I have a pretty big dick, maybe 7 inches. but the problem is, my dick isn't perfectly straight. it's more like, say, not quite the bend of a bow (i.e. bow and arrow) but maybe half or a third that bent, plus it leans a little to the left. would this gross a girl out? it seems to me that it would.

p.s. it is circumcised. and i shave the whole area clean every day or two. (if that's any help)

Damn jews.

thats nasty. but ive heard its normal. if ur with a girl who really hasnt seen too many dicks she may be surprised.

normal.


you should of just drawn a ms-paint image instead of that odd description which made me picture it.

i dont feel like it... but ill take pics. too bad i just whacked it so i cant get another boner for a while. maybe ill post a pic tomorrow. :/ sorry about that.

the bow and arrow comparison was an exaggeration

Some guys have dicks that curve up, but mine is so heavy it hangs down.

so that's your excuse :p

Not abnormal at all.

Not abnormal at all.

Good.

also, do girls find it gross when guys jizz a lot? because i produce a lot :/ it seems nasty to me but i don't know about girls

Good.

also, do girls find it gross when guys jizz a lot? because i produce a lot :/ it seems nasty to me but i don't know about girls

Who cares what they think? They'll take it anyways.

so that's your excuse :p

Why else would my fat cock hang low?

7 inches is considered big? I'm only 15 and mines 6 3/4. Mine's not completely straight either. I didn't notice until i looked at myself in the mirror with a boner:D.

Ive got same size slight bend to the left. It doesn't matter a fucking thing to a girl and they probably wouldnt notice even while fucking or whatever. Someone told me it bends from wearing jeans too much. meh....

i have the same thing...about 7 1/2 inches. But yeah its normal, it must just be the guys with big'uns

im 16 jackass

I don't have any problem with mine, but I wanna see pics.. ( and no I'm not gay or a troll...)

Hah, the things I come to expect from S&A :) They no longer surprise me. I'm suprised nobody here uses the ol' "Link, pic, or STFU".

Anyways, you're fine. If a girl complains, just tell her to STFU and proceed with the business.

Zaknafein.

Hah, the things I come to expect from S&A :) They no longer surprise me. I'm suprised nobody here uses the ol' "Link, pic, or STFU".

Anyways, you're fine. If a girl complains, just tell her to STFU and proceed with the business.

Zaknafein.

lol "stfu *smack*"

7 inches is considered big? I'm only 15 and mines 6 3/4. Mine's not completely straight either. I didn't notice until i looked at myself in the mirror with a boner.



im 16 jackass

and im 15

im 16 jackass


Fuck you. I had no way of knowing that you are 16. You can't just act like I should already know, because I have no way to know.

Fuck you. I had no way of knowing that you are 16. You can't just act like I should already know, because I have no way to know.

You don't do research before every post? You're a dumbfuck (I've done the research to prove in a court of law that you're a dumbfuck)!

A penis is a penis, and a bendy penis is a penis too.

No need to worry about it babe.

Fuck you. I had no way of knowing that you are 16. You can't just act like I should already know, because I have no way to know.

calm down man

if you guys still want pictures say something but i kind of dont want to take them unless someone actually has a reason

Mine is pretty straight and i'm 7.87401575 inches, according to google.

Dude, my penis bends up a little, to the north.

what kind of pansy ass faggot are you? you shave your entire dick every 2 days? are you a little girl?

GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HAIRY. are guys turning into girls? will the males of society one day also own 500000 bottles of product, shave their legs and shriek at mice?
the end is near...

oh btw, bent penii are fine...in fact the bend can give you character, that she'll think back later on about and smile. or wince, however you work it. good luck soldier.

and yea, shaving it will exaggerate the bend. try some subtle trimming, no?

Its completely normal. You have absolutely nothing to worry about. In fact, my penis goes a bit to the left as well. Half the time, chicks don't even notice.

Good.

also, do girls find it gross when guys jizz a lot? because i produce a lot :/ it seems nasty to me but i don't know about girls


Two words: Peter North.

what kind of pansy ass faggot are you? you shave your entire dick every 2 days? are you a little girl?

i still have a bigger dick than you

That's weird... is there anyone's that goes to the right?

It's just so many people have posted so far to the left.

As far as i know, which way it bends depends on which hand you use most for wanking. like right handed people's go to the left and vice versa. anyone else find this?

mines to the right ( im not left handed, i just cant use the mouse with my left hand!)

Fuck you. I had no way of knowing that you are 16. You can't just act like I should already know, because I have no way to know.

That shit's trippin me out.

As far as i know, which way it bends depends on which hand you use most for wanking.

O shit you're right

I was watching an episode of Badiel and Skinner Unplanned a few years ago. Frank Skinner asked all men in the audience who hang to the left to raise a hand. I was amazed at the amount of hands going up. Ive always hung to the left, and had a slight bend in my dick. Ive never had a complaint, or comment, on it.

My girlfriend actually told me she had never noticed a curve in it, when I drunkenly brought up the subject one day.

When I was in my teens, this plagued me. I really thought I was abnormal. You've nothing to worry about.

As long as it doesn't look like that alf-dick some guy posted a while ago I think you'll be ok.