Any of the ladies here ever have an encounter with a police officer to get out of a ticket or being arrested? What was the farthest you had to go?

can't say i have, but i've been trying to get my boyfriend into a police uniform for years to fulfill a little fantasy of mine...

If you can't get him to, tell him you found someone else more than willing to...

I knew a girl once who was dating an officer. She mentioned them fucking with his uniform on and her wearing handcuffs, and it being really hot.

I knew a girl that was raped by an officer. She was a 13 year old virgin at the time. I dont think she thought it was very hot.

That does sound really hot. I wanna try. :(

An old aquaintence of mine met a woman police officer, took her home and bedded her.

So they fucked a couple times and then he asks her to put on her uniform...So she says "Would that turn you on?"

He says "No...It's so I can tell my mates I fucked the old bill!"

She threw him down the stairs.

I don't get it..."fucked the old bill"?

I don't get it..."fucked the old bill"?

Yeah, I was wondering that myself...

Yeah, I was wondering that myself...

In London, we call the police the Old Bill...I can't remember why right now but I'll get back to you on it.

Basically, fucking the police is like getting one over on them...Beating them in some way. If you get away with a crime, you've basically fucked the Old Bill. And police don't like it when you fuck them over!

So he turned it into a delightful little bit of word play. And she got pissed off...And threw him down the stairs! (Or apples and pears, seeing as we're talking London Slang!)

Cool, thanks for clearing that up.

As for me, I'd wrestle with her, and see who ends up cuffing who. Winner take all.:D

In London, we call the police the Old Bill...I can't remember why right now but I'll get back to you on it.

Basically, fucking the police is like getting one over on them...Beating them in some way. If you get away with a crime, you've basically fucked the Old Bill. And police don't like it when you fuck them over!

So he turned it into a delightful little bit of word play. And she got pissed off...And threw him down the stairs! (Or apples and pears, seeing as we're talking London Slang!)

Thanks for the explanation. We have the same thing over here (US), called "Fuck tha Police" by NWA, I recommend everyone hear it at least once.

Edit: I too would be interested in the origins of that phrase.

"Fuck tha Police"

comin' straight from the underground! Young nigga got it bad cuz he's brown!

My X told me she had a police and handcuff fetish so I was like "so you want me to join the academy?" It would be fun. One time a bunch of us were hanging out outside this pizza place drinking beer and a cop walks by. She goes "have you ever taken a mirror up to the one way mirror and see through to infinity?" and the cop was like "what are you?" and she goes "I'm an earthling" and I was holding a shitload of stuff and was like NOOOOOO but the cop was just confused and got in his car and left. What a crrazy bitch she was.

comin' straight from the underground! Young nigga got it bad cuz he's brown!

and not the other colour so the police think they have the authority to kill a minority!

and not the other colour so the police think they have the authority to kill a minority!

even people who don't like rap have go love this song....

you know what would be funny? if someone was having sex with a cop and they were listening to "Fuck tha Police" at the same time.

Thanks for the explanation. We have the same thing over here (US), called "Fuck tha Police" by NWA, I recommend everyone hear it at least once.

Edit: I too would be interested in the origins of that phrase.

No, that's really not the same thing at all.

and not the other colour so the police think they have the authority to kill a minority!

fuck that shit cause i aint the one for a punk mother fucker with a badge and a gun to be beating on