Alright, so, my love life is kind of (and always has been) in shambles. I'm starting to think it's me.

Girl 1: About a year and three-quarters ago. Met her, we hit it off immediately, by the end of the week we would've been having sex had it not been for her brothers. That's a long story. But then, after about three weeks, she said that I never paid attention to her, and broke up with me, and then proceeded to go out with this MIDGET. They did fine. Not sure what happened to her, but I don't talk to the midget she dated. In fact, I haven't seen him around either. Whatever. No biggie.

Girl 2: About 8 or 9 months ago now, I think. We were together for six months. We were pretty damn sure we were completely and totally in love, and things were working out pretty perfectly. Except for the fact that her dad was psychotic and wouldn't let her date.
About 3 months in, she came to school crying. I asked her what was wrong, she said that there wasn't anything wrong. A couple weeks later, right before I leave for Germany for a week for some stuff, it turns out she was raped.
And she's pregnant.
And, naturally, I want to beat the everlovingfuck out of the guy. She knows who he is.
But she won't tell me where to find him.
She's protecting him.
She claimed that she knows the guy; she was in Walmart, and he dragged her kicking and screaming into the inventory area, and raped her. And got her pregnant.
And then went to her house a few days later and beat her up.
So, understandably, I want this guy's head on a pike.
Here's the interesting part; I searched for the guy. She just gave me his last name, 'Conners'. I searched for any 'Conners' at all in the state I live in, and found 23 individuals --most of them were way over 30 years old, and she said the guy was 16. And the only remaining ones were so far away from where we live that it would've been totally unreasonable for them to have just met in Walmart.
So me and some of her friends start talking; we're all pretty sure she wasn't actually raped and was never actually pregnant. So, we start digging. They start giving me copies of emails and notes that are exchanged between Girl 2 and them, and they're all very interesting.
I come to find out, this is the guy that took her virginity about a week and a half before we started dating. And later after that, I find out that they had fucked twice that day.
So, we're all very sure that she's lying about the whole thing of being raped, and that it was very likely consensual.
But then there's the whopper: no one can prove that this guy even exists. No one's seen him, talked to him, or anything.
She told me that she and him exchanged some nasty emails about what had happened.
Don't ask me how, but I hacked her email account, and dug through it. There were no emails from this alleged rapist, and the inbox hadn't been cleaned out in over two years. There was no listing for this guy in her contacts list (and the email client she used automatically records anyone you email with on your contacts list).
At this point I'm pretty fucking confused.
While I was in Germany, she emailed me and told me that the rapist had come to her house, snuck into her room, in the middle of the night, and beat the shit out of her, and now she thinks she's going to have a miscarriage.
And she went to the doctor, and the baby's going to be severely retarded, so they're getting an abortion.
The week I come back, that Friday, was the day she got the alleged abortion.
So, no baby. No sign of the rapist. I'm not convinced it ever happened.
It's about 5 months in, and I'm still wondering what the hell happened.
And then I hear her friends talking about her. They can't see me where I am, but I can hear them. I come out, make my presence known, and they all look at me, really surprised. Some of them turn bright red. Busted, bitches.
They were talking about how this girl had cheated on me.
TWICE.
So there's no way I'm going to let them go. I give them a staredown and I know there's no way they're leaving. I have that little ability, but that's besides the point.
They end up telling me that, yes, my girlfriend-poor-rape-victim who I was crazy in love with had cheated on me twice in the almost six months we'd been together. They don't know more than that, just that she did. And they're really sorry. Yeah. Sorry. Thanks, ladies.
I confront her about it.
I go up to her as she's talking to her friend. I sit down, put my head on my hands on my knees, tilt my head to the side and muster a smug grin. "Hey," I said. My exact words I promise.
And she stops talking to her friend. Her friend can tell by my demeanor that I'm pissed the fuck off just under the skin, but Girl 2 hadn't quite caught on yet. She's like, "What is it?"
I get a little closer to her.
"Did you cheat on me?"
She leans back, eyes wide, and I can tell she's looking for a way out. But there is none. "Who told you that?" she asked.
"You're not in a position to ask questions. Did you fucking cheat on me?" I asked, leaning in at her. She was scared. I didn't raise my voice, by my steely gaze was melting through that bitch. I wasn't angry. I was cold, completely, entirely cold, and numb. I knew I'd come to be angry later.
"Yes."
"With who?"
"BCT, and some guy at the mall."
BCT is what we call the rapist, because she wouldn't ever tell anyone his real goddamn name.
"BCT, and some guy at the mall? What was the guy's name?"
"I don't know."
For dramatic effect mostly, I shrug, and walk off. She calls my name as I'm halfway to the door, and I leave without looking back. It feels good to leave.
I sit down at my usual spot outside. She comes out of the cafeteria a while later, crying, walks right past me. Goes to the restroom. Fuck her.
I later find out that BCT, the RAPIST, and her were sort of fuckbuddies. Sort of while her and I were still together.
Here's how that went down:
They met at some party and hit it off. By her description, his hair is "really cute" and he's "really toned", probably meaning muscular in a pussy puffed-up bodybuilder kind of way.
We had some severe storms a while back, right before we started going out, and apparently Girl 2 managed to talk her parents into letting BCT stay the night, 'cause he was flooded out of his house. Fine. He sleeps the night. Fine. Her parents go to work.
They watch Sweet Home Alabama.
And fuck.
Twice.
Not fine.
Then, about a week after her and I get together, she did it with him again.
Then, allegedly, she cut off contact with him.
Then they saw each other at Walmart, and he wanted to fuck her again, she said no, and then he raped her.
Allegedly. I tend to think that it was completely consensual. Whore.
But whatever.
So, on our six-monther, I break up with her via email. We hadn't talked in person in three weeks. She said she "needed time to think."
We ended up working some things out, I thought, by phone. She was extremely sorry she did what she did, and she really did love me, and she...Yadda-motherfucking-yadda.
The reason I broke up with her?
Some of my friends came to me with pictures of her all over this OTHER guy, this guy besides me, or mall-dick, or BCT. This OTHER guy, was all over her, and they looked awfully happy together.
So, fuck her, I say; it's over. I sent the email the next morning.

That's the end of that. I'm pretty sure she made the whole BCT-rape-pregnancy thing up. Probably the mall-guy thing, too, but who really knows? And it's of no consequence.

Girl 3: About two weeks after Girl 2 and I broke up, Girl 3 and I got together. She's a close friend of Girl 2. Very close. Girl 2's really pissed off that I'm with Girl 3, despite that fact that Girl 2 cheated on me multiple times that she admitted to, and there's a lot of evidence that there was more than 3 cheatings from her. But yeah. So, Girl 3 and I. Doing pretty good. We're totally into each other. But then she starts going SUPERCHRISTIAN on me. And that just doesn't work...So, through some adept wordplay, I manage to get her to break up with me, no hard feelings. In fact, she apologized to me for breaking up with me. But, it's all good. I put on a show. We last about 2 and a half weeks. Shortest relationship ever.

Girl 4...and Girl 5: Girl 4 is probably Girl 2's best friend. Girl 4 and I have been friends for about 9 months now, and we've confided in each other pretty much completely for about the past 6 or so. She and her boyfriend of 3 months just broke up; he left her for one of her best friends, and she's totally heartbroken about it. I comfort her, or try to. Then, one of my friends tells me that he got out of her that she really liked me. So, awesome! I subtly approach her about it, feeling her out to make sure what my friend said is for real, and it's true.
So, we're pretty much going to date--except for the fact that Girl 2 has found out that we're interested in each other, and Girl 4 doesn't want Girl 2 to be mad at her.
I really like Girl 4. She's pretty sweet, attractive, funny, everything. Whole-package kinda girl. She's very Christian, but to a lesser extreme than Girl 3--I can handle it, probably.
We've been "couple-ish" for about the past three weeks, or thereabouts, talking about how we'd like to date if Girl 2 would get over it, and how we care about each other, and stuff. It's nice. Pretty cool girl, potentially pretty cool relationship. I dig it, and I'm ready to invest some time and energy in this thing.
About a week ago, she went to this Christian camp thing. She met this guy, and she comes back talking about how hot he is, and how if he didn't have a girlfriend she'd be all over him, and how he's in a band, and shit.
So, I'm thinking, wow. What am I, lunchmeat? For the record, and I've been told this plenty of times before, I've got a nice body. And other stuff. *wink wink*
I'm a wee bit upset at her at the moment. Not with her, at her. Slight difference.
I don't think I'm going to want to date her... I thought I did, but apparently she falls for guys pretty easily, and that, apparently, was a trait that her and Girl 2 share--and that trait's already proven itself to be bad for me.

At the same I'm talking to Girl 4 about dating her, there's Girl 5. Girl 5 and I have been friends for about 2 years now. She's really cool. She had some problems with some psychological stuff, but my mom tried to have me put in an insane asylum, so I guess crazy's alright. Just kidding though, she isn't crazy. We've been having some mild flirting for about the past couple months. She keeps telling me that I need to come over to her house so we can hang out and stuff. Because I've kind of been a confidant to her through all her problems, even though she doesn't trust guys and doesn't want relationships, she says that she does trust me, more than anyone.
So, Girl 5 is probably my best bet at the moment. She's a bit younger than any of the other girls I've been with, and her dad's about 25% bigger (not fatter, just...bigger, all around) than any other dad whose daughter I've been with.

So, between Girls 1-4, I really want to just give a horse a black eye. That's the best way to describe it. I want to beat up farm animals.
What the fuck?

I feel better having written this.

Comment away, it's all gravy.

-Ethan

I read the first half and wow...girl 2 is a fucking bitch.
Lying about getting raped is everything that is wrong without today's society.
Fucking whore.
But really, you need wrap it up, wrap it up!
Like a summary or somewhat ya diiiig?

Ok I read the whoole thing.
DAAYUMN!!!

Dude, you gotta look over what people you're accosiationg with.
Cheating christan whores?
Fuck...
Fuck girl2, really, I fucking hate her, lying about rape(and it sounds like she did) is fucjkgn deplorable.
And fuck girl4, why would want somone who needs the approval of some skanky bitch who's already ruined your life?
Girl 5 was crazy right?
You need a girl 6.
here you go:
http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Catherine_Zeta_Jones.jpg
After girl 6 you need a girl 7.
Preferably girl 7 wont be insanely christan, a ceating slut, or insane.
Did I mention that Catherine is not insanely christian or insane?

wheel ya shur no how ta pick em!

Jesus christ man!

I think you need to stop dating for a while. Back away..from the female species and nobody will get hurt.


It sucks how sometimes people are simply magnets for psychos, narcisits, attention whores and..more psychos.

Seriously, with your track record for dating utter bitches, becoming homosexual is highly in your favour.

Are you locked up in a world thats been planned out for you? are you feeling like a social tool without a use? scream at me until my ears bleed. i'm taking heed just for you


EHHHHHH,AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Jesus christ man!


And i thought you were orthodox? by the way call me back my dear ;)

Oh, and China called, they want their wall back.

Ooooohohohohohoohho.
Im hil-A-rious really.

If a girl says she was raped, the natural response is to beat the shit out of the guy who did it. Thats what you were going to do.

If a girl lies about being raped, to the point where it's going to cause someone else bodily harm, she deserves to take the punishment instead.

one two three QUE EFF TEE!

lmao oooh, totse!

I'm pretty sure there's a gene in my family that emits the "COME HITHER, YE PSYCHOTIC WHORES OF THE EARTH! COME UNTO ME!" pheremone.

My mom was seriously fucking psychotic. The past three girls my dad's dated all had little psychoses. All my girlfriends have been either a little bit or a lot crazy.

Girl 5, she's really sweet. We'd be good together, I think, and she's kinda over the craziness thing. She's kind of agnostic-ish, like me, and willing to try new things. And did I mention she's burning hot? Two years younger though. But she doesn't look it, at all. And I look old for my age. It could work.

The problem would be her dad. Big guy, pretty protective.

Here are some messages from Girl 4, about Mr. Cutie-pie she met at Christian Camp or whatever.

" well im on now but you arent. what did you think of the pics of <Mr. Cutie>? lol. he is so very cute, and such a nice guy. anyway....thanks for the comments you left me. lol. i guess i will talk to you later. That picture of <the name of her dog> in the shoe was when we first got her and <her step-mom> was like "aww lets put her in a shoe and take a pic" and i was like "ok" and instead of turning out weird it turned out pretty dang adorable. loll okay well g2g bye! "
--from Myspace

""and he's just a wonderful christian. who happens to be totaly hot and in a band. who also happens to be nineteen and have a gf. -cries-lol. but you should see it. his default pic is awesome.""
--from phone txt messaging

And there's a LOT more just like those from her. It's really starting to piss me off. I'm being cool about it, but yeah. It's bugging the hell out of me and I'm || close to sharing my thoughts with her in vivid, glorious Totse-style detail.
When she started talking about him, Mr. Cutie, I actually replied "O RLY?"
She was confused at first, but then she got it.

I like the way Girl 4 talks to me about the guys she thinks are hot, in total disregard of the fact that, until she went to that camp, her and I were about as close to dating as you can be without actually dating. Srsly.

But, yeah. I'm definitely going to take a step back from dating for a long time. Going to work on self-improvement and stuff. I've pretty much just been waking up to read and train and write for the past few days.

There's a HUGE backstory on Girl 2, I was seriously considering writing a novel about all the shit that happened with her. It was seriously epic. Real modern tragedy kind of shit.

-Ethan

Hm. Stay away from Christian girls? They're all fucked in the head.

And stop being the nice guy. I was the nice guy too for a long time. I'm still nice inside but I don't show it to people. It's a lot easier and much more fun to be an ass. You should try it.
Anyway, I hope all your bad luck with relationships leads to a happy one in the future.

dude, you're my hero for not putting up with that bullshit. :D

you seem like a great guy but have just been getting fucked over too much with the wrong girls.

Yeah, there's surprisingly little hostility towards teh female race in that post.
I think he sorta sees the fuckedupness in it all.

I'm inherently not an angry person... But I swear to shit, if the rapist had turned out to be real, and I found him, he would've suffered horribly. As was, I was searching tax records, employment records, and all sorts of stuff. I'm not sure if anyone viewing this thread knows me, but I practice kickboxing, and I can do some heavy damage. It wouldn't have been pleasant at all for him, and it wouldn't've been just one vengeful beating, it would've been dozens and dozens over the course of months. I had it planned out totally. How I'd hide him, how I'd keep him alive so I could torture him. How I would rend his flesh, even though I knew it wouldn't change what he'd done.
I loved that girl, really did. But I was blind. In retrospect, the signs that she was cheating were right in front of me.

Definitely staying out of relationships for a while.

And I can't help being the nice guy. It's just who I am. I have the capacity to be a genuine teddy bear or a major hardass. For example: Some dude was flirting with Girl 2 and wouldn't leave her alone. This was after we'd been together for about 2 months, and things were going great. I tapped him on the shoulder, and pegged him in the deltoid with a jab. It doesn't sound like much, but I have a very hard jab and large, boney knuckles. He actually cried, I shit thee not. He was leaning up against a vending machine, rubbing his arm, head in his knees, trying to hide his strained tears. His arm was limp. It was beautiful. I knelt down beside him and whispered in his ear, if he ever touched my girlfriend again, it wouldn't be just his arm, and it wouldn't be just one strike.
Another example: Girl 4, after her ex broke up with her, she was having some girly problems and craving chocolate really bad. Nice guy that I am, I dodge class for a few minutes to get her some of those chocolate Hostess cupcakes from a vending machine across campus. Dodging the principals/custodians/teachers in the hallways, and all that. It was kind of a rush. It's a well populated campus. I get back to the room safe with the cupcakes, the last pack in the machine. She eats em, and feels way better. I'm a hero, she's all grateful and stuff. Go me!

Hey, waddya know.
Girl 4 just signed onto Yahoo! IM.

-Ethan

Ethanael, you're a cool guy, you handle your shit remarkably well in some fucked up situations. I commend you for that.

But seriously, would you date a person in highschool who had an imaginary friend they believed was all-seeing, all-knowing, and all-powerful? No? Does someone like that sound immature, retarded, and insane? Yes, they most certainly do.

Then why do you bother with Christian girls? Grrrr!

Zing!:D

Half the time I only realize that they're Christian when I'm already interested in 'em and 3/4 the way to dating 'em, so that's some shit.

There are seriously almost no non-Christian girls here. We have barely any atheist womenfolk, and even fewer agnostic womenfolk.
I could always try to convert some Christians to whatever it is I am, I guess.
It's sort of worked with Girl 5, we've had lengthy discussions about God and religion and politics and things. If I date anyone at the moment, it'll probably be her, 'cause Girl 4 has just about gone out the window.

Maybe I should try online dating?
*looks around Totse nonchalantly*

Do we have any F/12/CALI?! ; D

Also:

http://a425.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/88/l_425c13987073b4e8600d7cc1d3230bc8.jpg
A pic of Girl 2.

http://a778.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/s_2a3f57d7598db15668a406373f3e10d1.jpg
Girl 3.

http://a229.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_81b75d6871d0f39c6fca47bd4bd237d4.jpg
A pic of Girl 4.

http://a163.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/126/l_8a19cded16b1ce2114253d50fe48a632.jpg
Girl 4 and Mr. Cutie.

http://a396.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_5946541706bbc72f3bfb07b0e05a086b.jpg
A pic of Girl 5.

Sorry, I don't have any pics of Girl 1. *shrugs*

-Ethan

At least girl 5 is hot.

Okay, the story you were telling me makes sense now.

That sucks man, but I would go for it with girl 5. If that doesn't work out, become a hermit.

the only worthwhile one looks to be 5, perhaps 4 depending on her personality.

but you never know with those myspaceish photos of number 5, might be hiding a lot.

Indeed.
Girl 5 = Hot, funny, interesting, agnostic, AND a virgin. I think we might have a winner.

There is, also, however, a Girl 6, and I'm not sure where I stand with her, exactly. It's been established already that she's interested in being with me, very much so. She's agnostic also, bisexual, quite hot, quirk, hilarious, but not a virgin by a longshot.

http://a913.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_a296b4c85d8a5742b56d37a813894d78.jpg
Girl 6.

http://a186.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_ee7f9c0903ce38505495120517804a79.jpg
Another of Girl 6.

I'm torn.
Girl 6 and I will be on the same campus this upcoming schoolyear.
Girl 5 won't be on the same campus with me till the year after this one, but she lives closer, and is probably more stable.

What do you guys think?

-Ethan

from those 2 pictures girl 6 looks fat, whats her height/weight

I want to fuck farm animals.

That's the way to go.

5 looks like that in real life, I promise. No deception at all. *thumbs up*

from those 2 pictures girl 6 looks fat, whats her height/weight

lol, I'm not sure...But she's not fat.

-Ethan

You are an utter manwhore!

..I like it!

Psssh, no I'm not.
http://a952.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_d2c4a3b610371ce4adf7f9cf788d50a7.jpg

-Ethan

Psssh, no I'm not.
http://a952.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_d2c4a3b610371ce4adf7f9cf788d50a7.jpg

-Ethan

Ok. Well, you've got bigger boobs than me (not an insult) so that doesent get you many points on the yoyosexometer, but that's not a big deal.

But you sound really cool. :)

Perhaps you're just.. 'too' nice? I know there's nothing wrong with being nice, but sometimes people will just take advantage.


Go watch some family guy. The dog has some various good advice on stuff.

There's a HUGE backstory on Girl 2, I was seriously considering writing a novel about all the shit that happened with her. It was seriously epic. Real modern tragedy kind of shit.

-Ethan

Holy balls dude this was the most entertaining thing i've experienced in awhile, if you wrote a book it'd be a best damn seller

Ok. Well, you've got bigger boobs than me (not an insult) so that doesent get you many points on the yoyosexometer, but that's not a big deal.

But you sound really cool. :)

Perhaps you're just.. 'too' nice? I know there's nothing wrong with being nice, but sometimes people will just take advantage.


Go watch some family guy. The dog has some various good advice on stuff.

Those aren't boobs, they're manly pectorals.
Mine, I mean. Not yours.
Heck, I can't really speak for yours.
You wouldn't happen to have manly pecs would you?
: P
't is a bad picture, though.

http://a828.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_66eaebd80400ac24ee0d44dfda9ef603.jpg
Slightly better quality picture in it. I look whiter than I actually am. I should take better pictures. : /

Meh, maybe I am too nice. I take out all my anger when I train, which is my intention, so there's really not much left when I actually need to be angry/hostile.

Family Guy kicks ass. *thumbs up*

-Ethan

Well as i still am yoyobek's boyfriend as far as i am concerned i would love to give you a detailed description of her gorgeous boobs, with her approval of course.

can i?

Go with the grace of God and post the distraction tits

[QUOTE=Ethanael;8528720]Definitely staying out of relationships for a while./QUOTE]

unless you can deal with Girl 5's dad, that's probably a damned good idea.

on girl 2: i've dealt with girls who lie about being raped. upon realizing this, you go from wanting to maim/murder the rapist to wanting to do the same to the girl. fun transition. i have been vidicated for the lies, so its cool.

final bit of advice: FIND NEW FRIENDS. well, at least ones that you're prone to getting sweet on.

I'm actually usually pretty good about making a good impression on the parents. That's been one of my strong points.

I don't mean to end up hooking up with or coming close to hooking up with my friends. I just have a lot of friends who're girls, and I guess the luck is just there. Or something.

o_o

*shrugs*

-Ethan

Go for girl 5

Shit man, you have had it rough
It definetly seem like you are picking girls from the wrong crowd. Try looking for girls outside of your school, who have personalities different from those of the girls you normally date.

P.S. If was You I would have given some validity to her rape allegations by making a ton of fake myspace/kreigslist adds for her refering them to a fake messenger account so I can talk to respondents and personally pick out the sickest deranged pedo fucks on the internet. Then make it seem like she wants them and give them her phone/ adress. I am dead serious about this too.

Write up Girl 2's backstory, this sounds like some great shit.

For some reason, you remind me of Christopher Titus.

Hey man girl 2 is a bitch, lol.

I was in a relation ship with a girl like that before, she cheated on me 9 times before I was ready to break up with her slut ass. oh well, it felt good doing it! Go with 6, or start with animals. chow

just read the rest of the thread.

Go for girl 5, She is by far the hottest!
Girl 6 strikes me as a little crazy, and you have had enough of that shit

Fuck, girl 2 needs to be bashed with a 10lb sledge hammer with barbed wire wrapped around it.

Girl 2 kinda reminds me of my ex, except she cheated on me with my good mate. Although my mate was oblivious to the fact that me and her were going back out, 'cause last time i talked to him about her we were broken up. Fuck I went insane when I found out. I went agro non-stop on the heavy bag for about 2 hours straight.

Like off of chapelle's show?:D

And girl 3 isn't the shortest relationship ever. I once dated a chick for 7 minutes. I did it for teh lolz. Actually, mostly for the blowjob, which she never finished, but partly for teh lolz.

Like off of chapelle's show?:D

And girl 3 isn't the shortest relationship ever. I once dated a chick for 7 minutes. I did it for teh lolz. Actually, mostly for the blowjob, which she never finished, but partly for teh lolz.

I meant my shortest ever...But yeah. xP
Wow.
So, how did that even work? How did you get a blowjob within 7 minutes (however incomplete : P)? o_o

Fuck, girl 2 needs to be bashed with a 10lb sledge hammer with barbed wire wrapped around it.

Girl 2 kinda reminds me of my ex, except she cheated on me with my good mate. Although my mate was oblivious to the fact that me and her were going back out, 'cause last time i talked to him about her we were broken up. Fuck I went insane when I found out. I went agro non-stop on the heavy bag for about 2 hours straight.

Damn... That's some shit. x-o
Did you do anything to that mate of yours?

Write up Girl 2's backstory, this sounds like some great shit.

For some reason, you remind me of Christopher Titus.

Haha, I'll definitely write it up sometime, just not sure when. It still kinda ticks me off thinking about it, but it's all good.

Christopher Titus = godly.
"Ha ha ha ha-ha."

Shit man, you have had it rough
It definetly seem like you are picking girls from the wrong crowd. Try looking for girls outside of your school, who have personalities different from those of the girls you normally date.

P.S. If was You I would have given some validity to her rape allegations by making a ton of fake myspace/kreigslist adds for her refering them to a fake messenger account so I can talk to respondents and personally pick out the sickest deranged pedo fucks on the internet. Then make it seem like she wants them and give them her phone/ adress. I am dead serious about this too.

It's really weird. They're perfectly normal before I date them, and then after a week or two, they start...turning.
Like bad bananas, these womenfolk. D :

Haha. Indeed... I had considered doing something like that, and I'm not even kidding. I had all sorts of terrible ideas brewing up when I found out.

Ethanael did you start your not sleeping for a week thread after your last gf dumped you?

How did that turn out you never updated.

I meant my shortest ever...But yeah. xP
Wow.
So, how did that even work? How did you get a blowjob within 7 minutes (however incomplete : P)? o_o


Dude, if it isn't a square chick, and she doesn't even have to be slutty, I had get her to suck my dick. But, sadly, most chicks around here don't suck dick. They say it's disgusting...