Do not try this. These instructions are for fictional use only or whatever.

1) Find pictures of your teenage whore victim on their myspace or whatever. Make sure you know them and they live in a certain area.

2) Make a fake e-mail, posing as that girl, with the pictures as your DP or whatever on MSN.

3) Find a pedo in a chatroom, who lives in the same certain area as the teenage whore.

4) Befriend him with a bit of sexual tension.

5) Find out (on the girl's myspace) when her next outing is. Let's say it's McDonalds.

6) Tell the pedo that you want to meet at McDonalds on the day the girl will be there. Tell him that you want your greeting to be a friendly suprise squeeze on the tits.

7) Film this all on the day.

Anyone know how to make this plan better? Funnier?

Why would anyone do that?

Actually, now that I think about it, there are plenty of bitches I hate and would love to do this too. I suppose it could be made funnier/better if you just changed "Tell him that you want your greeting to be a friendly suprise squeeze on the tits" to "I love rape simulations so I want my greeting to be you knocking me out with a beer bottle and raping me in the back of said McDonald's with a broomstick. If I start screaming or crying just punch me in the face, cause I love BDSM."

Yeah but it has to be kind of believable. But y'know, whatever.

Well, hopeful wishings and all that..

this is a good idea so gtfo to the appropriate forum.

I'm "not" going to do this to a chick down the street to me who's a total fucking whore.

I've actually done similar things to this...

NEVER piss off someone who has your home and cell phone numbers+a working internet connection and a good knowledge of where to find seedy chatrooms. :P

Aren't teenage girls funny? They'll act all innocent, and then post a bunch of "sexy pics" on their myspace... They'll turn one guy down, but act like total whores for 10 others and post pics of themselves in their underwear on fucking MySpace, where ANYONE can see it....

you are god!

Thanks, wow, no strongly negative comments yet... Does anyone else have ways to improve this?

do it slow (no pun intended)

over the course of weeks.

it will make him feel more secure

do roleplaying in which he does the things you want him to do to her.

Surprise tit squeezes, rape, snuff, w/e

Yeah, good ideas. Thanks.

tell him that "you" hate your parents and would like him to take you away and make it look like kidnap so "you" can run away from home

Haha! That is possibly too illegal... but something deep inside wants me to do it.