About a week from now, I have plans for this girl to teach me to surf. Just us two on the beach. What should I do?

My friend says I should just make out with her. Like, during a break in the conversation, just go in and kiss her. Is that how it's done, with no verbal forewarning? She wouldn't reject? I haven't watched very many movies.

At a break in the conversation pull your penis out and let her see it. She will then be yours.

Careful with that one. If you're not packing, it might not go over well.

Better to pull out someone elses penis.

That's either a really stupid statement or a very clever metaphor, i can't work out which.

At a time when you are both taking a break, you've been surfing, you're both physically exhilarated and you should be lying/sitting quite close to her. Just look in her eyes and lean in, see what happens. Good luck.

Just look into her eyes and lean in? She'll know to kiss me then?

You make the first move. You'll be able to tell if she's into it or not pretty fast.

LOL @ cactuar12 ARE YOU LIKE 5!? AHAHAHHAHA]

Are you in an episode of "Saved By the Bell"...?

If so, Slater already won her over with his Spanish charm, and boyishly good looks.

We've all seen your picture, faggot; you look like you're about ten. Now shut your girly little mouth and smile at me with those chubby baby-fat cheeks, you bitch.

Masturbate infront of her!

We've all seen your picture, faggot; you look like you're about ten. Now shut your girly little mouth and smile at me with those chubby baby-fat cheeks, you bitch.

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:)

and i thought i was sad

depends...

see the beach makes a great place for you to see more of her and for her to see more of you.

if you have a decent looking body, this is a good thing.

if you're obese this is a bad thing.

im going to assume you're good enough for her...otherwise she wouldn't have agreed to go to the beach with you....in fact girls think about all this shit constantly so just the fact that she's going to the beach with you probably means she's hoping for some action.

anyway one thing a lot of people do is go out in the water and make out out there. one thing you can do is wait for a big wave to hit you two and sort of end up near her and take it from there...depends on how you do that though.

another thing is the break in the convo...should work....get back to us on what happens

im assuming she likes you, otherwise why would you try to kiss her,
just run ur hands through her hair, if she seems comfortable with that it ususally means she'll b okay with kissing.

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I'm a lil chubby cheeked bitch?

Remember- rape is just an ambitious way to get laid.

Lollin!

That's either a really stupid statement or a very clever metaphor, i can't work out which.

At a time when you are both taking a break, you've been surfing, you're both physically exhilarated and you should be lying/sitting quite close to her. Just look in her eyes and lean in, see what happens. Good luck.
^Yea, you could do that.
You could also look for visual clues. Women (and girly men?) lick their lips subconsciously, humans' feet are our least controlled limbs/extremities, and women usually like to be "subtle." <-to that end, they also have better peripheral vision.

So if she's licking her lips while twitching her toes and glancing at you (or staring at your foot long), then you've got the A OK.

-Adi

Lol, this thread fucking confuses me.

this is what u should do:D...


when u guys get to the beach make her get on her knees and gargle your hair bo-jangles... then u stick your dick in her ass and finger her in the process she will love that no dont realy do that

hah. dude, just have a fun day at the beach with her at 1st and act like a normal dude just learning how to surf or w/e it was that you said you were going to do? and at the end of the day if you made her laugh enough and what not and you know she had a decent time with you, id say *ask* if you can kiss her. ( =
being polite is the best way to get a girl, why do you want to suprize kiss her? makes you just look like a pig. im sure any girl would agree with me unless they have raging sex hormones and just want a dick right now. lol. and all guys will think im full of shit. =P just the way it is, but go w/ what i said. and you'll get your kiss.

I don't like the concentration of New Arrivals and Acolytes in this thread.

On the topic of the thread, just have fun with her and do whatever you feel like doing.

+1
go with what he said

I always thought that asking for a kiss was for n00bs.

Yeah, I have an okay body, and I'm trying to workout some more. I'm way far from being obese, I almost have abs.

Thanks for all the subtle clues, guys, they should definitely help me out.

Do you guys really think that the "get knocked under a wave and start there" idea is a good idea?

hope, getting knocked under a wave sounds pathetic. meh. and asking for a kiss is actually a gaurentee to a kiss. you moron. no noobish thing, just shows ignorance from you id say. no offense or anything, just dont act like a moron and do what i say, im the smart one. =P

It seems hard to ask for a kiss and at the same time seem confident. There must be some specific way to do it.

-"Want to kiss?"
-"Sure."
-"Nah, don't quite feel like it, maybe sometime later"
-*Kisses you herself*

or

-"Want to kiss?"
-"Nah."
-"Good, I don't much like that part either. Let's skip it."
-???
-Profit!

See? It's a win/win.

/sarcasm

Are you guys fucking retarded? Girls hate it when guys ask for a kiss. It makes you come off as a pussy bitch who can't read signals and isn't willing to take a risk. Sure, if you want the girl to think you have a vagina then go ahead and ask to kiss her, but if you have a pair of balls then just go for it when the time's right.

Now this is something worth QFTing.

If you did what Agent 008 said, you'd come off looking like an idiot. If you ask her to kiss, she says yes, and then you just say "actually nevermind", she'll think you're indecisive, not confident.

Asking for a kiss is a big mistake. There will always be signs that a girl wants to kiss you, as several people have pointed out. These can be anything from the fact that she's going to the beach with you to twirling her hair, licking her lips, and other, less obvious cues. Just make sure you're paying attention to her and you won't miss them.

Stay confident and make your move when the time is right.

Make non-verbal forewarning, like body language and stuff. Then you see how she reacts to that.

And what does watching movies have to do with anything ?

Are you guys fucking retarded? Girls hate it when guys ask for a kiss.

That's why you tell them to give you a kiss if you're doing things that way.

I don't mind when they ask, but I'd rather he just went for it.

Ok, thanks guys, I think I should know when to do it.

But where? I think someone mentioned out in the water, how much better is that than just on the shore?

Wherever you feel comfortable.

/doesn't contribute.