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  #1   Add pretty_tense to your ignore list  
Old 2007-06-25, 20:57
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Question what would you do?

Ok so I have a problem.. I'm 14yrs old an I live with my dad and step mom and here's the problem I have a 16yr old step sister who I think is coming on to me... Help what should I do?
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Old 2007-06-25, 21:02
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Fuck her. She's not related to you.
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Old 2007-06-25, 21:03
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Fuck her. She's not related to you.
i agree
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Old 2007-06-25, 21:06
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Old 2007-06-25, 21:09
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Dont do it! She is playing you.

But if you do, pics please.
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Old 2007-06-25, 21:11
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Dont do it! She is playing you.

But if you do, pics please.
life isnt always like "that 70s show"
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Old 2007-06-25, 21:11
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If you don't you're gay.
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Old 2007-06-25, 21:14
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I agree with pisstest, she's most likely playing with you. If she is indeed coming onto you, don't make it obvious that you're into her, let her make the move. If you make a move, and she isn't coming onto you, things are going to be very awkward around the house for a very long time.
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Old 2007-06-25, 21:14
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life isn't always like "that 70s show"
Huh? I just got a flash of you and her starting to mess around and then walks in mommy. You'd be killed.

Last edited by pisstest420 : 2007-06-25 at 21:14. Reason: wrong parent walking in
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Old 2007-06-25, 21:17
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Huh? I just got a flash of you and her starting to mess around and then walks in mommy. You'd be killed.
what? why me?....what??
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Old 2007-06-25, 22:39
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First you have to ask yourself, do you want to bang your step sister?

If so then go for it.
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Old 2007-06-25, 22:43
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Definitely fuck her. Come on, two people, one with a teenage daughter and one with a teenage son, get married and all move into the same house. You can't reasonably tell me that the thought of you two kids fucking didn't enter into the thoughts of both your dad and stepmom.
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Old 2007-06-25, 23:31
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Definitely fuck her. Come on, two people, one with a teenage daughter and one with a teenage son, get married and all move into the same house. You can't reasonably tell me that the thought of you two kids fucking didn't enter into the thoughts of both your dad and stepmom.
Yeah well they have already let me know what they would think about that When we all moved in together I was ten and my stepsis was twelve and one morning we ended up in the bathroom together We were both wearing bathrobes only and were fighting about who had got there first when she said that if I wanted to get a shower first why dont I just take off my robe and get in the shower... She was teasing me of course and even as a younger kid I knew that so I told her to do it if she wanted to be first... We started wrestiling with each others robes and she was stronger and pulled mine off. I got angry and started attacking her completely naked. We must have been making a hell of a racket cos the next thing I know my Dad was pulling me out the bathroom by my hair past my step mom who was looking like thunder... I got a great big lecture on why I should avoid the bathroom at certain times of the day and knock before entering blah blah blah... I wouldn't have minded much but I was there first. Anyway that was the end of that and I really hated my step sister for ages after that but about a month or two after the bathroom incident she took me to some woods near where we live and said that as she had seen me naked it was only fair I should get to see her and she pulled down her shorts and let me see her fanny it was cool and after that I thought she was pretty cool too... The thing is we have always got on pretty well and have even messed about a bit nothing serious but you know adolescent stuff... But things have changed and she has this friend who my step sis told me had said that I was pretty hot and since then my step sis has been coming on to me like pretty hot teasing; showing me her knickers, rubbing up against me and stuff... I can tell you I have a boner telling you about it... But I know my dad would be gutted and my step mom well I dont even want to think about what she would do.. We dont get on all that well on account of her being a beatch Well thanks for the advice kind of I guess I'll think about it DOH!
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Old 2007-06-25, 23:35
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Do it dumb ass. I hit on my step sister before. Its totally ok.
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Old 2007-06-25, 23:40
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Nah, on second thought you definitely need to get a threesome going with your stepsister and her friend.
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Old 2007-06-25, 23:50
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This sounds like redneck syndrome. The girl showed him her knickers, and pulled him in the woods to show him her fanny. And the fact that hes hitting on his step sister? Think about it.
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Old 2007-06-26, 00:40
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See where it goes? Calm.
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Old 2007-06-26, 00:52
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is she hot?
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Old 2007-06-26, 01:59
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is she hot?
exactly what i've been thinking.
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Old 2007-06-26, 02:09
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Fuck her. She's not related to you.
and don't forget the pics!
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Old 2007-06-26, 02:40
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Dude, I'd say go for it, but I change my mind now that I read that you've lived with her for 4 years.

After a certain amount of time it would begin to feel like she was actually my sister...

Oh, and I call troll on this. I'm surprised nobody else has called bullshit on the whole thing.
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Old 2007-06-26, 04:03
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im fairly sure knickers is a UK term. sounds too much like niggers for americans.

hit it dood. you dont want to not, and then end up regretting it the rest of your very long life.

hit it, or i hit you.
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Old 2007-06-26, 04:31
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This has to be a troll.

No one is so fucking retarded that they have to ask someone what to do when their sister is hitting on them.
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Old 2007-06-26, 05:48
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I've been flirting with this guy at work and just last week I found out we are related. I feel dirty.

/contributes nothing
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Old 2007-06-26, 06:01
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sure it's your stepsister......
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Old 2007-06-26, 06:03
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Honestly, don't do it!!!
If your parents are planning on having her and you live in the same house, it will be wrong. Just because she isn't related to you doesn't mean she isn't your sister for these purposes.

Speaking from my sociology/psychology background and commone sense, If she fills the role of sister (which she will eventually when she moves in) she is your sister.
Its the role that they play in your life, not the actual blood relation that makes/will make it feel wrong and look wrong.

Not to mention how pissed your parents are going to be if they find out.
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Old 2007-06-26, 06:05
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Yeah well they have already let me know what they would think about that When we all moved in together I was ten and my stepsis was twelve and one morning we ended up in the bathroom together We were both wearing bathrobes only and were fighting about who had got there first when she said that if I wanted to get a shower first why dont I just take off my robe and get in the shower... She was teasing me of course and even as a younger kid I knew that so I told her to do it if she wanted to be first... We started wrestiling with each others robes and she was stronger and pulled mine off. I got angry and started attacking her completely naked. We must have been making a hell of a racket cos the next thing I know my Dad was pulling me out the bathroom by my hair past my step mom who was looking like thunder... I got a great big lecture on why I should avoid the bathroom at certain times of the day and knock before entering blah blah blah... I wouldn't have minded much but I was there first. Anyway that was the end of that and I really hated my step sister for ages after that but about a month or two after the bathroom incident she took me to some woods near where we live and said that as she had seen me naked it was only fair I should get to see her and she pulled down her shorts and let me see her fanny it was cool and after that I thought she was pretty cool too... The thing is we have always got on pretty well and have even messed about a bit nothing serious but you know adolescent stuff... But things have changed and she has this friend who my step sis told me had said that I was pretty hot and since then my step sis has been coming on to me like pretty hot teasing; showing me her knickers, rubbing up against me and stuff... I can tell you I have a boner telling you about it... But I know my dad would be gutted and my step mom well I dont even want to think about what she would do.. We dont get on all that well on account of her being a beatch Well thanks for the advice kind of I guess I'll think about it DOH!
Sounds like shes playing with you.
Imagina how fucking awesome that must feel for her, having this POWER!!!!!
Goddamnit I wanna be female...
>_>
Noone read that right?
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Old 2007-06-26, 06:06
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Its the role that they play in your life, not the actual blood relation that makes/will make it feel wrong and look wrong
Who are you to say what is wrong?

Don't push your judgments and sexual hangups on this young man.

If the two people involved don't see anything wrong with it, then fuck what society says. If it feels right to them, it is.
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Old 2007-06-26, 06:12
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Everyone tells him to fuck his step sister, after telling me it would be fucked up if I fuck my step second cousin...
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Old 2007-06-26, 06:18
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Everyone tells him to fuck his step sister, after telling me it would be fucked up if I fuck my step second cousin...
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Old 2007-06-26, 06:23
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Who are you to say what is wrong?

Don't push your judgments and sexual hangups on this young man.

If the two people involved don't see anything wrong with it, then fuck what society says. If it feels right to them, it is.

I am not pushing anything on anyone. If he feels so uncomrotably about it, that he has to ask totse about a moral situation (which he has) he definitively feels that it is wrong to be involved with his sister, although he is talking about his step sister. After a while of living with his stepsister, she will probably feel like a sister to him.

I am just saying given the current situation, you will probably end up feeling like your stepsister is your sister. And you do not seem like the type of person that would be cool with being involved with your sister. I could be wrong, if you have no problems with it, by all means go ahead
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Old 2007-06-26, 06:35
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I love it how at almost any given time at totse there is a very active "Should I Endulge In Incest" thread.
Dont you?
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Old 2007-06-26, 08:15
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That's the thing, though, It's not incest. They aren't related. I honestly see no problem here.
Pics now.

I've been flirting with this guy at work and just last week I found out we are related. I feel dirty.

/contributes nothing

Two friends of mine a while back did some things together. They later found out through some unlikely circumstances that they're actually second cousins. It was pretty awkward.

Yeah, fuck your step sister and take pics.
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Old 2007-06-26, 08:25
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Yeah, fuck your step sister and take pics.

And good pics, not shitty/grainy cell phone pics. I need at least 7.0 mega pixels.
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Troll.
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Old 2007-06-26, 18:48
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That's the thing, though, It's not incest. They aren't related. I honestly see no problem here.
Pics now.



Two friends of mine a while back did some things together. They later found out through some unlikely circumstances that they're actually second cousins. It was pretty awkward.

Yeah, fuck your step sister and take pics.


But, you see, second cousin's are of no blood relation to you. It's only by marriage.
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Old 2007-06-26, 18:53
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But, you see, second cousin's are of no blood relation to you. It's only by marriage.

I have at least 20 second cousins that are blood related.
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Old 2007-06-27, 01:19
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Troll.
<3

Mad Are these people who keep saying this calling my step sister a troll or what?

I will post a picture of her and her friend the one who thinks i'm hot:D To prove them wrong assholesMad

Well there has been some development cos my step mom (Beatch) has apparently been reading my step sis diary. I thought everyone was acting strange today my dad was up earlier asking me if anything was going on he didn't exactly say it but I knew he was asking me if me and my Step sis (Jo Jo) have been doing anything we shoulnt havEEK!

Thank god I was able to look him in the eye and say no and he believes me but poor Jo is getting it in the neck from her mom I dont no what her diary said but it all kicked off at dinner with my step mom giving me the third degree about wot I've done:( Jo Jo stuck up for me and said that it was not true what ever it wasConfused I feel sorry for her her mom is such a beatch...

Trouble is the thought of doing it with her kind makes me feel horny I know its wrong incest an all that but you should see her she is pretty hotCool
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Old 2007-06-27, 03:48
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Sounds like your your stepmother believes you f'd her daughter. Did you? If not it seems like your step sister wrote pretty sexual things (like fantasizing) in her diary for her mother to be so pissed.

Hope the situation at your house improves.

Keep us informed
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Old 2007-06-27, 03:58
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If you're getting yelled at for fucking your sister, you might as well just fuck her.

No sense getting in trouble for something you're not doing, right?
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Old 2007-06-27, 05:28
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If you're getting yelled at for fucking your sister, you might as well just fuck her.

No sense getting in trouble for something you're not doing, right?


+1. If you are being blamed for it anyway.....
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Old 2007-06-27, 05:59
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If you're getting yelled at for fucking your sister, you might as well just fuck her.

No sense getting in trouble for something you're not doing, right?


hahaha. I only post like once a day, and this quote is fitting to fulfill my posting requirements :P
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He wants so bad to drag this out as long as possible. Hell, I'll tell ya all the ending to this......



.......and my step-mom got scared and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in BEL-AIR!!!!!

Nice try OP....but you PHAIL!!!!!!!
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Old 2007-06-27, 11:06
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Or maybe it'll end with "So we got into bed.. and we did.. THE MASH, WE DID THE MOOOONSTER MASH, THE MONSTER MASH! IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH, THEY DID THE MASH, IT TOOK OFF IN A FLASH, THEY DID THE MASH, THEY DID THE MOOOOOONSTER MASH AAAA-OOOOOO.. MONSTER MASH.. AAAAAA-OOOOOOO..."

etc.
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Old 2007-06-27, 11:37
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Is it me, or does this whole thread sound like some shitty erotica?
And fucking a step sister isn't incest
I think it's legal here
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Old 2007-06-27, 16:51
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Or maybe it'll end with "So we got into bed.. and we did.. THE MASH, WE DID THE MOOOONSTER MASH, THE MONSTER MASH! IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH, THEY DID THE MASH, IT TOOK OFF IN A FLASH, THEY DID THE MASH, THEY DID THE MOOOOOONSTER MASH AAAA-OOOOOO.. MONSTER MASH.. AAAAAA-OOOOOOO..."

etc.


i lol'ed
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Old 2007-06-27, 17:19
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Hurry up and fuck her already, we're all waiting for pics.
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Old 2007-06-27, 17:23
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Old 2007-06-30, 00:27
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+1. If you are being blamed for it anyway.....

:D you make a very good point ok well I wont drag this out any longer than it needs to be so....

Wish me luck:(

This is scary shit Ive only had sex kind of once and it was at a party I was drunk and I dont really know if it counts.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb307/pretty_tense/mehandsome.jpg

Here's a pic of me one for the ladies I think:D
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Old 2007-06-30, 02:02
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

um..

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Okay, okay sorry. But Damn. HAHAHAHA.

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Old 2007-06-30, 02:53
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kill yourself.


No, seriously, fuck her first, then kill yourself.
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Old 2007-06-30, 04:38
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I honestly hope that pic was a sad joke
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Old 2007-06-30, 18:46
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I honestly hope that pic was a sad joke
Ha ha very funny Lord G your just jealous cos I've got high self esteem and I'm handsome and I have girls after me

Anyway ignoring those who dont understand what its like to have hot babes chasing your ass my Sis (Jo Jo) has just been in my room an she was like coming on really strong we've talked about it an we both agree that her mom is beatch and that if we want to do it we should... So mom and dad are out tonight and her friend is having a sleep over My mate has lent me some condoms we dont want any unwanted babies now do we....? They are excited and ive taken a pic for you guys the first of many I might add...
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Pretty hot or what......

We've got some beer but i'm not gona get as drunk as I did last time

Anova pic for the ladies?

Ok ok this is one of me when I was younger... cute...
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Old 2007-06-30, 19:41
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My mate has lent me some condoms we dont want any unwanted babies now do we....?
Lent you some condoms? Fuck you.
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Old 2007-07-01, 03:04
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This thread has made me fap, laugh, and cry. EPIC
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Old 2007-07-01, 03:09
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Do... do you have Down Syndrome? That's a serious question. You look like you do. No offense.
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Old 2007-07-01, 03:19
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bang her joe dirt style....

make sure you take lots of memory altering things before doing so so it will be easier to deny deny deny

just remember there is like 3 billion pussies out there and the one you want to bang is related.....

hold yourself to higher standards please
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Old 2007-07-02, 20:54
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Lent you some condoms? Fuck you.
Yeah well I'm only fourteen and you cant buy condoms in my country until your sixteen I couldnt ask my step sis to provide them and I'm just trying to be senseble so fuck you COD.

ignoring him and in answer to someone elses question I dont know how to add another quote but I get asked a lot if Im down syndrome I usually just kick their ass and say how many down syn kids do you know can do that to your sorry arse It usually clears the matter up but I dont think you were being rude so I will just answer NO and niether is my step sis Jo but people think she is to I dont know here a pic as you can see she is stunning and could in no way be considered downs
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb307/pretty_tense/no1sis.jpg

And the news is we did it there was a lot of fumbling I'm not very experienced and neither is she and I was more than a bit nervous she insisted we did it with her friend watching so it took a while to get my penis hard they helped out taking turns to masterbate me then they snogged tounges an all that did the trick...

Her friend wanted to do me as well but Jo wouldnt let her I was a bit pissed off but we had a little play with each other and Im gona do it to her next time defo... Ha ha listen to me next time... Well I guess as Ive already done the dirty deed not much point in holding back...

It was ace by the way I loved it the only thing I'm worried about was my sis wouldnt let me use the condoms they were making things awkward anyway I'm sure it'll be ok oh and she wont let me photograph her nude I got a kick in the balls for asking ouch...
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Old 2007-07-03, 03:29
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You simply Googled pics of people who have down syndrome and uploaded them to your photobucket. They're just thumbnails you stupid shit.



http://www.dsala.org/articles.htm

scroll down.
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quit your trolling...


otherwise pics of her!
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Old 2007-07-03, 06:32
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Fucking troll. I knew it Mad

First few pages of this crap was funny, though I gotta admit the OP is a fucking shit head.
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Old 2007-07-03, 22:58
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Fucking troll. I knew it Mad

First few pages of this crap was funny, though I gotta admit the OP is a fucking shit head.


yeah well I didnt exactly hide it my handle should have give it away take away the tty an all your left with.... a sad git that lives all alone:(

Ho hum now I no longer have this.....EEK!

Dont try suicide nobody's worth it
dont try suicide nobody cares
dont try suicide you're just gonna hate it
nobody gives nobody gives a damn.....

It was a little bit funny though....
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Old 2007-07-03, 23:30
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Summary: This thread provided lulz of minor dosage, followed failure of epic proportions.
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