I wish :(

I could get it halfway into my mouth when I was littler.

Don't ask how I know this...

so... its normal to try to suck your own dick at some point in your life then?

thank god

BEST POST EVER!!!!!!!! LAUGHING SOMETHING EVIL!

Dear god, it's fucking funny. But true.

My cousin Walter broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.

In summer gym, a guy's GF dumped him when she found out he had done it before. It was the source of many LOLZ.

good thing its natural.. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE....

Everyones tried it. The guys Cross Country team were arguing one day on the bus whether or not it was gay to do it or not. Greatest part was there were more guys saying it wasn't gay than guys saying it was.

Damn. I can imagine how that went. How did you do it? I was trying to suck my ow dick. Haha. I loled so hard at this.

lolz. im in cross country, and ive defiantly thought about trying it. and im not gay at all in any aspects? just kinda goes through your head.

"How is breaking your neck embarassing??"

lolz. im in cross country, and ive defiantly thought about trying it. and im not gay at all in any aspects? just kinda goes through your head.

Of course not. Think about it. Girls can give guys handjobs, but with this logic giving yourself a "handjob" would have to be seen as homosexual.

I've reached the tip with an outstretched toungue.. I'm flexible AND FAT.

Of course not. Think about it. Girls can give guys handjobs, but with this logic giving yourself a "handjob" would have to be seen as homosexual.

I've reached the tip with an outstretched toungue.. I'm flexible AND FAT.

lmao, well, masturbating is giving yourself a HJ, so i guess a BJ wouldnt be gay huh? i just dont like the thought of me sucking my own dick? lol. -.- im kinda paranoid about that stuff. =P

No, I can't. Not far away though.

lmao, well, masturbating is giving yourself a HJ, so i guess a BJ wouldnt be gay huh? i just dont like the thought of me sucking my own dick? lol. -.- im kinda paranoid about that stuff. =P

Hurray! You thought about it! Good Job!

I can shove my unit deep into my mouth and kiss my balls.

Dude....its Totse.

"How is breaking your neck embarassing??"

Both of you guys are missing the joke. Its a reference to Mall Rats. Its a movie I recommend you guys both see. Im sure you've heard of clerks 2. Its made by the same guy.

lolz @ guy who got dumped for sucking his own

i can do maybe 1 1/2 inches, if i stretch beforehand.

i dont do it too often though, only when im really horny.

same.

I think even if I could do it, I'd stick to my hand.
Christ, it would taste bad, and cumming in your own mouth would be fucked up.

I pass.

What's wrong with being self-sustaining?

Both of you guys are missing the joke. Its a reference to Mall Rats. Its a movie I recommend you guys both see. Im sure you've heard of clerks 2. Its made by the same guy.

i think it was from clerks 1.

Dont ask how I know this, but my friends boyfriend managed to deep throat himself completely. Said after that the sensation isnt worth the pain. Fuck his neck is flexible though.

i think it was from clerks 1.

Bingo! Although the joke goes on through other movies in that series, Randal mentions that it was his cousin Walter in Clerks.

sort of like a snake trying to eat itself

and thanks for the rep whoever that was, btw i tried it once and could only just about lick it, im pretty tall tho (6ft) so that probably makes it harder. (no pun intended)

i can but it hurts my neck.

sort of like a snake trying to eat itself

and thanks for the rep whoever that was, btw i tried it once and could only just about lick it, im pretty tall tho (6ft) so that probably makes it harder. (no pun intended)

;) you deserved it for making me laugh so hard. Seriously, I couldn't stop. I know it wasn't all that funny, but it just cracked me up

i tried it once, and nearly got it, but my back isn't too flexible!

now how many people just tried?

i would if i could...:(

I just did... I could do it 40 years ago, but the picture of myself, sucking myself, at age 67 instantly aborts all hopes.