I was making out with this girl the other night (total whore, I was drunk...I think she was....)

Anyway, during the course of the making out, she clacked her teeth into mine multiple times. Disgusting. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.

My point: If you are a slut (and you know who you are), don't clack your goddamn teeth against mine. Ever.


Fucking whore.

lol. Clack.

That somewhat bothers me too, because when that happens, they're trying to stick their damn tongue down your throat or something. I want some nice tongue-play, but I don't want to choke.

ever get your dick sucked by a chick with braces? Can be a little unpleasant to say the least....

You are new here aren't you?

Don't use the phrase 'making out'..if you want your thread to stay open.

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You are new here aren't you?

Don't use the phrase 'making out'..if you want your thread to stay open.

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Seeing as "making out" is exactly what we were doing, I'm not going to call it anything else. Close the thread if you want, you old German bastard. Fuck you.

Seeing as "making out" is exactly what we were doing, I'm not going to call it anything else. Close the thread if you want, you old German bastard. Fuck you.

inb4l then!

This thread is shithouse.

Seeing as "making out" is exactly what we were doing, I'm not going to call it anything else. Close the thread if you want, you old German bastard. Fuck you.

Haha. Kudos.

Seeing as "making out" is exactly what we were doing, I'm not going to call it anything else. Close the thread if you want, you old German bastard. Fuck you.

I laughed at this.

Some people just love to Bitch and Moan

Zaknafein.

Hah. I see, so she making out with you made her a whore, but you making out with her was just fine and great.

I think you need to sort your shit out, mate.


And I dont think making out with you would make her a whore as such, a little sad and blind and desperate, maybe, but not a whore.

Jackketch, you still haven't presented a viable alternative to the phrase 'making out'

Making out is just what it is!
Thats what it's called!

We won England, we won...

Frottage? Snogging?

Frottage? Snogging?

Ergh, I hate that word "snogging". Then again, "making out" is just as bad.

I don't even know what I'd call it.

Zaknafein.

Stop asking for +rep now, please?

I thought you brits called it "shagging."
Oooh I just remembered the Harry Potter kids call it "snogging!" And I thought you didn't like Harry Potter, jackketch.:P

I thought you brits called it "shagging."

to shag = to fuck.

how do you know he isn't just british?

Because everyone likes Harry Potter, silly.

Because only bed wetting Ritalin heads read Harry Potter, silly.

Fixed.

Seeing as "making out" is exactly what we were doing, I'm not going to call it anything else. Close the thread if you want, you old German bastard. Fuck you.
QFT

Seriously, I admire Jackketch in all forms as a mod EXCEPT for this one quirk. Piss off, let us be.

Hah. I see, so she making out with you made her a whore, but you making out with her was just fine and great.

I think you need to sort your shit out, mate.


And I dont think making out with you would make her a whore as such, a little sad and blind and desperate, maybe, but not a whore.

I'm not providing much original insight today, but this is kinda accurate.


...and in Galway/Donegal direction they call it facing, which is brilliant.

I was making out with this girl the other night (total whore, I was drunk...I think she was....)

You paid a girl to kiss you and she did it badly?

That would be frustrating.

I called a girl a slut last night because she was pissing me off and she told her friends who didn't really care. What a dumb bitch. She's pretty cute though but I guess I don't got a shot anymore.

Hah. I see, so she making out with you made her a whore, but you making out with her was just fine and great.

I think you need to sort your shit out, mate.


And I dont think making out with you would make her a whore as such, a little sad and blind and desperate, maybe, but not a whore.

No...she gets her "whore" title because she fucked four guys in a van in one night. Without moving. She just laid there and let them give it to her. Also she gave my friend a blowjob on my balcony with another person standing out there with them. She's a dirty fucking whoreslut.

Shall I continue?

NOTE: All of these things took place on different nights.

And I dont think making out with you would make her a whore as such, a little sad and blind and desperate, maybe, but not a whore.

That is why you are my favorite mod

And you let her slobber all over on your face?

And tooth-clack me. What can I say, I'm into that kinda shit.

what i'm curious about is how you got any girl to even come that close. you sound repulsive.

Fixed.

*applauds* I remember reading a little Q&A thing in Newsweek with a Professor of Literature at some Ivy League school, and he said that he saw the popularity of Harry Potter as being a sign of our society's descent into "subliteracy". I laughed, and then became a little gloomy, but at least for the first time I actually agreed with a literature professor, who are usually just pretentious hacks.

And tooth-clack me. What can I say, I'm into that kinda shit.

Yet if you had ever fucked 4 girls in one night you would deserve a standing ovation, right? You would brag to your friends about it for years, at least if they were in any ways decent.

Also, you can in no way look down on her if you are "into that kinda shit". Although I must say, that it certainly sucks that she gets around that much but can't even bother to learn to properly kiss/snog/makeout/etc.

Yet if you had ever fucked 4 girls in one night you would deserve a standing ovation, right? You would brag to your friends about it for years, at least if they were in any ways decent.

Also, you can in no way look down on her if you are "into that kinda shit". Although I must say, that it certainly sucks that she gets around that much but can't even bother to learn to properly kiss/snog/makeout/etc.

I have no problem with girls that sleep around (have sex with people regularly). That's what guys do. It's so fucking rare that a guy has sex with four girls in one night. Given the opportunity, you're right, most guys would probably jump on it (no pun intended), but seeing as that's usually not the case, you can't compare the two. Girls can be sluts because they are usually more conservative (sexually), than guys, so when they fuck a large number of people, it's perceived as being "slutty."

Also, shut the fuck up with the "double standard" thing. You're not going to change the way society as a whole looks as certain issues. Jackass.

For the record, I probably wouldn't have sex with four different girls in the same night. Disease, man. Disease. Unless it was four Jessica Albas'...maybe four bald-headed Britney Spears'.

The "into that kinda shit" thing, was also a joke. Good pickup on that.

Frottage? Snogging?

trying to figure out what something says?

Frottage? Snogging?

That's infinitely worse than 'making out'.

GTFO

You act as if all girls are discerning noble creatures...

Also, shut the fuck up with the "double standard" thing. You're not going to change the way society as a whole looks as certain issues. Jackass.

Not trying to change the world, just wanting to point out to some dude on the internet that he's a dumbass, that's all.

*Waits for jackketch to man up to his word and close the thread.*

You act as if all girls are discerning noble creatures...

what do you mean?
he sounds like a complete twat. not all girls are perfect but most of them have the sense not to go near something that skillfully self-repellent.
if he were a girl acting the same way i would have said the same thing.

the correct word is "necking"

not all girls are perfect but most of them have the sense not to go near something that skillfully self-repellent.

If that's true for the girls you know I envy you:(

you sound repulsive.

And you look fourteen.

Pashing?

this is the best yet

Frottage? Snogging?

Frottage sounds like another word for cheese, reminds me of something moldy. Ugh.

Snogging sounds like a sounds a pig would make, so equally unappealing. As little sense as 'making out' makes, it's sticking for now.

Soul Kissing?

NECKING!!!

I like scooping. You're trying to scoop her onto your dick. By her mouth apparently...

Winner so far.

Sucking face.

Wow we have gotten so off topic. This seems more like a society thread about quollloquial terms for kissing

Girls can be sluts because they are usually more conservative (sexually)
Where have you been living, in a chinese pipe?
I know more male virgins than I do female ones. The male ones tend to be a bit older too.

Yes there are cultural stereotypes, but it doesn't mean everyone has to believe them.

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I think it's cute when you put [/thread] at the end of your posts when someone says something petty that angers you, and then you end up not closing it.

Anyway, back to thread hijacking. With the last few times I've made out/snogged/sucked face/whatever the fuck you want to call it, I've noticed my teeth coming into contact with their soft bits, but I don't feel theirs on mine. I don't know if that's weird or not. Should I not let that happen? It hasn't really bugged me, and things seemed to be going alright otherwise, so I don't know.

Are you too embarrresed to say what is really pissing you off?
I think she got ganged banged in van the same night she kissed you and you noticed "something" on her teeth and lips after you kissed.

WTF why is are your lips sticky!!

here we say "getting off"

And you look fourteen.

and i probably have more original jokes than you!

and i probably have more original jokes than you!

let it go...