For a lot of people, backstage is the place to be. For those who really want to be there, sometimes a supply of drugs will suffice. For chicks, the price can be a little higher. I am curious if any of the women here every performed sexual favors to get backstage or if perhaps any of the badgeholders here were recipients of the special favors. Was a simple suck or tug good enough or did you have to get nastier? Please tell. Thanks. Peace.

I don't think people should be allowed to make their own threads until they've posted enough to become a regular.

I've been here longer than you, I just have enough of a life outside the internet so I haven't racked up thousands of posts.

No. If you had been an even slightly active member, maybe 20 minutes a week on Totse, you would have far more posts than 70 in 2 years. Your post count just shows you probably never came here, then came back, and now expect to be treated with respect for having registered so early. In short, fuck you.

Fuck you too.

20 minutes a week is more than enough for a message board. I prefer to lurk most of the time. Maybe a thousand each of LOL's and QFT's would be appropriate but I don't really see the point.

Wait....who the fuck are you?

You've been around for 15 months and managed to spam almost 3,000 posts filled with your inane bullshit and somehow, I've never seen you before.

So again, who are you?

This is a shit thread no doubt but don't get elitist when you have little over a year here. Same goes to SilentMind.

Wait....who the fuck are you?

You've been around for 15 months and managed to spam almost 3,000 posts filled with your inane bullshit and somehow, I've never seen you before.

So again, who are you?

This is a shit thread no doubt but don't get elitist when you have little over a year here. Same goes to SilentMind.

Who are you? Don't give SilentMind shit!

Wait....who the fuck are you?

You've been around for 15 months and managed to spam almost 3,000 posts filled with your inane bullshit and somehow, I've never seen you before.

So again, who are you?

This is a shit thread no doubt but don't get elitist when you have little over a year here. Same goes to SilentMind.

Strangely enough, I dont seem to recognize your name either. And I'm not going to bother checking your profile to see when you joined or how many posts you have. Because that honestly doesn't mean a thing to me. I never click anyones profile, because I dont feel the need to compare myself in posts or time. Nevermind the fact that I was here two years on another account. Senority doesn't mean a whole lot either. The point is, this is a bullshit thread that wouldnt have gotten a single reply if it didnt go off on who's got the largest e-penis. And I saw acolyte next to his name, so I assumed what's still true. Even if he has been here for...however long.

This is where I step in and tell you all to shut the fuck up.

Clearly, if you've posted for longer on a forum, you're automatically smarter and capable of producing better threads.

Then again..this thread is quite stupid.

So anyway, the possible exception of Umberto Eco, medieval scholars are not used to getting much media attention. We tend to be a quiet lot (except during the annual bacchanalia we call the International Congress on Medieval Studies in Kalamazoo, Michigan, of all places), poring over musty chronicles and writing dull yet meticulous studies that few will read. Imagine, then, my surprise when within days of the September 11 attacks, the Middle Ages suddenly became relevant.

As a Crusade historian, I found the tranquil solitude of the ivory tower shattered by journalists, editors, and talk-show hosts on tight deadlines eager to get the real scoop. What were the Crusades?, they asked. When were they? Just how insensitive was President George W. Bush for using the word "crusade" in his remarks? With a few of my callers I had the distinct impression that they already knew the answers to their questions, or at least thought they did. What they really wanted was an expert to say it all back to them. For example, I was frequently asked to comment on the fact that the Islamic world has a just grievance against the West. Doesn’t the present violence, they persisted, have its roots in the Crusades’ brutal and unprovoked attacks against a sophisticated and tolerant Muslim world? In other words, aren’t the Crusades really to blame?

I got a chick to stick a finger in her butt then put it in her mouth to get a backstage pass.

Why did you bump this.

Why did you bump this.



I will be sharing a lot of stories from my days on the road with rock bands. In the appropriate forums of course.

I can't say I have.

...but don't get elitist when you have little over a year here.

I wasn't getting elitist dumbass. Saying someone doesn't deserve respect isn't the same as saying I myself deserve respect for seniority, maybe if you took your head out of your ass and used some logic you would get that through your thick skull.

LOL, I think you should all shut the fuck up this guy raised a decent question, and you're fighting over who is the biggest noob. get lives, get tans, get laid.

Why hasn't this been closed yet?

My god, this thread phails, and not even because of the premise, its just been hijacked so mother fucking hardcore.

All of you shut the fuck up if you don't have something to say about humiliating people sexually to let them backstage. for the love of all things holy.

You are not your fucking postcount.

(posting so I can see what mine is)

No fucking joke.

i was quoting.
http://tinyurl.com/2hlszk

bump

(lulz)

I once slept with the frontman of a semi-famous band (done tour support for the stranglers, been on kerrang etc), who then told me he'd get me into festivals free as a VIP and all sorts. It was very appealing.
I didn't sleep with him for those reasons though, so it's all good.