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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-06-24, 20:55
Shadow89 Shadow89 is offline
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Default My dad has to be gay

He just walked in on me while I was doing the naughty naughty and proceeded to tell me not to curse at my mother while I was trying to stuff it back down my pants. He didn't stop talking or even look away, he gave me direct eye contact for like 15 seconds. Talk about awkward.
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Old 2007-06-24, 20:57
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Default Re: My dad has to be gay

At least he was looking at your eyes, and not somewhere else...
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Old 2007-06-24, 21:01
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Originally Posted by sidewayz6.6
At least he was looking at your eyes, and not somewhere else...


LOL. nice point, also, maybe your dad just really likes your eyes......
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Old 2007-06-24, 21:04
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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Default Re: My dad has to be gay

I think it's more than "he must be gay" if he was looking at you.

Maybe he was trying to intimidate you?
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Old 2007-06-24, 21:08
Shadow89 Shadow89 is offline
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Default Re: My dad has to be gay

Im actually more or less shocked he didn't close my door. I guess I forgot to mention he had to open my door to talk to me.
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Old 2007-06-24, 21:11
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Masturbation is a sin. I'll pray for you man :(
 #7 
Old 2007-06-24, 21:15
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Originally Posted by Satans Handicapped Helper
Masturbation is a sin. I'll pray for you man :(


Says satan's helper...Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2007-06-24, 21:18
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Says satan's helper...Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

I'll pray for you even more. Be richly blessed :)
 #9 
Old 2007-06-24, 21:20
Shadow89 Shadow89 is offline
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Default Re: My dad has to be gay

The fact that you'll be thinking about me jerking off is making me kinda worried.
 #10 
Old 2007-06-24, 21:36
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Default Re: My dad has to be gay

It's not your day is it? first off your dad saw you wanking, and now you've made atleast 15 total strangers on the internet invisage you wanking, too.
 #11 
Old 2007-06-24, 21:49
Shadow89 Shadow89 is offline
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Are you kidding me? Thats 15 more people I'll add to my 'who wants it' list.
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Old 2007-06-24, 23:51
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He just walked in on me while I was doing the naughty naughty and proceeded to tell me not to curse at my mother....

...would you care to tell &totse why you were having sex with your mother?
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Old 2007-06-24, 23:53
Isobutane Isobutane is offline
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dood, my boss got arrested for soliciting sex in a MENS bathroom.





he's 66
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Old 2007-06-24, 23:58
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Default Re: My dad has to be gay

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dood, my boss got arrested for soliciting sex in a MENS bathroom.





he's 66


I thought that was OK over in Europe?
 #15 
Old 2007-06-25, 00:07
Without Trying Without Trying is offline
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I thought that was OK over in Europe?

ur funni
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Old 2007-06-25, 00:17
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Originally Posted by sidewayz6.6
At least he was looking at your eyes, and not somewhere else...


Where in Indiana are you from?
 #17 
Old 2007-06-25, 00:19
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Like son like father, if you know what I mean.

Soon you won't be masturbating alone.
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Old 2007-06-25, 00:22
OKwithstuff OKwithstuff is offline
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Default Re: My dad has to be gay

Personally Ii feel like he was in shock and was like "Stare into my son's eyes and don't look anywhere else.. "

He was thinking that maybe if he didn't look you wouldn't be embarrassed?
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Old 2007-06-25, 00:27
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Where in Indiana are you from?

Northern Indiana. You?
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Old 2007-06-25, 00:36
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Default Re: My dad has to be gay

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Originally Posted by Shadow89
He just walked in on me while I was doing the naughty naughty and proceeded to tell me not to curse at my mother while I was trying to stuff it back down my pants. He didn't stop talking or even look away, he gave me direct eye contact for like 15 seconds. Talk about awkward.


I'd say you've got more serious problems if you furiously masturbate after swearing at your mother.
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Old 2007-06-25, 00:38
Shadow89 Shadow89 is offline
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Lol, he was yelling at me about a little arguement I had with my mom like 4 hours earlier.
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Old 2007-06-25, 02:19
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Originally Posted by Shadow89
Lol, he was yelling at me about a little arguement I had with my mom like 4 hours earlier.


Then he'll cuddle you in his arms, tell you how sorry he is for being so harsh with you. He'll make daddy's special boy feel all better.
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Old 2007-06-25, 03:08
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Northern Indiana. You?


oh nigga, there seems to be a lot of people from indiana on totse... im from northern indiana ALSO.... hmmm WEIRD
 #24 
Old 2007-06-25, 03:16
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Mate...You cursing your mum whilst wanking...That's disturbing.
 #25 
Old 2007-06-25, 06:34
JustAnotherAsshole JustAnotherAsshole is offline
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Default Re: My dad has to be gay

lmao. hes not gay. he was making a point that he doesent give a shit what your doing, hes still going to yell at you. or maybe he didnt want to acknowledge that you were doing this, so as to lessen the embarrassment. if he comes into your room tomorrow and puts his hand on your lap, THEN hes gay
 
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