sup, visiting calie from austin. and i decided to get this chick, seeing the most buitiful girl so far working at a mexican restraunt where i went when i first got here. I decided that I want to get to know her better, and have her show me around calie.

But anyway, heres my plan to get her...let me know what you think and what I should do differently.

1. order
2. eat
3. walk back to the register to pay and get her to lean forward to wisper something in her ear....that something is "I have a special tip for you in my pocket, but in order to get it...I wan't you to close your eyes..good...now stick out your right hand and put what I give to you in your pocket for later"
4. What I give to her is a letter saying to meet me out side.
5. if she comes out side then I have done good so far.
6. if not, forget it, no hard done.

7.talk about California and how I am new to town. ask whats there to do and what to see, and ease the showing me there if its that good kind of idea in.

8. Fin

What do yall think, crafty, no, yes, smart, dumb, no, yes, w/e just post your first reaction to every line.

Sounds creepy. Pepper spray.

Its one of them things that can either go really well or really bad...
Maybe you should like introduce yourself and actually talk to her before you try this?
Oh i dunno, worth a shot i guess :)

thats so stupid it might just work! no wait its so stupid its fucking dumb

Took the words out of my mouth.

*puts head in hands* No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Chances are you'd sound like a creepy pimp or a rapist. Either way is bad. Trying to pick up a girl like that: Not going to work. If you're really unlucky, she might even ring the cops.

Rethink your plan. Now.

Everyone above me is right; except the EvilFurby bozo.

NOPE. That plan is stupid, and you're going to sound like a dork if you say "but in order to get it". Why don't you just ask for her phone number?

You sound like a rapist. Special tip in my pocket?

How about asking her out =/?

"When do you get off work"


You fucking retard

What the fuck is Calie?

Maaan I swear only the out of state people call it that.

Oh and your plan sounds like shit, rethink it.

What happened to the good old days of totse, back when awful ideas were jokingly encouraged in hopes that they'd be carried out.

Personally, I say go for it.

and who gave you the authority to judge who is right and wrong....? ;)

1. Since when is there an 'e' in California?
2. Telling her you have a "special tip in your pocket" will get you maced.

Lol, lol, lol at the 'special tip in your pocket'

i think your gonna get arrested

Yea effectively asking for an Schneidy pocket wank at the till!!! thats insane you will get maced or injured.

Just try and be suave but not an asshole, start off some small talk such as "so, where are the best places to hang out around here?" or some shit, and then slowly break into a short convo, and " hey, you wanna head over there after work?"

I don't know, I'm just pulling these ideas out my ass, however they are better than your original "special tip" idea . Fucking hell, that was absimal.

I suppose you'll be doing this wearing nothing but a raincoat and dark sunglasses, right? If the lure of a "special tip in your pocket" actually gets you sex with this girl, you are either way too smooth and good-looking to be on Totse or she is painfully desperate and can't be much of a catch. Please, anything but "special tip in my pocket," I beg of you, but if you *must* use that line, for the love of God have a friend discreetly videotape the whole scene and post it.