This girl that lives about a mile down from me wants to hook up. Every morning she leaves me a text that goes something like "good morning beautiful.. are we hanging out today/are you comming over today/lets have dinner today" etc etc etc

This has been going on since she broke up with her boyfriend, I always knew she was kinda digging me while they were going out and I really wanted to sex her at the time, but now that shes single and I could easily nail her, ive kinda lost interest. Also im too lazy to walk to her house. I dont have a car and my bike has a flat. I told her to come over and I would cook her macaroni and cheese but shes afraid of getting raped. What would you do if you were me?

oh ya, pics..

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/4484/l7942cd06931aaf62735425yb2.jpg (http://imageshack.us) http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/2097/l961ce5fa6de383a53794e1xz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Update since most of you cant read:

My friend came over the other day and we took his truck to her house, where her and her best friend awaited our arrival. We took them back to my place, got drunk, and had a jolly good time.

...I'm at a loss of what to say except
YOU LAZY FAT FUCK!!

A fucking mile! A MILE!

Jesus! You could walk that in less than five minutes!!


AHHH!!

Unless you're a fatass, why wouldn't you walk a mile for sex?

HA! Man I know people that walk twice that every morning to get to school! Lazy cunt, it looks like you are looking for excuses not to have intercourse with this fine female specimin!

You know the answer.

If you really wanted to bang her, you'd get off your fat ass and start walkin'.

Now.

um. less than 5 minutes? Most people can't RUN the mile in under 5 minutes.

Have you considered the fact that you might be gay? I've known some pretty lazy guys..I mean, seriously lazy..but I'm pretty sure most men would run 5 miles uphill during a hurricane for guaranteed sex.

A mile is a lot if you live in las vegas where its about 120degrees with the sun 5ft from your head. By the time id get there I would be all wet and smelly.

.....and if you live in Las Vegas, you should be used to it. I'm sorry....you DRIVE everywhere in an air conditioned car.

There's a gorgeous girl who wants you to make her dinner and plow her.....What do you do? You come onto &T to ask everyone if you should walk a mere 5,280 ft to go make the lovely girl dinner and give her sex that she obviously wants according to you. If you don't get up right now and walk to her house, then you fail at life.

I declare thee gay. Its only 1.6km, I used to walk 2.8km most days from the bus to my house in the fucking rain. Faggot.

dude, phoenix is so much hotter. so you cant cant talk shit.

The previous posts have already proven beyond doubt that you are fat, lazy, gay and indecisive. But I am willing to cut you some slack. Maybe walking 1 mile is quite a feat for you. Boredom, personal safety, and other restrictions maybe keeping you from making the trek. You might also be one of those egoistic fellas who wants to make the woman work just as hard. Considering all of this, how about you ask your new found flame to meet you about halfway, and then you can walk back to her house. This way, you'll walk a mile, she'll walk a mile, you'll get some acclimatization time before the big event, and it'll be all even.

Id rather sit here and chuckle at all the funny replies :D

Before she broke up with her boyfriend I wouldve probably done it, but now that shes single something just kind of switched in my mind and i dont really want to wooh that much her anymore.

Your gay if you wouldnt hit that.

*converts miles to kilometers*

Woah, that's less than my walk home every day.
It's not far, walk it fatass.

Get a taxi. Problem solved.

What block is she on ill be there...what block she on ill be there...ill drive son...u wasting time..life......wtf are u thinking player..i gotta drive at least 5 to see some action...come on

dude i really hope her name isnt leslie, coz if it is, you're too late son, been done hit that

Either ur > 700lbs or ur indirectly bragging to us that u have sex waiting.

A fucking mile! A MILE!

Jesus could walk that in less than five minutes!!


AHHH!!


Fixed.

omg wtf u fag us tupid queer lazy obese gay fuck mofugkcer thats only 63,360 inches ur so stupid thats less than my walk home evryday u stupid lazy fuck shit fuckerhead

Who cares? You obviously don't have the interest.

It's kind of messed up that you lost interest when she became "available".

Hopefully she'll lose interest soon.

shes afraid of getting raped.

So if she's afraid of getting raped, what makes you think she's going to do it when you get there?

it's so obvious that walking a mile for sex is not at all a problem that I am not even going to post

Man, I'd full on sprint to her house to tap that ass.

um. less than 5 minutes? Most people can't RUN the mile in under 5 minutes.

HaHa but I can. My fastest time is 4:40. I'm ranked around 13th in the state of North Carolina 3A mile runners. Sorry I just had to throw in my personal achievements. But yeah I would definatly walk 1 mile to sex that bitch.

please tell me you're asking purely out of curiosity and not because you can't decided if you should take a ten minute walk to get laid.

oh, and yes. i would take that walk for a little action.

I'd walk to Las Vegas from here to root that.

what's faster?

logging on to ur favourite website?
or walking a mile?

maybe im just jaded?
or maybe ur all pussywhipped?

Who cares? You obviously don't have the interest.



Too bad.
If she'll put interest in you so fast, don't worry, she'll find a guy who isn't a complete pussy.

I reckon your just ashamed of your dick, and are looking for excuses not to have to reveal yourself.

HaHa but I can. My fastest time is 4:40. I'm ranked around 13th in the state of North Carolina 3A mile runners. Sorry I just had to throw in my personal achievements. But yeah I would definatly walk 1 mile to sex that bitch.

As a sprinter/jumper, I can run a mile in less than that. North Carolina may be the most athletic state I've been too, but you can't beet distance running in Canadia.

Goddamn lazy kid these days.

I both hate and love girls that look and I assume act like her so I'd say do it if you can get into her pants right away. She could just be fucking with you though as girls are wont to do and she could be the needy/boring type too. So get a bike, take a cab/bangbus/bike/skateboard and get down there and find the fuck out.

NOW GO OUT THERE AND BE SOMEBODY!!!!!

Jesus Christ, walking that would take less time than the actual sex would take. You stupid fat lazy fuck...

WOAH!!!! you can walk across water, too?!?! awesome.

Do it. It's not hard. I do a twenty minute walk to my girlfriend's house 3-4 times a week. Never did anyone harm. Might make you a little less tubby/lazy. The sex will help too...

Who cares if it's for sex, you should run a mile just for the sake of exercise. It doesn't matter if your fat or not, cardio is always a good thing. Seeing the girl should just be motivation for it.

Also fuck you bitching about the weather in Las Vegas, come to St. Louis when it's 105 outside with 90% humidity, 110 in the dry desert is nothing.

um. less than 5 minutes? Most people can't RUN the mile in under 5 minutes.

My fastest mile time is 4:46.

I would walk a mile for company, if I didn't have work the next day.

ok! here is what you can do. . . you can either get up and walk over there/ take a taxi/ fix the damn flat/ or live with the fact you are a fag for the rest of your life . . . this is all of course given that you aren't already with someone. . then . . . make a 3some and if who you are with is anywhere near as fine as that its worth walking from even as far as Kansas for



EDIT: oh yeah and MORE PICS!!

Dude, i used to walk 2.5miles to school every day. YOU BETTER GE THE FUCK OVER THERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DO!

Shit, I'd drive a mile there.

I'd walk a lot further for a lot less.

You know the answer here man.
GET FUCKING WALKING!
Hell, I'd fucking RUN if I were you.

HaHa but I can. My fastest time is 4:40. I'm ranked around 13th in the state of North Carolina 3A mile runners. Sorry I just had to throw in my personal achievements. But yeah I would definatly walk 1 mile to sex that bitch.

Nice. I always walked when they told us to run the mile in P.E.
That, and I pretty much bullshitted my way out of the vast majority of my Phys Ed classes and still got credit. It was badass.

Gaaayyyy. :)

Dude, I walk far more than just one mile for really shitty reasons.
I reckon if I wanted sex bad enough it would be no real imposistion for me

You fucking lazy cunt. i think you have subconcious problems by what you've told us all. My fingers are freezing numb right now so excuse bad typing, i, like you am too lazy and am not going to edit this.

P.S. Did I mention you are lazy?!?!?! That's only 160934.4cm man.

I'd walk 10 miles.

fuckin' panzy.

my god, if you would even ride a fuckin' bike, it'd take about 2-3 minutes...

YOU'RE A LAZY ASS!

Not hardly. It'd be difficult for some people in fairly good shaoe to run it in 5 minutes.

No, I'd drive there. Depending on road conditions, I could be there in less than a minute.

Not hardly. It'd be difficult for some people in fairly good shaoe to run it in 5 minutes.

i like how 5 people have argued that post. Who gives a fuck its not really the main point of this thread.

Bicycyle at night or early in the morning dumbass. You'll be there in five minutes with no sweat.

I live in Vegas too. I'll get you ride down there if you let me watch. :D I'm assuming you live in either the Lakes, Summerlin, or Lone Mountain or else you probably wouldn't be on Totse...

As long as she has beer...Then yes...yes I would.

I would sprint a damn mile for sex. A mile is nothing. For crew (rowing) we run a 2 mile warm up. That's the warm up. It's nothing. One mile, is just, idk dude. Maybe to other people it's a lot. But not me.

id walk 10 miles to tap that

Fuck, I'd run a fucking mile. Hell, I'd run 5 for a chick like her. And I fucking have asthma and the doctor says I could die. You fatass lazy bitch.

Hey, he dosen't represent all of us. I'd walk a mile on my testicles for some love making.

Why wouldnt I be on totse? Those are some of the nicest places in vegas. And I live in Spanish Hills btw. Where do you go to school?

By the way. We fucked tonight.

She was at home with one of her friends and me and my buddy drove his truck to her house, picked them up, took them back to my place, got drunk, and nailed them. My parents came home and found a beer cap in the hallway that im gonne get bitched out over, but whatever. It was worth the pussy.

For the record, im not fat.

By the way. We fucked tonight.

She was at home with one of her friends and me and my buddy drove his truck to her house, picked them up, took them back to my place, got drunk, and nailed them. My parents came home and found a beer cap in the hallway, but whatever. It was worth the pussy.

For the record, im not fat.

Liar.

Liar.

Im not.

EDIT: she was a REALLY bad kisser.. she kept biting my mouth and lips, like she oculdnt keep her mouth open or something.

Before I got my bike, it was almost 2 miles to college and 2 miles back.
Cmon, asking whether or not to walk the distance is silly.

lmao, lazy shits on here...
I ride over 4 miles on my push bike to see a girl who i get nothing from! She is a friend and i like the exercise, sometimes i even take her home from my house on the back of it and then ride home again, which is 8 miles, 4 of which i am pulling someone elses weight!

Think about it, 8 miles to see a friend.. and get nothing..?
1 mile for sex..?

Whatever. Its not like its the only ass I can get. And still, i got it :)

i would walk 10 miles to hit that.

yeah, i'd do it...I wish my Girlfriend lived that close

...shame the sex wouldn't even last that...I mean, I go like a fucking jackhammer and i need some self-control lol :p

Depend....I've done that when I was 13 years old. The bitch said she wanted my cock and told me to come over. By the time I got there, she was NOT HOME!


I don't trust bitches with sex.

has anyone concidered that hes disabled and cant walk?

or he's gay i dont really care, but hes probably bullshitting if HE CANT WALK A FUCKING MILE FOR SEX hes obviously a fat fuck .

Where do you go to school?

Going into my senior year, wont tell you where exactly, but last year(my junior year) I went to LVA.

lol now you have AIDS. :D

Going into my senior year, wont tell you where exactly, but last year(my junior year) I went to LVA.

Tell me faggot. Durango?

she was a REALLY bad kisser.. she kept biting my mouth and lips, like she oculdnt keep her mouth open or something.

Dude, she was trying to tell you to use some breath freshener.......

And sorry you didn't get head - mabey you should have used some freshener down there too...

And for the record, I think your full of shit. Finding pics on MySpace and making up some lame story doesn't mean anything on the net. In fact, it has just lowered your profile on Totse considerably!

Yes, I'd walk a mile. I'd walk ten miles.
Hell, I'd walk sixty miles. Grab a condom and go, you lazy fuck.

I still think you're a fatty.

And I feel like a loser, my fastest mile time is 5:05.

Dude, she was trying to tell you to use some breath freshener.......

And sorry you didn't get head - mabey you should have used some freshener down there too...

And for the record, I think your full of shit. Finding pics on MySpace and making up some lame story doesn't mean anything on the net. In fact, it has just lowered your profile on Totse considerably!

Shut up. Just shut up.

Dont be mad because I get pussy while youre on the computer all day. And yes, they are from myspace. Would rather have me pull pictures out of my ass? I dont have pictures WITH her, though I have pictures of myself with the girl in the middle in the 2nd picture at homecoming, if that makes you feel better.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h276/analdisco69/CIMG0332.jpg

Now if you dont believe thats me, go search for posts of me posting pictures of myself.

EDIT: And im glad I didnt get head. Sex is better :P

Damn kids are lazy these days. I've had to bike 7-8 miles to get some birthday sex and then bike back home too. I've walked like 5 miles when it was like 20 degrees out without even getting a hug. When I don't have a car I have to walk 4-5 miles to get into town. Man up, walk a mile, get laid, have a victory smoke while you eat a sandwhich and then go to bed.

lol ...

mr darwin says your bloodline is coming to an end.

dude, the girl in the middle in the second picture is the girl in all 3 pics. you say you don't have pics of you with her, but you just posted one. do you not know who the hell you were fucking? i suppose being drunk would have contributed...

dude that's sad, i run cross country and the minimum miles i RUN a day is 3, most 10....and i run every now and then (once a week probably) to TALK to my g/f at her house. weird situation. but still. if your doing it for sex? im gonna have to ask you, what's your problem?

Edit: oh, yeah she lives 6miles away. so that's 12 total to go there and back incase you cant do math.

I'd walk ten miles to fuck that girl. She's hot. Theres something wrong with you just for having to ask.

Wow the thread title says a lot.

Honestly it looks like Ive seen her before.

are you stupid?

It seems like u may be a little nervous and using laziness as a way to act uninterested and cover up. I used to do that, you really should just act on it before she moves on shes cute.

GOD DAMMIT

I already mentioned that we did it!

.....and if you live in Las Vegas, you should be used to it. I'm sorry....you DRIVE everywhere in an air conditioned car.

What the fuck's wrong with driving a car. I'd never walk again, all Christopher Reeves-like, if I didn't have to.

1. walk the damn mile.
2. if you get sweaty, shower with her :p
3. nice job on nailing her
4. yea, sex is better than head
5. (thumbs up)

Job well done Pusifer. +1

Your too lazy to walk a mile? Dude, I'm surpised you can even find enough energy for sex.

you must be the worst fuck ever.

Walking one mile = Sex. Jesus Christ, what is there to even think about?

Holy shit, I would walk 100 miles uphill for that ass.

Edit - Well, I would probably get impatient along the way so... walk almost a mile and sprint the rest of the way!

Yes, yes I would.

Damn must be a troll... I havent got a piece in a month, but even if I was getting some every day, I would walk a mile for that easily. 15 minutes to walk there...

Fuck who wouldnt do that. Food and sex, jesus...

I'd crawl a mile for sex.

When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

/thread

100!!

And yes.

I would snowshoe, naked, through a minefield, for NSA sex.

-N-

I would bear crawl for a mile, for a handjob without lube.