so, partly for shits a gigglez and partly to see what would happen I posted an ad in the casual encounters section at craigslist, in lesss than six hours I already got two, one from a bi dude(not interested) and one from this chick, who seems pretty cool and I've always wanted to have sex with an older woman.
the message she sent me is like this.

kool ad,

You just can't go wrong with not having affixed the vertiginously shot overexposed cock pic.. who likes them?

Anyway, i'mm 33 (young looking - get id'ed a lot), and like hooking up with cute smart funny indie boy's while i'm here studying (go home to europe in august), so i guess i have to be responsible then - bah!

So i've included a broken toy pic (headless) if you wanna send any reicprocally that would be kool


Now since I've never done this whole craigslist thing before can someone out there give me some pointers on what to say, I'm bad at flirting, but e-flirting.... I't just seems weird to me but I got to do it.
any really good help I get will be reciprocated with +1's

<+>

'kool'

That chick can not be 33.


I declair teenage boy and shennanigans.


Be cafefull if you do meet up with this..lady. And take protection, in the way of a machette. Or two.

tahts, one of the other optons I didn't really want to think about, damnit thanks for getting me all paro(short for paranoia)

Ok i don't know if you said that you're 13 years old or that she's 13 years older than you so im gonna assume your younger.

Ok well first off make sure its not a dude. How? Web cam, phone, anything to make you a little more secure that shes not lying. Secondly, if she's on craigslist and stuff, you're not gonna really have to do a whole lot of flirting....just tell her that you want to have sex with her she seems really nice etc....ask her what kind of stuff (sex) she's into.

This is important! I don't want you getting raped by a 40 year old pedo and then getting hacked to bits. So: arrange a meeting first, say your not sure if you wanna go all the way the first time or arrange a date thing first...say that first you just want to meet her. Arrange for a public place. PUBLIC place. Once you meet her and everything is cool, then you can worry about getting down and dirty, which from the way she seems probably wont be very hard. just tell her what you want, ask her what she wants, etc.

Oh and make sure this is sometihng you actually want to do.

I saw she sent a pic? Post it fool!

seriously pics or gtfo lol

I wish I could, forgot to mention that part yeah the pic didn't get sent.. so now I'm starting to think of this more as a fake... anyway to find out?

Just tell her you the photo didn't work, and ask her to resend it. It's not rocket science.

you fool, it is probably some gay guy fucking with you

most people who shop for things on craigslist are tards anyways, I am so fucking sick of people who aren't seriously interested in my shit asking me all kinds of questions and demanding more pics

Heh, tell me how it works out. I was always under the suspicion that these people were all either prostitutes making some ads, pedophiles, or gay rapists.

Well, in my area, there's a lot of 40 year old self-proclaimed MILFs. I'm pretty sure they're free, but that's due to the fact that no decent person would have them.

The woman could be 33 and look young, but it's far more likely she's 33 and just gave you a really old picture :o

Ahhh! I knew a kid who would get locals to show up at starbucks so he could examine the merchandise and then just take off with their gear.

I have no idea what has become of him in recent months...

Not completely relevent, but that gives you some idea of the people who can lurk around there.

yeah so just got another one, this one was pretty short just a "hey sexy" and a pic. this one to be precise.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/anna1.jpg

Oh my. Fuck her, fuck her till your penis is about to fall off :o

Oh my. Fuck her, fuck her till your penis is about to fall off :o

Do it and post pics. That is one hot tamale!

Do it and post pics. That is one hot tamale!

yes.

5char

Speak to her on the phone first, and get her to send a picture with a sign saying your name. If she has a webcam, get her on it. Can't be too careful.

holy shit man.

Dont be silly.
THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET!



Do be carefull man, I know pictures are important and all, but you dont know how long ago that pic might have been taken and if she's got really FAT since then. You also dont even know if that actually is her!


Get her to write your name on her testicles, that way you'll know for sure.

Well, I know where to go if I'll ever need a spare kidney from some young gullible guy

yeah, so today I got the pic from the 33 year old today, pretty hot.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/hottie.jpg

im just a sex machine, just a sex machine... oh-yeah!

Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to say it...

You're not old until you're fourty. Even then, who cares? It's pussy. The more you get the better.

Fat pussy, old pussy, crazy pussy, tight pussy, loose pussy, hairy pussy, bald pussy, bleeding pussy. It's a warm, wet hole for Crissake! Fuck her. Fuck her for all of us. Make sure to fuck her again, and again. Halfway through it say "I have AIDS." right in her ear. It will be hillarious.

-H4T3

Why would someone as good lookig as her need craigslist? Ask her if she has AIDS, etc.

If you do, in fact, go through with it, tell her you're into pictures... So you have evidence...

well if she has AIDS I'll use a condom.
and I'll try and get pic's don't worry.

trying doesn't cut it.

fine, I'll tell her it's for a science project or something.

haha.....i posted one of those once (joke with my friend), i woke up the next morning and had 100+ emails...and im really not even that attractive. like half of them were over 50 and most sent me pictures of their 'manhood'...it was mildly disturbing. i actually ended up talking to one guy and told him the whole story and we met for coffee.....life is funny.

anywayyyy...make sure those women aren't men. and if they're not, wrap it up.

well, durr. your a girl I'm assuming.

I've learned something from craigslist and life itself, men, even gay men search for sex a lot more than women, per day theres about 60 ad's for guys looking for sex and maybe one or two women placing ads.

hopefully I lucked out and got at least one real woman who is remotely good looking.

you would have saved yourself time and effort just typing paranoia.

And she "always gets I.D'd" maybe she's underage and just wants to keep all her options open? Dun dun Dun Duuuun!

Also! the two pics: the first ones clearly not white, the second pic is a white chick. Somethings not right.

you would have saved yourself time and effort just typing paranoia.

And she "always gets I.D'd" maybe she's underage and just wants to keep all her options open? Dun dun Dun Duuuun!

Also! the two pics: the first ones clearly not white, the second pic is a white chick. Somethings not right.

I thought I was the only one who thought of this.

you would have saved yourself time and effort just typing paranoia.

Also! the two pics: the first ones clearly not white, the second pic is a white chick. Somethings not right.

thats because they are two different people one is 33 years old(apparantly) and the other is just some random chick.

She doesn't look that white in the second one.

I hate you kirk....

im gonna start negarepping if we dont get more pics in here

I hate you kirk....

Oh, heh, right, I hadn't read your post.

That was really dumb of me.

Sorry.

thats because they are two different people one is 33 years old(apparantly) and the other is just some random chick.

I still think it's odd.

Oh, heh, right, I hadn't read your post.

That was really dumb of me.

Sorry.

s'okay.

guess I'll forgive you...this time.
{cue maniacal laughter}

I met a girl on craigslist once...

Ah, but those were happier times.

USE COMMON SENSE
1. There are no hot girls on the internet, except pornstars(lulz)
2. A girl of even half the quality that the pics display shouln't have any trouble picking up a guy so why the fuck is she on Criegs list
3. The picture discreptency

Allow me to elaborate on my previous post.

I met a girl on craigslist once. It was in the casual encounters section, but she just wanted someone to watch a movie with. We exchanged a few pictures, and she looked cute. A little heavy, but cute. So I went over, and oh man...she had the most amazing bed i've ever seen. Tempurpedic with huge pillars on each corner. And also, she wasn't even a little chunky. Not even a little bit. She had a face that I could wake up next to for a long time. And we just cuddled and watched the movie, even though it sucked. And it was just instantly comfortable. More so then my ex who I was with for over a year, and used to sleep with(sleep sleep, not sex) on a regular basis. It's just that she was a nurse, and her schedule is busy, so I guess she turned to craigslist. The wierd part is...in the morning, she told me she was having trouble finding veins at work, so she took me into the living room, sat me down, and she gave me an IV. That was wierd.

As long as you meet her in a place other than her house, it can't go wrong. If she's ugly, just bail.

Agreed. But when you bail, at least have enough respect for her to bail in a spectacular fashion. (http://www.makezine.com/blog/jetpack_485.jpg)

nice, double nice.
and might I say..hoooooot
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/hot2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/hot1.jpg


yeah, thats the 33 year old.

bow-shick-wow-wahhhh

Holy fuck, when're you gonna hurry up and do this already?

I want to, and I wil but she is and I quote " got till thurs 'till my school finishes and i'm in my final year.. So after outragous amt;s of procrastination i gotta cram it all in : exam's/three yr business plan/presentation/ study for a practical"

guess I'll still have to be best friends with my hand till then

Tell her you'll help her "cram it all in".:D

Keep us updated and tell us how it all works out

what he said

don't worry everyone, I'll keep you all updated.

ughhh just woke up.

oh god, just got a new email from a new girl she seems much younger than 33, says she likes short guys (part of my ad) and she's 5'6 and works downtown.

oh yeah and heres her pic.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/maria.jpg

Dude, where do you live?

kay, so Im going to go meet the newest chick, tommorow.
why you ask, welllllll. this.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/mariabox.jpg

taken by her ex.

don't forget to give me a +1 for big pimpin.

epic thread!

you should give us a link to your ad, im kind of curious to see how you tried to hook em haha.

i know. I want to see it

jus make sure to bag your shit up... finding sluts to fuck online is like swimming in a pool of STD's.

Agreed

I'd advise asking for a scan of some sort of personal I.D.

Reasons for this are twofold:

1) Make sure she is real, and not the kind of joke (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/RFJason_CL_Experiment) post (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/5335054.stm) people would put on there.

2) You would know her age, and be able to be sure that it's not someone underaged overexaggerating for a convincer.

Just explain to her that it's only for safety, and that you'd do the same for her sake.

Can't see her face in most of those, be careful

If you want to be particularly cunning check the timestamp on the first picture and compare it with the clock.

I can't fucking sleep due to caffeine and earlier naps so I'll analyse this more.

I'd advise serious caution. As Pilsu said, the face is shown in only one of them.

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4304/bigzm1.jpg

Note: Different rooms in each. Nothing unusual, but suspicious.

Compare the dimples in the belly between 1 and 4. The fatness of the fingers between 3 and 5, breast shape between 1, 3 and 4.

The colour of the skin changes in all of them, especially in 2. This can happen with light levels and camera settings, though.

the pussy picture is from a different girl, not the first one

I think 1, 2, and 3 are different people, but 1, 4, and 5 look like the same person.

soo with your pic analysis.
1, 4, and 5
all the same person, the 33 yearold.
2
is the girl that texted me today and said she wants to have sex tommorow, I am starting to have doubts about her claim
3
she emailed me once, I emiled her back and I haven't heard from her since, probably false id.

anyway I hope this one tommorow works out, I have't gotten laid in like 8 months.

also one of you was asking for my add; here it is.

http://toronto.craigslist.org/cas/357995011.html

thank you and have a good night......+1

haha this whole thing is pretty classic

good luck pal

haha, what a whore

you're in toronto eh? tell me how it goes ;)

god-DAMN totse, I am not a happy camper.yesterday, the chick I was going to meet up with, emails me one last time; in it she asks if I had any male friends that would want to have a threesome, I said no and haven't heard from her since and the last email sent to her, doesn't get sent I get a delivery notification of failure... don't know what the hell that means except that I don't think she's all that intrested anymore.
damn sluts.

I'll go!

Incorrect response: No.

Correct response: Why dont we start out with one of your girlfriends first, then if I find you acceptable, I'll reccomend you to a friend.

well, so concludes that experiment, the 33 year old got to looking at some of my other pictures and only now realised that I look young, I had said in my add that I was 5'3 but failed to also divulge that I look 16-17.

thanks totse, for getting this thread up to 7 pages, I'm the first to say....

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She couldn't tell by looking at your pic? I knew this was way too good to be true...

Silly kid, change your posts per page. This is only 2 pages long.

soo with your pic analysis.

Oh SHIT

Well, like I said, I couldn't sleep.

http://www.lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg