Seriously, I cant do it. Is there an art behind it or does it just happen?

Some people got it and some people don't. You my friend, don't got it.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

You just gotta tense and try to hold on, while fapping/thrusting as fast as you can, then make sure foreskin isn't in the way, then just shoot lol. It's hard to explain, but that should of at least helped a bit.

If not, suicide is the only option.

The best way is to wait til just before you need to come, then force down (towards your balls) the foreskin as hard as a you can, really get the head of the penis taut.

Keep the foreskin stretched down while you come.

Helps too if you stop before you need to come a couple of times first and wait til the urge to ejaculate subsides...ie chamber a few rounds, y'know?

As a guy who had hs own imagined self-deficiencies but managed to get over them, it constantly amazes me the things people find to not like about themselves.

Why do you even fucking care?

Why do you even fucking care?

Well said.. Unless you're going into the porn industry it doesn't really matter too much.

Zaknafein.

..Well if you're tittifucking a girl, and instead of shooting into her face, you just drizzle some slime onto her chest, she will be like WTF N00B.

Your worried about your follow through without ever having hit the ball mate.

How often do you masturbate? Maybe try cutting down a bit, I used to have about 5 wanks a day for a couple years, now I'm down to 1 wank a day.
Draw the session out as long as possible, slow down or even stop for a couple seconds.
Pull the foreskin back as you blow.

Or maybe you'll develope it in time, I couldn't shoot until I was 16, before that it just dribbled out over my fingers.

are you talking about shooting loads i.e. skeeting? If so just do the normal tricks to keep your cum in you (slow down when you feel it coming, breath deeply, go deep etc) and then speed up, pull out and shoot them ropes...

this guy has a fucking PHD in titfuckology.. he knows how shit goes down, some girls like a face full of white rain.

It's easy; masturbate with one hand and have the other curled into a fist below your testicles ready. When you're about to ejactulate, squeeze really tight with your masturbating hand and slam the other fist as hard as you can into your balls. If your foreskin isn't in the way, the decrease in nozzle bore and sudden increase in forward thrust (carried from your testes, through the vans deferens and into the urethra via a longitudinal compression wave created by the initial impact of your fist onto your testicles) should be sufficient to increase the pressure and therefore muzzle velocity to such a value that your semen will become airbourne.

this is seriously a skill you guys have to learn?
i thought it just HAPPENED.

haha Im lookin for the pornstar shit, where they can shoot so hard it hits the cameraman. Its no fun having a load dribble out onto a girls hands when you can smoke er in the face and be like GOTCHA BITCH

haha Im lookin for the pornstar shit

Well, don't masturbte or have sex for atleast a week or so, I believe that's the amount most pornstars wait. Just read interviews with male pornstars, there's usually a load question in there somewhere.

It just happened for me. I always took it for granted!

My only advice is to just keep going while flexing the same muscles that you would to stop peeing.

Sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn't. Depends on the intensity of the orgasm, I find.

I shoot lol with my lollercannon (see rough diagram below).


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WTF? Back when I was jerking off 2 times on average daily, I would shoot it with pretty good force. Hell, the first time i remember it hitting the fucking side of the shower. Although, that was more one of those things that just...happened, back when I was much younger. Well, like 6 years ago when I was like 11, maybe.

Now I can vary between going a week or so without, and doing it like 3 or 4 times a day. It depends. Like lately I've been waking up with major morning wood, and not just having an erection, but horny also.

Yeah, me too. When I don't jerk off for a week or two, then get really turned on and jerk it, it shoots up in the air around a foot maybe, and I have to make sure I find it...I rarely just have it "dribble" out.

Depends on the orgasm really, that and whether I've jerked in the past hour or not.

Just got to have alot of "pressure", and it will just shoot, if your foreskin is pulled back.

I'm normally a dribbler- occasional small shoot.

But this one time I shot myself in the face, that was the best orgasm I've ever had.

I shoot arching ropes of spoog. My cocks like a howitizer from WW2 and the chicks face is a bunch of nazi's.

This thread is fucking full of lulz

While having a wank a once shot without trying. I didn't know where it went. I ended up looking for it for 10 minutes. I found it on the side of my bed. Shooting sucks.

Sig Heil!

When I was younger I would shoot my load and lose it on a regular basis. It seemed very fond of my keyboard and shoes.

rofl....having to search for it....omg lol

Reminds me of There's Something About Mary.

I've never been able to shoot unless a girl is giving me a handjob, or I jack it right after I nearly have sex with her.

And it always seems to go in their hair. :(

And it always seems to go in their hair. :(

HIGH FIVE!

Well, I was at my bitches house, and she sucked it and It shot out hardcore. So I guess for me its just arousal. But sometimes at my computer I shoot loads, one day my cat was under my table and i shot a load on it by accident...good thing it was a white cat

But this one time I shot myself in the face, that was the best orgasm I've ever had.

Was that the reason why it was the best one you've ever had?

I vote for archive!

i guess i always took it for granted

i can launch a few feet in the air on a average load.

LOL GAIZ

HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

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