I love this little charade that the Ice Cream Trucks of America put on for us, driving around selling "ice cream" to kids. Truth is, these "trucks" have some heavy surveillance equipment in them, listening in on all of our conversations. The trucks form a web in between the residential neighborhoods and all conversations caught in this web are recorded. The recorded conversations are outsourced to India to look for terrorist threats, however, due to the records being done in India, the Indians turn a blind eye to any of their extremist friends who are planning to blow us up. It's almost too perfect right? If you take the name "George Bush" and do a couple of minor letter modifications, you can clearly get the name Darth Vader. Why? Why are the ice cream men watching us? Why does Bush's name so easily transform into Darth Vader? These are the questions we need answers to. These are the questions that will decide whether or not we fall victim to a alien race coming and enslaving us. Think about it for a while, look yourself in the mirror, and ask yourself "Are you going to do your part?"

i go to the ghetto in an ice cream truck and sell crack

I like to eat mashed potatoes.

The guy that comes around in my "hood" is some old puerto rican guy. He can barely speak english. And his truck looks like shit. There's no room for computers and cameras and shit in there.

Peace.

That's what they want you to think

So I guess they only need to monitor our conversations during the summer?

How would that even work anyways? Do they expect the "terrorists" to just sporadically start talking about making bombs and killing people when the ice cream truck rolls by?

anyways, in before "Troll".

no they use directional microphones, infrared cameras, nightvision cameras, uv cameras, also you know when you walk up and when you get close it gets cold. thats because they are blowing cold air on you to dislodge small particles for there electronic sniffer equipment that detects trace amounts of explosives such as c4, tnt, and dynomite.

Yes, because it's not as if they can't use military spy satellites to snoop on us these days...

Troll

It's funny, because nobody takes this sub-forum seriously.