I know this probably isn't the right place for this but Meta wouldn't let me keep it in SG so here it is.

it's just what the thread title says.

My boss is morbidly obese, painfully stupid, is a Conservative Christian Republican™ and has a thing for the boys. He is married and his wife doesn't know about his love for the cock.

He wants to pay me $50 to have the pleasure of sucking me off. I have absolutely no attraction to him whatsoever, and really don't like the idea even though I am pretty open-minded and have bisexual tendencies myself.

He has been pestering me about it for the past 3 months and I've not let him do anything to me. I whipped out the ol' trouser snake and let him have a look just so he'd shut up about it but I didn't let him go near it.

He is a genuinely nice and generous guy and I don't want to blackmail him/ruin his life. His clientele are mostly Conservative Christian Republicans™ as well and he has told me in a matter-of-fact tone that if his little secret got out it would totally ruin him and he would more than likely end up killing himself.

Would you let your fat, dumb, gay boss suck you off for fifty bucks?

you're getting ripped the fuck off if only for 50 bucks. ask for like 100 or 150

Most hookers don't suck off men for $50. Why the fuck would you let him suck you off for $50?

The guy has money, has a reputation to uphold, what would I do? Plant a video camera, bring him into the room, pretend I am going to let him suck me off, and haggle about the price, even get to the point of having him openly talk about how much he wants to suck me off/fuck me, whatever.

Then, zip up my pants, reveal the information at hand that I am going to use to get leverage over him, and then black mail him for something I need, money/promotion/whatever.

Up to you though.

lol. this was already posted in SG, but the guy who wants to suck him (the boss) would kill himself if any1 found out his secret. =/ so no blackmailing there, it would just kill him. (literaly)

I probably would.

But umm, how did this topic come up in the first place?

I mean, it's not one of those things you just ask anybody.

Moar munnies.

1) I dont know where this belongs, but it doesnt belong here.

2) Ask for more money.

3) You totally should blackmail him afterwards. It sounds like he's got money. Ask him for a hundred a month or so to keep quiet. Maybe a couple hundred if he has more.

1. Say $125 and then he'll be happy to get $100
2. Blackmail and tease
3. Cry to guidance counceller/Sue
4. Boss goes to jail or pays you all his shit
5. Pay whoever you want to suck your own dick.

Ljudska, do you value your job at all. If so, I'd say no way.

Is going to work and feeling weird and having a changed dynamic with your boss - and, obviously, risk of losing the job - worth fifty bucks?

Is going to work and feeling weird and having a changed dynamic with your boss - and, obviously, risk of losing the job - worth fifty bucks?Of course not. That's why we're telling him to push for at least $100.

My boss is morbidly obese, painfully stupid, is a Conservative Christian Republican™ and has a thing for the boys. He is married and his wife doesn't know about his love for the cock.

So whats it like working for Bill Keller?

So whats it like working for Bill Keller?
Did you know his Wiki page was removed?

The only Bill Keller left is the editor of the NYT.

Did you know his Wiki page was removed?

The only Bill Keller left is the editor of the NYT.

Coincidence?
Not on this side of my ass it aint!
Cant you see?
All the pieces are finally fallingi nto place...

I'd probably ask him to get checked before he came near me... Then I'd wear a condom anyway, and get really drunk... But not drunk enough for him to rape me. I'd also carry a bible.

Don't forget to make sure he doesn't want to snow ball, spit it back in your face, keep it in a jar.

NO CAMERAS/PICS

Ofcourse, more money. Also, a raise/weekends off (with pay). He would be able to most likely do this for you because it wouldn't be his money he's giving you.

...I would bring hand sanitizer and paper towels, brown paper bag. If you can manage for him to Brown Bag his head, then do it.

Also, no reach arounds.

Of course not. That's why we're telling him to push for at least $100.
Oh. Well that's different then. By all means! Let the pig suck your jimmy.

+1 for wanting to know how the fuck your boss approached you with said offer.

You're only gay if you suck his dick. Take the money.

Come on, hewants to suck your dick, fifty bucks should be fine, you're getting a free blowjob and 50 bucks! It's a win win.

No, it's not, you sick fuck.

It's a fat PIG sucking your cock for fifty bucks. I see a lose-lose situation.

Noooo. Nooooo.
Bad bad bad!

1-do you really want someone completely repulsive to you touching you in such a disgusting way for such a measly amount of money?

2-If you do this it will get out. You will forever been known as the person who let the fat shit manager fondle you.

3-He may even blackmail YOU.

4-Have you no decency?!

5-Ask for atleast $400.

Naw man good deal.

If you're bi already then it doesnt matter. It's like getting blown from a ugly girl, no kissing just head.
and ask for $100, and it might become a regular thing and he'll favor you around the work place. So he'll like let you off early when you need to and be an easier boss. plus for standing there for 10 min u could regularly get $100's.

do that shit.

and also, yea how did he approach you on this?

$50 isn't worth it. I would want at least $500 or, $100+ and all the work based favours you could possible get out the guy.

I doubt he would pay $100+ to suck YOUR dick...

No harm in asking though.

milk this for all it's worth

1) Find a friend [or post a craigslist ad, whatever] and promise him he can have his dick sucked for $50, under the condition that he's blindfolded.

2) Tell the boss that he can suck your dick for $50, providing that you and him both stay totally silent throughout the ordeal, and that he's also blindfolded.

3) Organise a meeting where they both walk in blindfolded.

4) ???

5) Profit!

dude, profit, for real.

the guy who said tape the offer but don't actually do it is right.

shit, you don't even have to tape the offer; you could probably get off with a bluff.

people extort money from closet homo's like this all the time...one is throwing himself down at your feet.

once you receive funding, you'll be able to run fight club full time.

anyways like proof or it aint happen, srssly.

Iron on a Jesus patch on your underroos so when you take off your pants he has a crisis of faith and breaks down in tears.

you know, a sexual harassment lawsuit would get you alot more than 50$.......

willing to reduce yourself to some cheap fuckin $50 slut for a morbidly obese man?? religious nutjob on top of that.


the only options in a situation like this is gather sufficent evidence (Carbon B's plan) and blackmail him starting it at $10,000... but that's only if you wanted to make some real money, if you'd rather let him suck your cock for $50-- (which is basically nothing in todays world) then yea guy. you do that.

say $100-150 bucks, i mean, you only live once, why not?

whats the point, just tell him to fuck off....

$50 is fuck all and wouldn't you rather keep your dignity than become little more than a cheap gay whore?


if no is the answer to that, ask for m0ar money!!

Say $100, and he has to do it at least once a month, otherwise you're gonna start blackmailing him.

I wouldnt do it, b/c i'm not bi, but you are.

great idea in theory but I can't see myself doing it for any amount of money under 50,000 dollars

i'd feel really guilty and it wouldnt be worth it

I know this probably isn't the right place for this but Meta wouldn't let me keep it in SG so here it is.

it's just what the thread title says.

My boss is morbidly obese, painfully stupid, is a Conservative Christian Republican™ and has a thing for the boys. He is married and his wife doesn't know about his love for the cock.

He wants to pay me $50 to have the pleasure of sucking me off. I have absolutely no attraction to him whatsoever, and really don't like the idea even though I am pretty open-minded and have bisexual tendencies myself.

He has been pestering me about it for the past 3 months and I've not let him do anything to me. I whipped out the ol' trouser snake and let him have a look just so he'd shut up about it but I didn't let him go near it.

He is a genuinely nice and generous guy and I don't want to blackmail him/ruin his life. His clientele are mostly Conservative Christian Republicans™ as well and he has told me in a matter-of-fact tone that if his little secret got out it would totally ruin him and he would more than likely end up killing himself.

Would you let your fat, dumb, gay boss suck you off for fifty bucks?

Id do it for the lulz.

Ask for a RAISE, a promotion.

Shit, I get $50 to give people shots.

I think we have all missed asking the most relevant question here...

Does he have false teeth?

ask for a promotion

but we all wanna know, how did he ask you this...?

dont do it for any ammount of money,
just keep in mind that your guna remember this for the rest of your life.
and your more than likely guna feel weird about it afterwards too

Hes not responding...
Either his big horny gay boss killed him with his big horny gay jaws...
or we're gonna have to call troll on this one.

no it's not a troll thing. I still haven't let my boss around my naughty bits. and I don't think $50 is enough to degrade myself like that. $100, $150 is like 12 hours worth of work, though.

On the one hand, a mouth is a mouth and it's not like I'm doing anything to him. I'm just getting paid to bust a nut, which I could do just as well by fucking some gross fat chick or beating off myself. And I'd have 100% job security.

But on the other hand this dude is pretty much repulsive to me and I just intuitively don't want to let him do it. I might end up making a great salary in the future and look back in disgust to the time I let some fat pig slobber all over my balls for a measly $100.

I'm not going to do it for $50 but I might be persuaded to do it for more.

come on totse, yea or nay?

you obviously want to fag. So do it already. Then post pics.

You never told us how he approached you with the topic!

He's probably going to want to do it again. So can you live with being sucked off buy a big horny gay man, that'll want to keep sucking you off?

150$ For 20 Minutes work having your dick sucked, or 10 Grand for 30 Minutes work blackmailing. Your choice kid.

Lol you'd probably fold for alot less than that. Realistically my price would be about $1,000.

dont do it.

your gonna remember it FOREVER!

what are you gonna buy with the money? a fucking doctors appt. and then bills bills bills

I know this probably isn't the right place for this but Meta wouldn't let me keep it in SG so here it is.

it's just what the thread title says.

My boss is morbidly obese, painfully stupid, is a Conservative Christian Republican™ and has a thing for the boys. He is married and his wife doesn't know about his love for the cock.

He wants to pay me $50 to have the pleasure of sucking me off. I have absolutely nand really don't like the idea even though I am pretty open-minded and have bisexual tendencies myself.

He has been pestering me about it for the past 3 months and I've not let him do anything to me. I whipped out the ol' trouser snake and let him have a look just so he'd shut up about it but I didn't let him go near it.

He is a genuinely nice and generous guy and I don't want to blackmail him/ruin his life. His clientele are mostly o attraction to him whatsoever, Conservative Christian Republicans™ as well and he has told me in a matter-of-fact tone that if his little secret got out it would totally ruin him and he would more than likely end up killing himself.

Would you let your fat, dumb, gay boss suck you off for fifty bucks?

GET A NEW JOB YOU SICK FUCK.

Make him give you the money and don't let him give you head. Threaten to sue for harassment if he doesn't give you $$.