So SWIM was bored and going through Craigslist last week and came by these asian whores. Called the number up for fun, and then some guy set up an appointment to show up to some apartment. SWIM was unsure about this and brought two friends with him. SWIM told his two friends that if one of their phones was dialed, then they were suppose to run in with the gun.
SWIM rang the doorbell and an old Asian man came out and started talking in Chinese or something. SWIM didn't understand and just replied that SWIM had an appointment. The old man started talking English and after confirming SWIM's name, led SWIM inside the apartment.
He called something out in Chinese, and two girls each came out of the only two rooms that were there. The old man told SWIM that SWIM could choose any of the two girls and any room for $160. The old man also said that the time limit was 40 minutes. SWIM wasn't really going to do anything and was just checking out if this shit was for real. SWIM was about to say nevermind, but then saw a fucking safe sitting under the kitchen sink.
The old man made the biggest mistake by leaving the cabinet door open under the sink for SWIM to see. So then SWIM says that he needs to go to the restroom first to scope out if anyone else is in the apartment. SWIM passes the first room and doesn't see anyone inside. SWIM isn't able to look in the second room because it's after the restroom. After SWIM is pretending to use the restroom for a minute, he walks back out to the living room to talk to the old man. SWIM asks the old man if he can look at the rooms to see which one SWIM would like. The old man agrees and after making sure that no one else was in the second room, SWIM put his hand in his pocket, felt for the buttons, and speed dialed one of his friends.
SWIM counted to ten and ran to the door to unlock it. SWIM's friends ran in and automatically pointed the gun at the old man and four women. They fell to the floor and SWIM's friend yelled to hurry up and leave. SWIM told them it was alright and that there was a safe under the sink. SWIM and his friend carried the safe out while the other one kept the gun pointed.
SWIM and his friends then booked it back to the car and drove off. When they got back to SWIM's place, they tried to open the safe immediately. It was so stupid because the combination and key was in a yellow envelope taped on the side. However, after trying the combination and key for like 20 minutes, it wouldn't open.
After ten minutes or so of trying to find another way into the safe, SWIM's genius friend used a hammer to try to break the hinges. The middle rod in the hinge easily fell out. SWIM opened the safe and there were two purses and an envelope. SWIM and his friends went through everything and came up with $4,943!!!
SWIM and his friends then went to Stater Bros. and dumped the safe and its contents, even the credit cards, into the garbage because SWIM didn't want any evidence and was already happy with the cash.
After splitting the money and thinking, SWIM thinks that this would be a very good business because whore houses are illegal, so they wouldn't want to call the cops right? They wouldn't want to report something like this to attract cops. Do you guys think this could be a good business? or do you guys think that they would report SWIM and his friends?

good idea, and now I have a new love for you. Give me a dollar? phoking?

You ever think that those chinese people could be in anyway linked to the triads ?

they wont do nothing...send me some money.

U sure bout that ? Few years back some guy stole a Honda Civic off this 17yr old lad who funnily enough was chinese , this guy not knowing that the chinese kid was a nephew to a triad Boss in London's Chinatown . Three Months go on and No one has seen this fella for about two and half weeks . Eventualy they find the remains of his body at the London Docklands left to rot in an old shipping container.

Honestly man for your safety watch out , they have links everywhere nowadays and i just calculated you have taken about 25 customers worth of money from them there gonna be pissed !

noz are you china man? Cause you seem to be making the china gang sound bad ass. There are white gangs, black gangs, homosexual gangs

No man born and bred English man , but i live in one of the scummy parts of the uk , and i know people who are linked to lets say the " organisations of crime " lol i've had to learn the hard way before so just making sure he doesnt go down the same line as me .

noz I respect you for many reasons, what can I do to make some money...through crime easily? I know this sounds odd but it is a good question anyways.

Well "hypathetically" you should steal Sat Nav systems from parked Cars as theres lots of money in that area.

Swim used to steal Koi Carp for a living when he was 16 and used to make up to £70 - 150 a Fish .

nice but it seems hard..