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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-06-24, 02:36
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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Default Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

I've heard they are. But I've never had a stripper cry when giving me a lapdance.... I could see it being amusing and arousing....stuffing dollar bills down her thong while she cries and grinds on you....but I could also see it being distracting and a turn off.
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Old 2007-06-24, 02:38
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Sounds like an afterschool special.
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Old 2007-06-24, 02:42
RabidGeneral RabidGeneral is offline
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sounds like a waste of $20 to me
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Old 2007-06-24, 02:43
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They usually dont do that, unless you request it and slip them a 50.

It's on my to-do list though.
 #5 
Old 2007-06-24, 03:35
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

This falls under the category of "Extremely stupid thread".
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Old 2007-06-24, 03:40
origamimavin origamimavin is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

hahaha

yea, i've heard that too.

'So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" '
 #7 
Old 2007-06-24, 03:54
Zonko Zonko is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

I'm not sure if this is a joke thread or not.
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Old 2007-06-24, 04:37
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I'm not sure if Totse is a joke or not...
 #9 
Old 2007-06-24, 10:11
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

This isn't a joke thread. I've heard that some guys really love it when they're getting a lapdance and the stripper starts crying at some point...but keeps grinding on and whoring herself out...I'm assuming these are the girls that are doing it because they have to....like really need good money to pay the bills, or support a kid(s), etc....the girls who DONT want to do it, but do. They feel dirty and etc...and start crying out of shame, but they dont stop dancing....i think its like a dominance thing for the guy....or something sick....

I guess I'll try to find a moral girl with really bad luck and try to find out....but I guess those are the girls on a lot of porn sites too...decent girls in a bad situation, and sluts.
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Old 2007-06-24, 10:57
Zonko Zonko is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

It's like when people say "What's the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them". It's an almost tongue in cheek or satarical joke based on the concept that it's a terribly vicious or unethical way to think.

Or, to reiterate that being a stripper can be a very degrading job for a woman and that when she cries in desperation, hate of the job, hate of herself and what have you that it's a turn-on. I guess people have been joking about it so long that some people thought it was serious.
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Old 2007-06-24, 16:58
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

Quote:
Originally Posted by origamimavin
hahaha

yea, i've heard that too.

'So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" '


awesome,totally
 #12 
Old 2007-06-24, 21:00
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

I find the thought of a woman crying as she gives a lapdance VERY disturbing.
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Old 2007-06-24, 21:09
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Duck In Fog
I find the thought of a woman crying as she gives a lapdance VERY disturbing.


Same here, unless they are tears of joy due to her having the opportunity to dance up against my massive man meat.:D
 #14 
Old 2007-06-25, 01:15
Flamethrowa Flamethrowa is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

I just pictured this.

It sounds hot.

But hey, this is Totse right?
 #15 
Old 2007-06-25, 01:38
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

I couldn't imagine it being good.

Though I was comforting a girl (hugging her and being general friends with her). The whole time I just wanted to give her a soft kiss, but then we almost went out anyway. So it could have just been me going back to old feelings that hadn't gone away.
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Old 2007-06-25, 11:10
avivsworld avivsworld is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

Quote:
Originally Posted by origamimavin
hahaha

yea, i've heard that too.

'So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" '


I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
 #17 
Old 2007-06-25, 16:08
AEnemia AEnemia is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

Bloodhound Gang kicks ass.
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Old 2007-06-25, 17:20
Aces_and_Eights Aces_and_Eights is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

I don't know about the rest of you but I find its quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will.
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Old 2007-06-25, 18:27
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

It depends on whether or not I'm the one who made her cry.

If she was just crying out of the blue, no, that's not hot. It's too easy.

If it's a girl that I had to mentally break, and I brought her to tears, then yes, that would be hot.
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Old 2007-06-26, 01:16
origamimavin origamimavin is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

If it's a girl that I had to mentally break, and I brought her to tears, then yes, that would be hot.

YES

haha
 #21 
Old 2007-06-26, 02:16
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.


I live right be I-10. I need to start picking up hitchhikers.
 #22 
Old 2007-06-26, 06:32
jonkk jonkk is offline
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I just listened to that song,

never thought missing children could be so sexy...
 #23 
Old 2007-06-26, 17:32
PanzerFaust0 PanzerFaust0 is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

ha, sounds hot to me
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Old 2007-06-26, 17:37
Gaius Julius Caesar Gaius Julius Caesar is offline
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Default Re: Are lap dances really better when the stripper cries?

I find the thought of a woman crying as she gives a lapdance VERY exciting.

I would pay $100 if it was genuine cry, just imagine keep fucking her while she is in tears... would be perfect :)
 
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