year now. I'm definitely hotter than some of the girls he has been with though, and some times we have slight conversations.

Can anyone help me get the unattainable?

Is there anything I could do to get him

Once we were both drunk and I slightly hugged him and talked to him but that doesn't count as anything... he also thought it was kinda weird. Anyways... can someone help me. Is there something a guy cannot resist. Should I just make a move when we're both drunk. Should I put myself out there and hint around and flirt and maybe see if I could become a kinda friend to him?

Btw my girlfriend is okay with me doing him kinda... she fucks guys all the time
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Old 2007-06-27, 03:45
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

1. open legs
2.????
3. PROFIT
 #3 
Old 2007-06-27, 03:46
Flamethrowa Flamethrowa is offline
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

bend over.

shit, edit: incestuous threesome, and fucking pictures.

TOTSE DEMANDETH
 #4 
Old 2007-06-27, 03:51
Red Shift Red Shift is offline
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

Talk to him, often. Be kind and act sweet. Don't go all whorish on him and fuck things up. Just remember to act like yourself at least.
 #5 
Old 2007-06-27, 03:58
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

Right...I'm a little confused.
Your girlfriend...Do you mean a friend who is a female or as in lesbians?
Because there could be something specific in the relationship between you guys.

Onto him...

First up, post a pic of yourself and him....No, not so I can join the masturbating hordes of TOTSE...Just to guage your chances, I suppose.

Second...If he's okay with the idea, then I'd say just come out and ask him. Take it from a guy who knows, hinting DOES NOT work with us. Unless you just tell him you want his snake-like monument to manhood somewhere within a 2 inch radius of your face/pussy, he won't get it.

A nice simple "I like you...Wanna go out some time?" should suffice.
 #6 
Old 2007-06-27, 04:35
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Don't seem or get desperate, it's a big turnoff. Good luck though, if he's worth chasing to you.

And I recall that she's in a open relationship with another bi female, who has and/or is cheating on her, but that's another topic.

Flirting and/or just generally talking with him sounds good for showing interest, don't go ripping his pants off right away.
 #7 
Old 2007-06-27, 04:38
Ojise Ojise is offline
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

I don't have any pictures of him. And I would hate to make him uncomfortable if he ever knew I posted pictures of him.

And yes. Lesbians. We are girlfriends. He is a boy. I like him. I can't just say I want you.

Wouldn't that be awkward because he totally knows about us.

So another thing. If his sister was a boy that would be completely off limits like only a jackass brother would do his brothers girl. So is this the same. Or does making it his sister make it okay.

Another thing is he's weird about friends. Like he doesn't like his friends talking to his sister for some weird reason.

Like someone said don't be whorish and another says tell him. Like I can't just ask him out. I'm here quite often and I don't know what I would do.
 #8 
Old 2007-06-27, 04:46
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

if you're hot, there's nothing u can do wrong.
 #9 
Old 2007-06-27, 05:05
reborn thief reborn thief is offline
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flamethrowa
bend over.

shit, edit: incestuous threesome, and fucking pictures.

TOTSE DEMANDETH


YEAH AW000000000000000GA
 #10 
Old 2007-06-27, 06:24
SublimeNirvana SublimeNirvana is offline
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I have to say if I had a sister and her girlfriend wanted me I would defiantly fuck her if she was even remotely attractive,
 #11 
Old 2007-06-27, 06:28
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

The phrase "may I suck your cock?" tends to work wonders.
 #12 
Old 2007-06-27, 06:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REB
if you're hot, there's nothing u can do wrong.


QFMFT
 #13 
Old 2007-06-27, 08:09
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
The phrase "may I suck your cock?" tends to work wonders.


Set the mood first, get your gf to go to the store or somethiing.
Then build it towards it, but we're men so we need like max 2minutes of building up.
Then all wet-eyed you go "may I suck your cock"
But be careful so he doesn't think you're just testing or playing him.
 #14 
Old 2007-06-27, 08:28
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The way you're living you life you're sure to go to hell. First things first go to church and beg for forgiveness! You CAN sin with your eyes so next time you look at a women with unchristian intentions poke your eyes out. Meet a nice Catholic man ( Have a protestant if you want to burn in hell!). Mary him and raise a family. I hope God forgives you dyke.
 #15 
Old 2007-06-27, 08:43
mindh4X0rz mindh4X0rz is offline
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^lmfao
 #16 
Old 2007-06-27, 09:12
Nwalmaer Nwalmaer is offline
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Haha I bet this goes badly for you

Im basing this on the idea That he thought it was awkward when you hugged him while your drunk which may be a good sign that he deffinatly got an idea what was on your mind but probly wasnt real sure.

If it were me id knock you back simply because you date my sister.

If your going to go for it dont get drunk and try it.
Theres nothing more funny than a drunk chick hitting on a guy shes not getting (that is until shes practically trying to rape you)
 #17 
Old 2007-06-27, 09:35
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

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Originally Posted by Nwalmaer
Haha I bet this goes badly for you

Im basing this on the idea That he thought it was awkward when you hugged him while your drunk which may be a good sign that he deffinatly got an idea what was on your mind but probly wasnt real sure.

If it were me id knock you back simply because you date my sister.

If your going to go for it dont get drunk and try it.
Theres nothing more funny than a drunk chick hitting on a guy shes not getting (that is until shes practically trying to rape you)


Dont tell anyone...but it's pretty funny to be on the recieving end too.
 #18 
Old 2007-06-27, 09:42
Ojise Ojise is offline
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

See that's the thing.. I would fail. I won't try anything but the thing is is that our relationship is evolving like it's becoming more and more likely.

I think with the route I am on now I could make it happen. I think I have to make more strides.

I mentioned the friend thing. I'm trying to see if maybe we could get high together or play video games together or smt.

And about the hug. No he didn't find it that way. He wasn't pre emptively saying flat out no to me I don't think.

Anyways... fuck me it'll never happen and that pisses me off to the max.

And the god pushing poster... Yea I will marry a guy one day and have a family but not a catholic fuck that... and well anyways.. don't worry about me and god, for god to be pissed he has to exist
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Old 2007-06-27, 12:16
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Yes, you can get him. Easily. But the ramifications will be immense.
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Old 2007-06-27, 14:04
pyrogeek pyrogeek is offline
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If your girlfriend is totally fine with it, why not? She's sleeping with guys, why can't you?
Don't hint. You can be dropping the biggest hints, and we just get confused and wonder what the fuck you girls are trying to say. I had a girl flirting with me for like a week dropping hints, before I finallly got what she was getting at.
If you want this guy, you could probably get him. I'd have to see pictures to be sure of it though. Going the friend approach isn't the best idea. Most guys know that once you are friends with a girl, you become like a brother to them, not someone they will date. Just hang out around him and flirt, maybe suggest going out for a couple drinks or something.
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Old 2007-06-27, 14:18
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

Set the mood first, get your gf to go to the store or somethiing.
Then build it towards it, but we're men so we need like max 2minutes of building up.
Then all wet-eyed you go "may I suck your cock"
But be careful so he doesn't think you're just testing or playing him.

INSTRUCTIONS

0). Install a camera in the room that would be filming the whole scene - THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!

1). Make sure that you, your girlfriend and her brother are in the same room.

2). Get your girlfriend to go to the store.

3). Build it towards it.

4). Go all wet-eyed.

5). "May I suck your cock"

6). Start sucking his cock.

7). Girlfriend quietly returns from the shop.

8). Girlfriend finds you two sexzoring.

9). Girlfriend joins in.

10). ???

11). PROFIT!!!
 #22 
Old 2007-06-27, 18:19
Ojise Ojise is offline
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Default Re: Could I get this guy? Help me!

I guess I'm okay with you calling my threads desperate...

What would be these bad ramifications?

My gf says it would be painfully awkward and because I see him everyday it would be unbareable.

But my idea is that I fuck him once...twice...three times... four times... etc and therefore it wouldn't be awkward because it would be ongoing.

Okay so you like someone and you think you could have a good thing.. do you just ignore it if there is such a good chance you could screw everything up or do you just do it.

I think I could get him but I guess the issue would be what he wants out of it... like a friends with benefits or a one time deal.
 #23 
Old 2007-06-27, 19:21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
The phrase "may I suck your cock?" tends to work wonders.

No, no words. You rub his cock when in any available situation. If he rises to the occasion, whip it out for him and suck away.

Even if he doesn't want you, he got a blowjob and it's +1 for men! :p

Or let him cum in your hair and take a picture, and post it on totse.
 
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