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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-06-24, 20:55
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Shadow89 
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My dad has to be gay
He just walked in on me while I was doing the naughty naughty and proceeded to tell me not to curse at my mother while I was trying to stuff it back down my pants. He didn't stop talking or even look away, he gave me direct eye contact for like 15 seconds. Talk about awkward.
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#2
 2007-06-24, 20:57
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Re: My dad has to be gay
At least he was looking at your eyes, and not somewhere else...
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#3
 2007-06-24, 21:01
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abe48 
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Re: My dad has to be gay
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Originally Posted by sidewayz6.6
At least he was looking at your eyes, and not somewhere else...
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LOL. nice point, also, maybe your dad just really likes your eyes......
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#4
 2007-06-24, 21:04
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Re: My dad has to be gay
I think it's more than "he must be gay" if he was looking at you.
Maybe he was trying to intimidate you?
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#5
 2007-06-24, 21:08
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Shadow89 
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Re: My dad has to be gay
Im actually more or less shocked he didn't close my door. I guess I forgot to mention he had to open my door to talk to me.
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#6
 2007-06-24, 21:11
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Re: My dad has to be gay
Masturbation is a sin. I'll pray for you man :(
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#7
 2007-06-24, 21:15
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sidewayz6.6 
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Re: My dad has to be gay
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Originally Posted by Satans Handicapped Helper
Masturbation is a sin. I'll pray for you man :(
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Says satan's helper... 
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#8
 2007-06-24, 21:18
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Re: My dad has to be gay
Says satan's helper...
I'll pray for you even more. Be richly blessed :)
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#9
 2007-06-24, 21:20
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Shadow89 
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Re: My dad has to be gay
The fact that you'll be thinking about me jerking off is making me kinda worried.
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#10
 2007-06-24, 21:36
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Re: My dad has to be gay
It's not your day is it? first off your dad saw you wanking, and now you've made atleast 15 total strangers on the internet invisage you wanking, too.
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#11
 2007-06-24, 21:49
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Shadow89 
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Re: My dad has to be gay
Are you kidding me? Thats 15 more people I'll add to my 'who wants it' list.
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#12
 2007-06-24, 23:51
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Re: My dad has to be gay
He just walked in on me while I was doing the naughty naughty and proceeded to tell me not to curse at my mother....
...would you care to tell &totse why you were having sex with your mother?
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#13
 2007-06-24, 23:53
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Re: My dad has to be gay
dood, my boss got arrested for soliciting sex in a MENS bathroom.
he's 66
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#14
 2007-06-24, 23:58
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sidewayz6.6 
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Re: My dad has to be gay
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Originally Posted by Isobutane
dood, my boss got arrested for soliciting sex in a MENS bathroom.
he's 66
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I thought that was OK over in Europe?
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#15
 2007-06-25, 00:07
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Without Trying 
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Re: My dad has to be gay
I thought that was OK over in Europe?
ur funni
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#16
 2007-06-25, 00:17
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Re: My dad has to be gay
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Originally Posted by sidewayz6.6
At least he was looking at your eyes, and not somewhere else...
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Where in Indiana are you from?
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#17
 2007-06-25, 00:19
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Re: My dad has to be gay
Like son like father, if you know what I mean.
Soon you won't be masturbating alone.
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#18
 2007-06-25, 00:22
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Re: My dad has to be gay
Personally Ii feel like he was in shock and was like "Stare into my son's eyes and don't look anywhere else.. "
He was thinking that maybe if he didn't look you wouldn't be embarrassed?
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#19
 2007-06-25, 00:27
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sidewayz6.6 
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Re: My dad has to be gay
Where in Indiana are you from?
Northern Indiana. You?
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#20
 2007-06-25, 00:36
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Re: My dad has to be gay
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Originally Posted by Shadow89
He just walked in on me while I was doing the naughty naughty and proceeded to tell me not to curse at my mother while I was trying to stuff it back down my pants. He didn't stop talking or even look away, he gave me direct eye contact for like 15 seconds. Talk about awkward.
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I'd say you've got more serious problems if you furiously masturbate after swearing at your mother.
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#21
 2007-06-25, 00:38
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Shadow89 
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Re: My dad has to be gay
Lol, he was yelling at me about a little arguement I had with my mom like 4 hours earlier.
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#22
 2007-06-25, 02:19
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Re: My dad has to be gay
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Originally Posted by Shadow89
Lol, he was yelling at me about a little arguement I had with my mom like 4 hours earlier.
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Then he'll cuddle you in his arms, tell you how sorry he is for being so harsh with you. He'll make daddy's special boy feel all better.
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#23
 2007-06-25, 03:08
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Re: My dad has to be gay
Northern Indiana. You?
oh nigga, there seems to be a lot of people from indiana on totse... im from northern indiana ALSO.... hmmm WEIRD
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#24
 2007-06-25, 03:16
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Re: My dad has to be gay
Mate...You cursing your mum whilst wanking...That's disturbing.
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#25
 2007-06-25, 06:34
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Re: My dad has to be gay
lmao. hes not gay. he was making a point that he doesent give a shit what your doing, hes still going to yell at you. or maybe he didnt want to acknowledge that you were doing this, so as to lessen the embarrassment. if he comes into your room tomorrow and puts his hand on your lap, THEN hes gay
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