Try to relate woman to anything that you can think of in this thread, oh and kudos to the woman who don't get offended by this...

Ill start it off.

Women are like computers
They take long to warm up, and when they finally come through, a better model comes along.

Drugs. Everything starts out fine and dandy but eventually it consumes your life, changes your personality, drains your money, and makes you keep coming back for more.

/thread

muffins, once you've had one you gotta have another.

-kelso said that on that 70s show.

Woman are like credit cards , you need a job and an income of at least 20k per year to get one.

heard it earlier on this site:
trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a rubiks cube with missing blocks.

A few I've collected from various sites:

Women are like seats at a movie theatre; the good ones are always taken.

Women are like fax machines; useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

Women are like blue jeans; they look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Women are like whales

They like to blow and only need to come up for air every half an hour


Then you make oil out of them

Woman are like walking vaginas

Woman are like hummers, they give hummers, look nice and shiny but take all your fucking money.

Woman are like apples, if you drop them on their head they bruise.

Women are like coffee beans.
Ground up and in my freezer.

Woman are like paper bags, it's pretty easy to punch a hole in one.

Women are like nails, you bang one a couple times then move on to the next and eventually break your thumb

Woman are like pigeons in the park, the only like you if you've got bread.

Women are like men, but without all the rights and career oppurtunities and votes and intelligence.

Women are like deformed penises.

Women are like inverted penises you mean.

men are like public toilets. all the good ones are taken, those that arent are usually full of shit.

I feel bad for your coffee beans.

Yeah maybe your female public toilets are terrible, but us men actually aren't retarded and can keep them in a sensible condition.

Stupid woman!

Yeah maybe your female public toilets are terrible, but us men actually aren't retarded and can keep them in a sensible condition.

Stupid woman!
I have been in male public toilets. They were quite revolting, I intend on never returning.

No fuck you, deformed penises FTW!

Some might say its too early too call feud, but I call feud!!!
Its on!!!
Now teach me how to do the angry face in a post so I can show you my ANGRY FACE!

By good you must mean cocky asshole then.

Bowling Balls, they have three holes and you stick your fingers in them.

women are like alcohol, they make you feel great but once their gone you feel like shit

Women are like beer. wonderful and appealing on the outside, cold and bitter on the inside.

(Pretend I'm British)

Women are like Americans, they look like us, but they have horrible taste in what they like.

For those of you who don't get it, ask any British person how American beer tastes. This is in reference to women's taste in men (cocky, arrogant, assholes who just look good).

I have been in male public toilets. They were quite revolting, I intend on never returning.

I don't know which toilets you went to, but tell me where they are so I can avoid them.

Women are like toilets; without the opening in the middle they'd be useless.

Women are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are just handicapped.

: mad : Now take out spaces between the :'s

Women are like a hardened criminal. They lie, cheat, and steal and pass the blame off on anyone except themselves.

Women are like rhinos, if you don't finish before the chloroform wears out you're fucked.

: mad : Now take out spaces between the :'s

While you're at it, teach me how to do blank posts!