so yea

i have a girlfriend

but my friends want me to get these "bitches"

to smoke with, throw things at, party with etc

what is their natural habitat?

are they nocturnal?

how does one procure "bitches"?

i have already checked k-mart

bitches come out of the fucking woodwork even when you aren't looking. They'll come out of nowhere and if you've got anything to offer them they'll bend over backwards for you, literally. Find them wherever anything reasonably fun/cool is. Give them liquor if they're under 18 and they'll give you brains.

I will not be able to help you, I procured all of my bitches at my local k-mart.

I procured some at Wal-Mart, but my friends made me return them. :(

Damn, I feel sorry for you guys going to places like K-Mart and Wal-Mart. For quality bitches, go to a specialty shop. Dust off that phonebook, that's what it's there for!

but rly though

yer all clueless.

yer all clueless.

GIVE US A CLUE

Uh, there's a healthy helping to be found at your local middle school, if it's anything like mine...

Make sure to get them high on Crystal Meth too. They can't resist! Seriously, get a girl, ANY girl, feed her some meth and you got yourself a chicken head!! Now, you don't want the 'free range' cause they stray to far. Get yourself some 'Purdue' bitches! Those got the best meat, it ain't tough like those damn 'free rangers'!!

If you are shoplifting a bitch, most of the newer modes (2005 to present) have RF tags on the inside of their right foot. Take the shoe and sock off and remove the tag before trying to leave a store with a bitch.


Although I am quite certain you can just adopt a female dog from the local humaine society.

Although I am quite certain you can just adopt a female dog from the local humaine society.

thats just not the same

I got all my bitches on craigslist.

I'll tell you what.

Good fucking OP.

Made me laugh.