Yea he had a penile fracture, and he had surgery today. I don't know how it happened, and I didn't really feel like asking my parents how it happened (if they even know). What am I supposed to say to him? I'm afraid to talk to him since I would probably make some stupid joke, and piss him off. Anyone know how to approach this?

I call shenanigans.

This is serious, not a troll thread.

If what you are saying is true then I'd say stay away from talking about anything to do with the cock for a while, mate! If he'll get pissed off of course. If not, then jibe him a bit.

I remember when my older brother had a circumcision...It was amusing making jokes and stuff. Sir split-cock became a little nickname for a while. And the lesser spotted hoodless Aid.

Good times...Good times.

If you're just talking bollocks then...Whatever. I'm just happy with reliving the shit I gave my brother about his penile problem!

just act like it didnt happen. he's probably embarrassed about it so bringing it up wouldn't make him feel any better.

Well when my dad was at the hospital visiting him, and my dad was explaning what they did (if anyone wants to know, just ask), he was laughing about it. So I don't know if he would be okay with a joke. He can be very moody. Thanks for the advice though.

*asks*


Of course we want to know, you fucktard!

Haha I figured. My dad said they cut around the base of his penis, and then cut up the shaft, and peeled back the skin like a bannana, and then let the blood out. They might have done more, but that was all that I was told.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

REALLY!? HE REALLY BROKE HIS COCK!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh man, I woulda loved to be that doctor. The look on his face!

HAHAHAHA!

Dad+You+Brother all break ur dick and have handicap dick sex.

One of the dangers of cock-ups.

Broken dick made me think of this video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-26bRZEedZg

Do you know *how* he broke it?

hmmm. . .

pics, maybe?

I didn't ask my mom, or dad. I figured that would be making a conversation that was awkward even more awkward. I'm guessing he missed, but I'll find out in the next day or so probably.

What happens when you break it?

Seeing as there's no bones in there.

You break blood vessels.

I don't know. Like I said, they took blood out, so maybe blood vessels break, or something. I'm not a urologist, but maybe someone else here will know.

Edit: Someone beat me to it.

some fat bitch probably sat on his boner.

I have actually heard of this shit happening

Its what happens when your dick suddenly bends to much, usually during a "missed stroke" It rips blood vessels and causes a considerable amount of swelling and tissue damage. By the way it is usually quite painfull and easily noticable.

It sucks to be your brother :)
OHH wait I think the doctor siad none of that for the next couple of months

Some news kind of. Well my dad told me he saw a picture of before he went into surgery, and he said it was all bent, and had a big bump, and looked all fucked up. My brother said it didn't even hurt, but he heard a loud snap. The best thing so far is that my dad had to sit in the waiting room until he could go see him with the girl he broke it on. That had to be awkward.

http://www.playboy.com/magazine/features/worst_break/

That explains most of it. Apparently it occurs most often when the girl is on top and it slips out, and it smashes on the bit between the butthole and vagina (perineum or something). Then it looks like an eggplant

The best thing so far is that my dad had to sit in the waiting room until he could go see him with the girl he broke it on. That had to be awkward.

I just spit beer on the monitor. That was funny as hell.

I just spit beer on the monitor. That was funny as hell.

Me too!

Here's what you do...
You give him the nickname "broke dick"

ask him how it happened , i must know. maybe he closed a car door on it :D

I researched a bit on wikipedia.

Apparently, Hitler broke his dick as a teen and got severe peyronie's disease.

That's when your dick curves at like a ninety degree angle.

Thats why him and his mistress were always so bitchy.

Oh Snap

penile fractures (lolz) happen when the penis is shoves against something and is bent fast and at a sharp angle (usually when a guy "misses" the hole). what happens is the hard parts of the dick rupture. leading to bruising and sometimes internal bleeding. Look it up. you'll see pics and hear of stories about what your brother went thru.

Apart from that its a fucking funny mishap :D

Porno dick!

Wait, it can make a full recovery, right? See guys, this is why you don't trust inexperienced girls on top...

lol, i clutched my cock and balls all the way through reading this thread.

Kick him in the crotch. Not to be nasty, just for a laugh.

Well I guess my brother is coming to stay with us for a couple days. This is going to be good. There's no damn way I'm changing any bandages though.

Ask him how it's hanging.

I broke my wang once...back in highschool. I was embarrassed and didnt go to the doctor, probably should've.... it healed just fine, now I fuck like a stallion. But I'm always curious if my cock could've been longer if that hadn't happened.....