I tripped in a mall two days ago (parkway mall in el cajon)

we were in f.y.e. (i think that's where it was, prior to maybe a month or two ago i had no idea what teh fuck an fye even was)) and we were looking at the videos. i saw the 300 boxed dvd and i said to one of my friends "you know, ive never actually seen seven hundred." and then he said "you mean-" and i cut him off with "yeah i mean five hundred." then he corrected me with three hundred and then i kind of went off into a daze. maybe ten minutes later (it felt like two fuckin hours) some random guy that could probably tell i was fuckin loaded came up to me with a pen and was like "hey can you get this pen to work?" and i was thinking "i dont know if i can". then i stared at a wall for a minute, thinking "who the fuck is this guy and why does he wasnt me to fix his fuckin pen?!" then i snapped back into it and said "yeah... i guess." (confused) i looked at it then realized i should push the button on the top. it shocked the shit out of me but i was kind of numb so i didn't care. but i was fuckin startled. my friends laughed their asses off and so did the probly thirty year old guy with his friends. major "what the fuck?" moment.

another time we went into some skate store and i thought all their decks were paper. i said to myself "what the fuck?!" and the girl working there was giving me a weird look. then i walked aroudn them and realized they were actual, wooden skateboard decks. "oh, they're real... ok i was wondering about that." i shouted to my friend who was maybe 4 to 6 feet away. that got me a few stares.

at one point i went into a airsoft store, talked to random people, then left, then went back, then stood staring at the wall. then some girl tried to sell me a lighter but i didnt want to try and buy one since i was getting paranoid that there was an undercover there or some shit. then i left. then i was like "holy shit wait up... if that girl was offering to sell me a lighter, she probably would." so i went back. then i sat down on the ground for a minute because i did not know WHAT was going on. then i was like "oh yeah i'm at the airsoft store." then i stood up (with the help of my friend) and i went to the knicknacks counter.

DAMN that girl was hot. i dont know why i didnt realize it before. also i think she was hitting on me. but i was fuckin GONE so it might have been a combination of hallucinations and wishful thinking. but she was fuckin hot. eventually i bought a triple flame torch lighter. then i thanked her and left. fuck dude that was a fuckin CUTE girl. like REALLY cute. i think the drugs might have exaggerated it but shit. then i left maybe 20 minutes after that.

there it is. also when i was mtn biking home some meth addict asked me for some change. but me and my remaining friend (the other two had stayed at the mall) said we didn't have any. in reality my friend didnt have any and i couldnt figure out what the hell a change even was.

there's a few highlights (or i guess, a few lowlights) of my trip. i hope you enjoyed reading it. also i hope you enjoyed my near complete lack of capitalization and punctuation.

This trip wouldn't happen to be on something I bandit, would it?

Pretty funny stories, but what were you on???

Yep.

Diphen. Lots. It's cool since most people can tell if someone's stoned or nodding or tweaking... but if youre on deliriants people just think you're either on some horribly insane drug or just straight up crazy. or mentally retarded. which i am.

Thats cool. Its good to meet a man who enjoys Benadryl as much as I do.

I would give you rep, as it was an intresting read, but apparently I am not doing enough 'spreading around' with my rep.

have some fuckin class mang.

Was it another one of your benadryl experiances? If not what were you on? Nice right up by the way.

Edit: I am a slow reader and you already answered my questions.

Damn...Diphen in public...lots??
I agree

no doubt it was probably pretty fun lol

The fuck you eating Benadryl for? You got allergies or something?

daayuum boy!!