huh??????

Fail.

Fail.

+1 LOL

There are no females on totse. Where have you been, mate?

There are no females on the internet. Where have you been, mate?

Fixed.

It totally depends on the girl, outside of common sense. By that I mean no girl will like it if you blow your nose on her dress. But some girls may not like it when you watch too much television, or when you get up in the middle of the night to eat. That type of thing depends on the girl.

How about instead we males of totse post what pisses us off the most.

For me, it's nagging. Once I've heard a suggestion/heard you ask me to do something once, I'll either do it or not do it. Subsequent repeat requests will push me towards the latter option.

Bringing shit up that's way done, and supposed to be forgiven. I cant count the times fighting with a woman and she brought some junk that happened six months ago. How do you come back at something you probably forgot about?

I hate when guys buy me stuff in hopes of getting laid. It's all like... I don't mind things here and there, but really, if I like you enough, my pussy is free.

I hate when guys mention anything about liking a big anything. Like, you'd think that saying a girl had a nice big ass or titties would be a compliment, but I and many other girls find it a little rude.

I hate when guys get all butt-hurt when we call them cute. I realize 'cute' isn't very manly or appealing to you, but when we call you cute, it really means you fall between the 5.5 and 10 (on a 1-10 scale, 5 being average), which is good. I personally try to use other words, but it's still annoying. "Cute" is not a bad thing.

I hate cynical/emotionless guys. And I know it's probably my personal taste... I do admittedly kind of have a thing for cynics, but I promise you that being all secretive and acting like you're Tyler Durdan or something is just extremely frustrating. Girls do a lot of stupid, bitchy things, but we deal with you, so don't be such an ass. I don't need a life story or anything, but at least act like you want a semi-meaningful conversation now and then.

I hate when guys aren't honest with themselves. You guys need to be honest and look deep into your 'heart' and decide if you want a relationship, or sex. There's no in-between, you need to pick a relationship or sex. A relationship can of course come with sex, but you guys just need to know which is your first priority. If sex is it, that's fine, I won't pass judgment on you, but please don't pretend you want one when you want the other. You don't need to be ashamed of what you really want, just acknowledge which it is, and then act accordingly to achieve it, but try to consider emotions. As you know, girls are highly emotional.

I hate when guys fall way too in love, or become infatuated. I don't need to hear that you love me twenty times a day. Two might even be to much.Say it when it's appropriate, and most of all, say it when you really mean it. We love hearing you say it, but don't spoil us with it, either.

Lastly, I hate when you guys don't jerk off. I know some girls get offended at the thought of their boyfriend masturbating, because they feel like they aren't pleasing you, but if you have to, lie about doing it or not doing it. I would say this is something okay to lie about. Don't be a little bitch and insist on having the real thing because it puts a lot of pressure on us to be sexy for you, and to always please you when we don't want to. Just once a day,and your all set. Don't hold your girlfriend to the standards of porn stars and models, and don't deny your self the right to fap.


I know, it's a long list. I'm not picky though, and I think none of those things are too hard to follow.

I hate when guys buy me stuff in hopes of getting laid. It's all like... I don't mind things here and there, but really, if I like you enough, my pussy is free.

I hate when guys mention anything about liking a big anything. Like, you'd think that saying a girl had a nice big ass or titties would be a compliment, but I and many other girls find it a little rude.

I hate when guys get all butt-hurt when we call them cute. I realize 'cute' isn't very manly or appealing to you, but when we call you cute, it really means you fall between the 5.5 and 10 (on a 1-10 scale, 5 being average), which is good. I personally try to use other words, but it's still annoying. "Cute" is not a bad thing.

I hate cynical/emotionless guys. And I know it's probably my personal taste... I do admittedly kind of have a thing for cynics, but I promise you that being all secretive and acting like you're Tyler Durdan or something is just extremely frustrating. Girls do a lot of stupid, bitchy things, but we deal with you, so don't be such an ass. I don't need a life story or anything, but at least act like you want a semi-meaningful conversation now and then.

I hate when guys aren't honest with themselves. You guys need to be honest and look deep into your 'heart' and decide if you want a relationship, or sex. There's no in-between, you need to pick a relationship or sex. A relationship can of course come with sex, but you guys just need to know which is your first priority. If sex is it, that's fine, I won't pass judgment on you, but please don't pretend you want one when you want the other. You don't need to be ashamed of what you really want, just acknowledge which it is, and then act accordingly to achieve it, but try to consider emotions. As you know, girls are highly emotional.

I hate when guys fall way too in love, or become infatuated. I don't need to hear that you love me twenty times a day. Two might even be to much.Say it when it's appropriate, and most of all, say it when you really mean it. We love hearing you say it, but don't spoil us with it, either.

Lastly, I hate when you guys don't jerk off. I know some girls get offended at the thought of their boyfriend masturbating, because they feel like they aren't pleasing you, but if you have to, lie about doing it or not doing it. I would say this is something okay to lie about. Don't be a little bitch and insist on having the real thing because it puts a lot of pressure on us to be sexy for you, and to always please you when we don't want to. Just once a day,and your all set. Don't hold your girlfriend to the standards of porn stars and models, and don't deny your self the right to fap.


I know, it's a long list. I'm picky though, and I think none of those things are really too hard to follow.

You just saved this thread from getting nuked.

I hate the way the majority of guys completely fail to have breasts.
Manboobs don't count.

^ where in Yorkshire you at Flock?

Maybe, once a week, or even every two weeks...maybe.


Now I see why men are naturally polygamous. :)

I hate when they assume things.

Now I see why men are naturally polygamous. :)

And I bet you anything that she still doesn't.

It pisses me WAY off when girls play any sort of game.
Wether it be hard-to-get because hse genuinly likes me or anything else.
Fucking be honest.
Actually I guess any form of lying makes me see red.
Im special that way

-Taking a dump with the door open
-Leaving nasty wet socks in the middle of the floor
-Peeing on the toilet seat instead of raising it
-Not doing the dishes
-Getting shitfaced drunk with friends while I'm at work
-Acting like he doesn't know how to do a load of laundry
-Not taking out the trash on trash day

My ole man does this magic trick at night while he sleeps: I make the bed before we get in it, then in the morning, he's wrapped up in all the sheets and the comforter. I fucking hate it!

Women are allowed to be angry at men? What is this world coming to?

And I bet you anything that she still doesn't.

It pisses me WAY off when girls play any sort of game.
Wether it be hard-to-get because hse genuinly likes me or anything else.
Fucking be honest.
Actually I guess any form of lying makes me see red.
Im special that way

I'm exactly the same way. I can't stand being lied to...

But dishonesty in a woman is a thing you never deeply blame.

East. Jack doesn't like delicate young femmes disclosing their geographical location, though! I'm fairly near York though.

falling to sleep at the drop of a hat!
i can't think of anything else. oh hum

I'm exactly the same way. I can't stand being lied to...

But dishonesty in a woman is a thing you never deeply blame.

Equal rights man, I can blame a woman all I want.

I can't really tell you what pisses me off about men, though I'm sure there is alot of things. I'll make a sweeping generalization and say that I dislike their inability to do more than one thing at a time.
Aside from that though, I can tell you a few things that bother me about people in general.

- Forgetting things. I cannot stand forgetful people. When you forget things repeatedly this makes you unreliable in my eyes. And God help you if you're unreliable.
- Having to ask more than once for something simple to get done. I agree with who ever said nagging was shit, yeah, it is, I hate to get nagged at. But if it's something simple, you get of your lazy ass and do it.
- Having an 'it's too hard' attitude. I live a high stress life and I bust my ass to get the things I do done. Trust me. It's not too hard.
- Dishonesty. The eventual discovery of lie makes you look like a twat, and a very untrustworthy twat at that.
- When I have to do everything.
- When people get up on their high horses with me. Just because you know a little bit more about a subject than me, does not give you an opening to lecture me.
- Which leads me to being talked at.

Most of the things that bother me about the opposite sex are really sort of only applicable to the ones I know, I’m pretty sure it’s not a general thing.

I think I could probably name more shit girls do that pisses me off. Guys dont do things to piss me off. Girls on the other hand, they bitch, nag, dont stfu about stupid things, drag you to the bathroom with them even if you dont have to piss, care about stupid things, overreact, freak out too much, scream too much, cant hold a good conversation, think they know how to have fun which they dont, dont know how to have a proper physical (sp?) fight, have this bullshit "girls night out", gossip, rumors, and I could probably name a million more things.

Oh yeah, and gossip and rumours.
Just cut it out, seriously.

Being rude, espeically to my friends and family - if my boyfriend doesn't get along with my friends then there is a serious problem - I at least expect him to make an effort. Being disrepectful I guess is another way of putting it - not just to myself but to people in general: for example I can't stand people that are rude to customer service type people (eg, cashiers or waiters) for no reason, it makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Egos are really unattractive - showing off isn't going to make me like you more.


I know there are many more but those ones are the most annoying. :p

-Taking a dump with the door open
-Leaving nasty wet socks in the middle of the floor
-Peeing on the toilet seat instead of raising it
-Not doing the dishes
-Getting shitfaced drunk with friends while I'm at work
-Acting like he doesn't know how to do a load of laundry
-Not taking out the trash on trash day


1. It means that you get less stink yourself.
2. I'll agree with that.
3. Then don't fucking put it down!
4. nad why ar you out of the kitchen, not doing them yourself?
5. It makes work more fun.
6. It's harder for guys than you might think! I couldn't give less of a fuck, nor spare a thought to which coloured clothes go in which load.
7. We have bad memories, remind us, and don't nag.

And yeah, i cbf doing this to any other posts.

6. It's harder for guys than you might think! I couldn't give less of a fuck, nor spare a thought to which coloured clothes go in which load.


So damn true.

When the guy im with, uses the dildo on himself and not me

Equal rights man, I can blame a woman all I want.

We are in a FUED!

I hate it when women talk too much.

Honestly, the nagging thing does it too. I heard you the first time!

Also, girls who hang over you 19283098340 hours a day. In public, plz give me a little space :]

1. It means that you get less stink yourself.
2. I'll agree with that.
3. Then don't fucking put it down!
4. nad why ar you out of the kitchen, not doing them yourself?
5. It makes work more fun.
6. It's harder for guys than you might think! I couldn't give less of a fuck, nor spare a thought to which coloured clothes go in which load.
7. We have bad memories, remind us, and don't nag.

And yeah, i cbf doing this to any other posts.


My number one dislike: Men making excuses for themselves and other men.

-Acting like he doesn't know how to do a load of laundry


I'm afraid to ask how you feel towards men who really don't know how to do the laundry.

I'm afraid to ask how you feel towards men who really don't know how to do the laundry.

Ignorance can be forgiven. Neglect cannot.

Ignorance can be forgiven. Neglect cannot.

*Makes a mental note to never ever learn how to do the laundry.*

Lying to me, i can't stand it when i find out about a lie my girlfriend told me, all it ever causes is me getting angry that my trust gets abused and her getting upset because her mistake upset me in the first place, lying is retarded. Worst of all though is cheating, jesus what brings you to cheat on someone? it's dispicable and completely unacceptable, i don't buy into that "dishonesty in a women can't be deeply blamed" crap, anyone can be blamed for lies they told or dishonest acts they've commited, no excuses. ever.

So glad I have no desire for any relationship/GF (porn > GF). I don't have to put up with all the stupid shit which they care about.

BWAHAHAAHAAA

fail.

Men who will not accept that you aren't interested in them, thereby making themselves even less likely to get anywhere and then get more and more loved up, the more disinterested you get and then getting really stroppy when they finally realise you actually meant it when you said you weren't up for it.

Also, some (not all!) blokes who think just because you earn more money than them, you should pay for everything.

Blokes who preach about fidelity while secretly shagging anything with a pulse on the quiet.

Blokes who lie and keep lying even when caught out AND trying to make you feel guilty for disbelieving them.

Men who treat your house like it's theirs, except when it comes time to do any kind of work. Then they bugger off home to their place (and god forbid you ever get too much 'at home' there, unless they want help with something..).

Men who are overly affectionate in public.

Men who think it's OK for them to masturbate but not for women. Sometimes we just don't feel like faking it!!

And mostly - one night stands that just won't leave!!

Thanks whoever started this thread, I feel better now!

ninj

what in god's name does stroppy mean?

So far so good.

This thread is crap. The first female reply is a damned book, which brings the main problem men have with women: the inability to be concise. And all the male replies are...well, male replies to a question for females, which brings up the main problem women have with men: narcissism.

Vaginas can't shut the fuck up and dicks think they're a foot long even when they're chodes.

Hookers and a dog for me. Sex and companionship without the insanity.

Dude, your girl lies to you and you get pissed. Lying is natural, why don't you ask why she lied in a caring manner instead of jumping over her ass because your ego got hurt?

What do I hate about women? To be honest, kind of hard to think of anything.

Ok, time to nuke the thread.:p

The things I hate about women are applicable to everyone.

It's UK slang. Short for obstreperous. Meaning getting one's arse in one hands, throwing a hissy fit.. Any more euphemisms please?

You're going to hate me so much.

but I really don't know how to do a load of laundry.

Firstly I'm going well in respect to being what girls here like in respect to what they don't.

What do I hate about women? To be honest, kind of hard to think of anything.

- Getting upset and not venting!

And if you leave before they cave and let you have it you're in even more shit!

- When you escort them to things no matter how much you don't really want to go only to have them complain when you want them with you at someplace you want to go together

- Girls that take too much from a relationship. I mean I'd do anything for a girl I liked to see her smile and have her be happy but sometimes it seems they just don't care about us guys. Some guys probably think its 'gay' of me to say this and to that I just say that's most likely why it happens.

- Girls that take too much from a relationship. I mean I'd do anything for a girl I liked to see her smile and have her be happy but sometimes it seems they just don't care about us guys. Some guys probably think its 'gay' of me to say this and to that I just say that's most likely why it happens.

Oath ey. All the time I feel like I'm the only one making an effort and they're just along for the ride.

Agreeeeeed. Boys make better friends than girls.

no man has ever made me cum while having sex.

EVER.
i guess its just not possible anymore.

and when men think its funny to fart and ask you what it smelles like: broccoli or beef taquitos.
*vomits*

This is about what pisses you off, not your feminist views on why your life sucks, mmmmkay?

You're going to hate me so much.

but I really don't know how to do a load of laundry.

Yeah, neither do I. Haha.

I hate when guys get all butt-hurt when we call them cute. I realize 'cute' isn't very manly or appealing to you, but when we call you cute, it really means you fall between the 5.5 and 10 (on a 1-10 scale, 5 being average), which is good. I personally try to use other words, but it's still annoying. "Cute" is not a bad thing.

So what if I said that you looked "manly", but then said it was a good thing since I like women that look like men? You wouldn't find it appealing, would you? You would think that being considered feminine would be more important than being attractive to a single person.

Also, I have known many women that use terms like "cute" for guys they think look nice, but they wouldn't fuck. Wheras "hot" means a guy is actually attractive in a fuckable way.

When I think "cute" I think of purring cats, a 5 year old girl being happy because it's the first day of school, younger kids confusing words, etc. Not exactly what I want to be equated to.

... when men think its funny to fart and ask you what it smelles like: broccoli or beef taquitos.
*vomits*

Does any bloke over the age of 13 actually do that?!? That's fucking scabby.

When a guy drinks tea or coffee and does that fucking thing with the pinky sticking out while holding the handle.
Thats about it. .

Girl I know hates when someone leaves an empty roll of toilet paper in the holder...so I guess don't do that :p

- When you ask guys for their opinion and all you get is a one syllable answer
- When 'pizza' is his idea of 'something special'
- When you're on your first date and all he does through the movie is stare at you like you're a steak
- When they expect you to do all the talking.
- When you ask them where something is and they reply with "Somewhere in the back" or "Somewhere over there *points to the fucking sky*"
- When they flip through channels like there's only 3 seconds to live
- When you're dying of pms and all he can suggest is 'have a beer'
- When you're pms-ing and all he can do is have a beer

There's more but..well..we'd be here all day..
<3

- When you're on your first date and all he does through the movie is stare at you like you're a steak


LOL

Mans tought

"Hmmm I'd sure like to eat that"

- When you're dying of pms and all he can suggest is 'have a beer'

<3


It does work.

It does work.

Right, the next time the inside lining of one of your bodily organs rips out why don't you go have a beer and see how that helps?
<3

- When 'pizza' is his idea of 'something special'
- When you're on your first date and all he does through the movie is stare at you like you're a steak

Would you rather us stare at you like you're pizza?

Would you rather us stare at you like you're pizza?

I'm a person, not some piece of meat or whatever other greasy substitution you'd like to think. Drooling at me like you have downs is not going to get you a second date.

Take a hint.
<3

One thing about women that pisses me off is they have no sense of humor.

Right, the next time the inside lining of one of your bodily organs rips out why don't you go have a beer and see how that helps?
<3

Someone could use a beer I think...

Right, the next time the inside lining of one of your bodily organs rips out why don't you go have a beer and see how that helps?
<3
Your assuming I'm a guy.
When my cramps get so horrible to the point of throwing up, I find that a beer helps. I'm not saying it'll work for everyone.

Money over Bitches nigga.

This is why I love non caucasian females.

You try that "I love you" crap and they will tell you to cut the bullshit, because they know what you want.

Honestly white women expect too much. "Do the laundry" "Cook for yourself" "don't wipe you nuts on the toilet".

WHATEVER BITCH.

I like me a cute thick asian or black girl. Because with them it's just like fuck me, leave and I'll call you in a day or two...

I can't get it up some times... I get the feeling my girl really hates that.

I hate smoking
Well I hate it when anyone does that
But yeah.
Just keep away from me if you're going to smoke.

There is a big difference between whores/bootycalls and women. Women make demands. Whores take what they get.

I like a guy who is funny, down to earch, not a control freak, likes music, movies and has a nice outgoing personality. I can get used to bad habits... unless they're child molesting granny snachers or something like that.... that would get on my nerves... lol

^ That sounded more like a personal ad. :o