*advance warning: there is some B&Ming, but there a message at the end of all of this*

so pretty much i am a horny teenage girl in college and just cannot get someone to even fuck me on a regular basis, none the less date me. i'll get a call every now and again from a guy if theyre drunk or reallllly horny or if hasn't gotten any in a while and is pretty much desperate. i really don't think that is because i am bad in bed, i know for sure that i at least give really good head :\. botton line: i am sitting alone in my dorm room on a saturday night wanting nothing more than a guy here with me, but alas no one is here.

so to all the guys out there asking how to get woman and thinking they are losers because they can't get laid please realize its a two way street. most women here are in long term relationships so you don't see TOO much of this here, but trust that out in the real world there are plenty a women wanting some ass and feeling like shit because no one wants them.

/depressed

Location?

Not the same thing in the slightest. Most of the guys that post those threads are looking to just get laid, you are not. You are looking to be needed.

90% of those guys who say "How I get laid?!?11" would jump at the opportunity to have sex with a girl who is intoxicated and desperate.

So once again, we can find the fundamental difference between the sexes. You are still just wanting someone to desire you, rather than just physical satisfaction(which you still have at your whim, since you are a female).

perhaps i did not write clearly, i apologize. right now i would settle for just getting laid. i called 3 guys i am 'friendly with', 2 didnt answer/call back and the one said 'no, im hanging out with my friends'....so yeah, i can't even get laid; at least when i really want to.

In the past week, there have been like 3 or 4 girls posting threads about how crappy they feel about being virgins.

Can we see some pics?

Can we see some pics?

^^ I second this.

By the way, perhaps the issue lies with you giving it away so freely.
<3

Can we see some pics?

I third that. Also, no grainy or cell phone pics, a proper goddam picture.

Edit: I was third

Well, that just fucking sucks, doesn't it?

heres some pics, i only have one picture where you can see my body and its a stupid pic, but oh well i don't just want to give headshots and misrepresent anything...

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/ckemigby_photos/halloween1.jpg
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/ckemigby_photos/picofme.jpg
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/ckemigby_photos/meeee.jpg

We need pics

We need pics

Look above your post ;)

I'd hit it. Just stand on a street corner. Someone will pay you for sex eventually.

thanks?

thanks?

You're welcome.

I'm going to crush your self esteem.
wait for it
wait for it
wait for it
wait for it
wait for it
You have a really bad complexion, an ugly bulbous nose, squinty mongoloid eyes, your chin is too small and pointy, you could definatly stand to run or go to the gym or at least stop shoveling cheezy poofs into your gaping mouth, a retarded (not in a sexy way) smile, a fat stoumach, saggy fatgirl tits, and your legs made me not ever want to have sex with anything ever again. But your main problem is confidence.

Well shit, don't make her fucking cut herself, god damn..
This is totse, keep in mind. That goes for the both of you.

Slightly harsh SN...
<3

But your main problem is confidence.

well i see you're doing your part to help...

I'd Hit it ...

Meh...

*walks off*

Fucking pwned.

OP, shut the fuck up, you can get laid by going to a bar and standing around for 10 minutes tops. Stop your bitching already, it's not like you have to actually work for anything in your life.

and what do you base that assumption on, rocko?

Meh...

*walks off*


I loled uncontrollably at this.

If you're sitting at home, that doesn't exactly help. Go out, mix things up, meet some new people and have some fun.

If all you're interested in is sex, there are always plenty of guys and girls that are willing.

You're wrong. You're an idiot. Just 'cuz you and the people you're aquainted with seem to lack the ability to empathize and connect with someone on an intimate level doesn't mean everyone else does. Fuck you. I wish I had someone who connected with me, but for once i don't get that from who I'm with.

you're not that horrible looking :). i'm sure you can get laid, you're just looking for all the wrong guys in all the wrong places.

Please tell me you're from Kansas. I think you're very beautiful, and you SOUND like a pretty cool chick. :)

yeah well, you can fucking talk, you pathetic hypocrite.

You're not exactly attractive!

Oral Fixation: One thing I've learned in my relatively long life is that men want a woman who's up for experimentation, but who doesn't act or seem too slutty. Women who are too eager for sex seem "desperate" because women are supposed to have more self control than men.:/ If I were you I would just try to...Cool off and be more "indifferent" about the whole thing. If you act confident and let the men come to you...They will in droves.

Seriously, NEVER call a man for a booty call.

Good point. Call him up and ask if he wants to come watch the game on your wide screen and tell him you have beer in the fridge.

Bring him his first bottle naked.

By the time 'half time' comes....so will he.

haha, you dog!

Good point. Call him up and ask if he wants to come watch the game on your wide screen and tell him you have beer in the fridge.

Bring him his first bottle naked.

By the time 'half time' comes....so will he.

that was probably the lamest shit i've ever heard.

This is a good idea...But still a little too foward.:P I would suggest inviting a guy you like over to watch movies or something, but still let him make the first move. In fact, it's good to not give it all up at once even then. If you want him to come back for more, he has to see you as more than just someone he fucks when he has nothing better to do. I'm not trying to be harsh, but if you seem too desperate, that's what he'll see you as and that's how he'll describe you to all of his friends.

So what happened to your boyfriend, anyway?

And have you ever had an orgasm yet?

Try and lose some weight..

Apart from that, you don't sound fucking retarded, and that should count as a positive aspect.

i would so totaly hit it.


but from reading your op i have concluded that you are a slut. you see, men use sluts to have sex with. then quickly toss them aside and move on to the next. seems you have run out of guys to fuck.


what you should do is move to a completely differnt city or town where the local men dont know about your sluty ness.


then perhaps find a nice man to settle down with.


Note: this will not work if you have sex with 2 differnt guys in the same day.

This is a gross eggageration.

And another thing I've learned is looks don't matter NEARLY as much as attitude and how a woman carries herself. I'm no Cindy Crawford, but men have always been interested...And I really think it's because I did my own thing and I wasn't looking for a boyfriend or a guy to have sex with. It takes a lot for me to be attracted to a man, though and most men just don't interest me./shrug I'm not trying to sound full of myself or anything, BTW...I'm just a solitary person by nature, so it takes a lot for me to really notice someone.

Oral Fixation: You don't need a man to sexually satisfy yourself. I would focus on learning to give yourself pleasure and on being comfortable alone.

You're wrong. You're an idiot. Just 'cuz you and the people you're aquainted with seem to lack the ability to empathize and connect with someone on an intimate level doesn't mean everyone else does. Fuck you. I wish I had someone who connected with me, but for once i don't get that from who I'm with.

I wasn't talking about every male, sorry if it came across that way. But the fact still remains that the majority of the threads involving men looking for sex have nothing to do with emotional companionship or genuine love. They just want a warm mucus membrane to stick it into.

I, and evidentially you, are different. We both desire emotional companionship from a woman. I'm hard pressed to find that, and realize making a thread on Totse wont help. Hell, I'm not a virgin but I haven't had sex in 2 years. If anyone should be bitching on Totse, it should be me, since I know damn well what I'm missing. But you, and me, was not the subject of my post. My subject was the vast majority of Totsean males having trouble with sex, who are different than us.

If it helps, oral fixation, I would have sex with you.

If it helps oral, I definately would not sleep with you.

I can sum up your problem with the solution in one sentence, are you ready?

Here it is:

Your standards are too fucking high, you're trying to score a couple levels too high above yourself; lower your fucking standards and you'll get a lot more dick.

Lookatthat! Problemfuckingsolved.

and what do you beleive my standards are, H4T3?


and to xiao:
he and i parted ways; at least for the time being. and i have had an orgasm, tho not regularly and usually i am the only one who can get me off.

and so everyone knows: these three guys i was friends with all year (we met at college), i did not just meet them and fuck them all in the same day. yes, maybe i did give it away too freely and i am starting to regret that, but i was on the rebound of a 2 year relationship.

its just a difficult situation for me right now to meet people i work two jobs and am living on campus of my school (with it being summer time there really are VERY few people here). most days i work from 9-9, if not later and i usually get stuck with late shifts on the weekends as well. so the few opportunities i do get to go out i end up going with my girl friends and every last one of them is drop dead goregous so i never get a second look.

ok, enough explaining/complaining. this really wasn't ment to be a 'help me get some' type thread; i just wanted guys to know the girls suffer the same fate and we don't always have the balls to go and just start talking to the opposite sex either.

Well live and learn. If I were you I'd just forget those 3 guys (sex wise) and just focus on school and work. You'll meet a guy soon enough who will fulfill you emotionally AND sexually. You've just got to put in the time alone in the interum. I thought I'd never love again after my ex-boyfriend and I broke up...But then I met my husband and my ex never mattered to me again.

Honestly, you're pretty decent looking, so, unless you find this morally wrong, you can just go to any random handsome guy and I'm pretty sure they'd accept.

If you come to paris I'm available :o.

I wasn't talking about every male, sorry if it came across that way. But the fact still remains that the majority of the threads involving men looking for sex have nothing to do with emotional companionship or genuine love. They just want a warm mucus membrane to stick it into.

I, and evidentially you, are different. We both desire emotional companionship from a woman. I'm hard pressed to find that, and realize making a thread on Totse wont help. Hell, I'm not a virgin but I haven't had sex in 2 years. If anyone should be bitching on Totse, it should be me, since I know damn well what I'm missing. But you, and me, was not the subject of my post. My subject was the vast majority of Totsean males having trouble with sex, who are different than us.

If it helps, oral fixation, I would have sex with you.

Yeah, sorry didn't mean to get all violent, i was on some vikes and such. But yeah, I've my friends are more driven by emotional needs... and I know how you feel, after I broke up with my first girlfriend I didn't get laid for like a year and half. And good god that sucked. So solidarity withyou there man.

Also, though, to oral fixation, seriously, get drunk. It helps. It's easier for me to get sex when i'm drunk, but also 'cuz i'm usually around drunk people.

ok, enough explaining/complaining. this really wasn't ment to be a 'help me get some' type thread; i just wanted guys to know the girls suffer the same fate and we don't always have the balls to go and just start talking to the opposite sex either.

This, while I already knew it(somewhat), is cool to hear.

You sounds like a fun chick.

This, while I already knew it(somewhat), is cool to hear.

You sounds like a fun chick.

I must say, reading this thread DID make me feel better about myself, although I can't quite tell why.

I must say, reading this thread DID make me feel better about myself, although I can't quite tell why.

Exactly.

and what do you beleive my standards are, H4T3?

My guess is human.

My guess is human.


You reek of awesome, +1 rep

My guess is human.

well i wouldn't go for anything that moves, but my point was i do not expect to get the 'alpha male' or guys high above me on the looks level. in all honestly, personality is the most important thing. of course it is always nice to have a good looking guy wanting you, but looks only go so far if the two of you just don't have personalities that mesh well.

We'll maybe your problem is that your on totse insted of going out and meeting people.

Unless your tring to fufil your sexual needs through the internet you should really go out and find someone and make them do all the work cuz ur a girl anyways so you don't even need game

id hit it ...location?

Congratulations, all, you just gave her a free ego boost. Thus illustrating the difference between men and women. Man posts a thread about wanting to get laid, gets responses letting him know how pathetic he is, and he walks away feeling worse. Woman posts thread about wanting to get laid, gets "I'd hit that" responses, and walks away feeling full of herself.

Hell, that's the only real purpose of this thread, if she wanted to get laid she'd walk outside and find the first available guy, If she wanted a boyfriend, she'd go to a bar and find the first available guy with money.

well maybe if you read what i wrote you would realize my actual intent of the thread. and trust me, this thread was not an ego boost by any means. infact if anything it made me think about my actions recently and regret what i have done.

and the purpose of my thread, if you didn't realize, was that women have just as many insecurities and difficulties in finding what they want.

i seriously think you need to get over your negative image of women; we really aren't all money hungry bitches.

Good legs by the way! :)
Maybe it's best not to start with friends.. seriously, if you go to any bar or club, you'll have guys paying you attention. Heck, I do, and I NEVER even make eye contact or show interest, and I have a dykey haircut. If you smile, chit chat and the rest, you will get phone numbers.. you don't even have to to fuck 'em straight away.

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http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i303/ckemigby_photos/halloween1.jpg
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Not gonna lie...I fapped.

My guess is human.

AAAH...deez nuts up on yo face nigga!
=D

WTF? I can tell from the picture of you bending over that you are a freaky ass bitch.

I like that shit, AND you are thick...

Ever tried dating a black/mexican/samoan/anything besides white guy?

Sorry to break it to you, but white guys generally only like skinny blonde bimbos.

Some people like them thick thighs you can grab on. Now...


I might put a bag on your face, but there is nothing wrong with your body.

I'd do you, Oral fixation!
I think you've got a lovely face and a pretty nice body.

I'm not keen on your legs, I like muscular girls,but meh.

Doing some squats and such will help alot. Also, could you afford an excersize bike? They're great fun and a good way to kill a few hours when you're bored/lonely/frustrated.

Sorry to break it to you, but white guys generally only like skinny blonde bimbos.

Not true. I'm white, and such girls bore me. Maybe it's just the experience of highschool that's made me hate them so... I don't know.

well i wouldn't go for anything that moves, but my point was i do not expect to get the 'alpha male' or guys high above me on the looks level. in all honestly, personality is the most important thing. of course it is always nice to have a good looking guy wanting you, but looks only go so far if the two of you just don't have personalities that mesh well.

stop thinking with this physical appearance caste. see a guy simply as a person, and don't rank him as being above or below you. yeah, the whole sexual hardship thing is a two way street. but you aren't helping yourself by using artificial standards.

ummmm what do you look like? you sound like a really sweet girl lmao, but you're either a porker or a REALLY ANNOYING BITCH... which i've tend to run into from time to itme... sorry if this doesn't make you feel any better but i got dumped today so its whatever lmao... SOMEONE TALK TO ME FUCK Stealth7131 <-- aim. bored :-\

lol where do you live now?? <-- too lazy stoned to look for more than the pix0rz loll

Women are insecure? Naw. I don't believe that.

Not true. I'm white, and such girls bore me. Maybe it's just the experience of highschool that's made me hate them so... I don't know.

I think that's it too. I'm half white, half native, and I like my girls thick too. I liked that picture of her bending like that, would totally want to hit that. Don't get me wrong, I don't want a fat bitch, but you can tell on her it's almost all in the right places, you know what I mean?

I think that's it too. I'm half white, half native

But all fag...

But all fag...

Damn, ouch. I wish I could be cool like you, so badass I use 1337 in my screen name... :(

Damn, ouch. I wish I could be cool like you, so badass I use 1337 in my screen name... :(

Well, I dunno. It takes a lot to compete with a name of such creativity and origonality such as "Byss." Or even insults aimed at the name and not the person. ;)

Oh yeah hater!?

Oh yeah hater!?

Yeah, jackass.

Damn straight. She's hideous.

I loled uncontrollably at this.

Nearly fell out of my chair luling

So did you get laid yet?


Haha, tonight I was hanging out with some friends and this girl I've had some previous history with and she had to go home, so I walked her back to her place (15 minute walk) and back, all the while receiving texts from the friends saying "did you fuck her yet?" "have sex already?" "why aren't you getting laid now" it was really great. My friends are so much more concerned with my virginity than I am. :D

Your thread got kind of boring so I decided to hijack it.

This guy could solve most of your problems http://www.ienhance.com/physician/page3_training.asp?DocID=56260

Just had to be an asshole

Seriously, I don't see why you are having problems, especially in a college.

^because its the summer in college, there are VERY few people here. trust me, im not the only one feeling this way. my campus is small to begin with, but now its just insanely unpopulated.

hopefully when the fall semester rolls in and there are more people and some actual social events things will improve. until then i suppose i will just have to focus my attention elsewhere...like working 13 hours a day :\

your priorities are out of order. work? start selling drugs retard. profitably. not to be so harsh but damn, you need to do something if you're tired of your social insecurities. and the drugs will help get you in shape too... running from the cops and shit lol xD


oh and btw my girl didn't wanna break up with me? i knew from the START yesterday was gonna be really fucking interesting.. in any event though the point remains huhhhhm oh yeah she needs exercise too xD lmfao she's kinda thick but she knows i love it.

I'll hit it...Its my birthday