For the last couple of years I have been a single male. Sometimes I use to get lonely so I purchased a cat. I named her cupid cause she is so cute. One day I was sitting on the lounge and cupid was on my lap. She is so affection and she started licking my leg. I began to have shivers on my neck and made me quite horney. I hadnt had sex much and sick thoughts entered my head. As I began to get an erection I thought maybe I better start wanking myself so I did. After a couple of wanks my cat was still licking my leg. I turned her around and it happened, before I knew it I was fucking cupid. The funny thing about it is she seemed to really enjoy it. As I had finished I vowed to never do it again. That hasnt happened. I believe I should stop as I dont know what Ill do for sex when cupid dies. Is this normal?

Perfectly. Tell Cupid I said "hi."

Perfectly.

lol k

Yeah, I fuck my dogs.

"I would rather fuck a horse, than a nag." - Benjamin Franklin

- IjSmLb :(

Please God, please please please be a troll.

no lol

I'm assuming troll....

Is intercourse with a cat even possible?

No, on second thoughts, don't answer that one.

Right now, I've been up for over 26 hours, I've been laughing at nearly everything gruesome that's been thrown my way so far. However, the sheer psyhical aspects... No...

You must be a troll. You must be.

Is intercourse with a cat even possible?.
yes, my ex-workmate got evicted from his bungerlow for shagging the neighbours cat. no lie. id send you a youtube vid but it got deleted and our work veen had a letter about it in the payslips.

yes, my ex-workmate got evicted from his bungerlow for shagging the neighbours cat. no lie. id send you a youtube vid but it got deleted and our work veen had a letter about it in the payslips.

And some people think it'll be Global Warming that kills us all...

You're a fucking asshole, and a troll
You post illiterate stupid shit in GPP, and then you come here and force yet more of your bullshit on this forum.

I hate you, so incredibly much.

You'd think S&A would realise not to feed the troll :)

But if it's true... Well, you're a bad person.

Zaknafein.

PICS OR GTFO!!!

PICS OR GTFO!!!

It's sad but i was actually waiting for that one...

PICS OR GTFO!!!

It's true. I'm going to request evidence in the way of pictures or this thread is history.

Stop requesting +rep now, please?

For your next trick, try milking it.

Aww... that's so sweet. <3 I hope the two of you have a long and happy life together...

...fair warning, though. Some people I've talked to say (in 1st person) that zooerotic orientation is depressing as shit, because of the lifespan differences. That's a lot of heartache...

This Is Not Normal Go Get A Tan/lipo And Join The Living!!!!

PICS OR GTFO!!!

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You're a fucking asshole, and a troll
You post illiterate stupid shit in GPP, and then you come here and force yet more of your bullshit on this forum.

I hate you, so incredibly much.

rofl, cry harder bitch, i might care.

go eat fat ass.

rofl, cry harder bitch, i might care.

go eat fat ass.

Nice way to talk to a mod, fucking moron.

Meh, what's totse if this poor man who's so desperate he turns to beasiality can't even find support in this small community of fuck ups and psychopaths?

As far as your situation goes, no it's not normal, if you can't stop by yourself get help. I cannot imagine how it would be the least bit enjoyable to a cat unless your penis is irreguarly small, although it still intrigues me, I will need no detailed description of how it's possible, however, everything I can think of could be considered abuse under the circumstances.

rofl, cry harder bitch, i might care.

go eat fat ass.

OH NO!
An angry, bored ignorant little child on the internet called me a RUDE NAME!

Nooo!