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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-06-18, 23:30
Lucrecia Lucrecia is offline
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Default gah... lay me out

So I'm a 16 yr. old virgin. The most sexual thing I've done is give head.

I really want to get laid. And I want it to be with a friend, not just some random guy or anything. But I know none of my guy friends would be up for it (I almost got one guy to do it once, the guy I sucked off. But it wouldn't work again). Either they're taken, or they'd think I was slutty for trying without having some sort of romantic interest (or they're grimy manwhores who are probably ridden with STDs).

Any guy who's expressed interest in me is... blecchh. I'm sort of a freak magnet (because I'm friendly to people who are otherwise shunned, and they realize I'm the only socially accepted female who will talk to them). So waiting for someone to come to me isn't really an option, seeing as they've all been people I try to avoid.

I'd just sit at home and take care of this myself, but I don't really like petting my bunnies... creeps me out a little.

So, what do I do? Pretend I'm into a guy? Just flirt with a friend until he loosens up? Make new friends? Stop being so picky and just find a nice acquaintance who'd have me? (though I'd rather not go that route)

Any form of advice appreciated.
 #2 
Old 2007-06-18, 23:32
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

I'm hoping you're a chick, but knowing S&A, you might not be Mad
 #3 
Old 2007-06-18, 23:32
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littleton colorado
Default Re: gah... lay me out

post and a pic and we'll let you know whether the guys are mest up, or you.
 #4 
Old 2007-06-18, 23:32
WonkierBubble WonkierBubble is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

Wow i wish i was there
 #5 
Old 2007-06-18, 23:37
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

Come to papa, baby.

Edit: Normally I just post that as an automatic response. But man, I've always wanted a virgin...Le sigh.
 #6 
Old 2007-06-18, 23:48
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Ohio
Default Re: gah... lay me out

I'll lay you out.

No seriously, I'm guessing your out of school and its going to be harder to meet people in the summer. Much harder. I doubt you're going to accomplish anything this summer. Next school year dress slutty and that will work. At least you'll get to know their name first.

Besides that, the way you put it you sound like your "out of the league" of the guys you like. Ok, this makes sense. They think you look to good for them and that makes you a slut. I've seen and encountered that situation before. I think you need to up your own standards and wait it out. Those socially shunned people are shunned for a reason. Its good your being nice but most high school aged guys arn't nice. Nice like that anyways (especially in my area, everbodys a cock.)

I've edited this response several times and I don't feel like re-reading it, so its going to be flipping back and forth on what its talking about. K thnx.
 #7 
Old 2007-06-18, 23:55
Havoc737903 Havoc737903 is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

I'd fuck you.
 #8 
Old 2007-06-19, 00:01
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

Where you at? I'm sure we could work something out.
 #9 
Old 2007-06-19, 00:08
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

I call troll, no woman would actually post that.
 #10 
Old 2007-06-19, 00:11
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littleton colorado
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocko
I call troll, no woman would actually post that.

interesting... quite the quandary. very possibly a troll.
 #11 
Old 2007-06-19, 00:14
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Florida, US
Default Re: gah... lay me out

interesting... quite the quandary. very possibly a troll.

I've never seen her troll before.
 #12 
Old 2007-06-19, 00:16
silverballs silverballs is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocko
I call troll, no woman would actually post that.


Man i know a 15yr old girl who said to me she's either getting drunk or getting laid,she got both.

but it wasnt me,that fucker stole my woman Mad
 #13 
Old 2007-06-19, 00:17
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littleton colorado
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I've never seen her troll before.
well i based my judgment only on my prior knowledge. but since you have a more extensive knowledge of the poster's here than me, i'll have to take your word.
 #14 
Old 2007-06-19, 00:18
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littleton colorado
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Man i know a 15yr old girl who said to me she's either getting drunk or getting laid,she got both.

but it wasnt me,that fucker stole my woman Mad
you should've kept ur eye on her like a hawk
 #15 
Old 2007-06-19, 02:16
Nwalmaer Nwalmaer is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

Just talk to people

sooner or later youll bump into a guy who suits what your after ;)
 #16 
Old 2007-06-19, 02:21
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

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Originally Posted by Lucrecia
So I'm a 16 yr. old virgin. The most sexual thing I've done is give head.

I really want to get laid. And I want it to be with a friend, not just some random guy or anything. But I know none of my guy friends would be up for it (I almost got one guy to do it once, the guy I sucked off. But it wouldn't work again). Either they're taken, or they'd think I was slutty for trying without having some sort of romantic interest (or they're grimy manwhores who are probably ridden with STDs).

Any guy who's expressed interest in me is... blecchh. I'm sort of a freak magnet (because I'm friendly to people who are otherwise shunned, and they realize I'm the only socially accepted female who will talk to them). So waiting for someone to come to me isn't really an option, seeing as they've all been people I try to avoid.

I'd just sit at home and take care of this myself, but I don't really like petting my bunnies... creeps me out a little.

So, what do I do? Pretend I'm into a guy? Just flirt with a friend until he loosens up? Make new friends? Stop being so picky and just find a nice acquaintance who'd have me? (though I'd rather not go that route)

Any form of advice appreciated.


Lol, put yourself on a corner in something slutty, you know cut up pantie hoes, red lipstick smeared like you've been giving head all day, and then just wait for a Jon to pull up. Tell him you'll fuck for $100, and suck him for $40. Bring condoms, problem solved.
 #17 
Old 2007-06-19, 03:22
Lucrecia Lucrecia is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

You wanted a pic, so here:

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/1004/moiqj6.jpg

my mild acne has since cleared.

idk... I'm not hideous and I don't have b.o., so... meh. Dunno.

And no, no trolling. Just... how would you put it... lonely? Or hormonal... something like that lol.
 #18 
Old 2007-06-19, 03:39
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

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Originally Posted by Lucrecia
You wanted a pic, so here:

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/1004/moiqj6.jpg

my mild acne has since cleared.

idk... I'm not hideous and I don't have b.o., so... meh. Dunno.

And no, no trolling. Just... how would you put it... lonely? Or hormonal... something like that lol.


Honestly, different pic other than a myspace angle. I believe I speak for all of totse when I say this.
 #19 
Old 2007-06-19, 04:06
Mechanthrope Mechanthrope is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

Yeah, Myspace-type pictures can be very misleading. And besides, why does "petting your bunnies" creep you out? You've gotta have a lot of sexual frustration.
 #20 
Old 2007-06-19, 04:14
Lucrecia Lucrecia is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

Sorry... It's about the best quality pic I have. I have some here:

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2007432

but they're pretty low-quality.

And idk... something about getting myself off just... feels weird. It feels good, sure, but it makes me a little uneasy. I just... don't like it. I'm kind of afraid of my vagina, it grosses me out a little. But that's all beside the point.
 #21 
Old 2007-06-19, 04:36
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Florida, US
Default Re: gah... lay me out

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucrecia
Sorry... It's about the best quality pic I have. I have some here:

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2007432

but they're pretty low-quality.

And idk... something about getting myself off just... feels weird. It feels good, sure, but it makes me a little uneasy. I just... don't like it. I'm kind of afraid of my vagina, it grosses me out a little. But that's all beside the point.


I'm not looking through 65 pages for your pic...

But seriously, just come to papa. You want it. I want it. Lets make it happen.
 #22 
Old 2007-06-19, 04:41
Kipperelly Slash/ed Kipperelly Slash/ed is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

Any guy who's expressed interest in me is... blecchh. I'm sort of a freak magnet (because I'm friendly to people who are otherwise shunned, and they realize I'm the only socially accepted female who will talk to them). So waiting for someone to come to me isn't really an option, seeing as they've all been people I try to avoid.

I'd just sit at home and take care of this myself, but I don't really like petting my bunnies... creeps me out a little.



Damnit, I'm in the same fucking boat.
 #23 
Old 2007-06-19, 05:34
silverballs silverballs is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

OP methinks your in the wrong "clique"
half of everyone i know has fuckbuddies that were originally just friends.

Meh just get drunk and flirt with some guy,personally i'd steal your innocence.
 #24 
Old 2007-06-19, 05:45
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Valhalla
Default Re: gah... lay me out

Why can't I find willing chicks in Canada? Seriously, even my ex-girlfriends are starting to look good.

I have a funny story about a special ex-girlfriend of mine, but that's a story for another day, when I'm well rested.

What about this guy, he seems nice enough: http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8445/mejumpingzacheg9.jpg
 #25 
Old 2007-06-19, 20:40
Lucrecia Lucrecia is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rykoshet
Why can't I find willing chicks in Canada? Seriously, even my ex-girlfriends are starting to look good.

I have a funny story about a special ex-girlfriend of mine, but that's a story for another day, when I'm well rested.

What about this guy, he seems nice enough: http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8445/mejumpingzacheg9.jpg


He's taken. Not that I didn't try anyway... And it almost worked. But he's a decent person, which squashed my plans.
 #26 
Old 2007-06-19, 21:12
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

judging by your pic you don't have that intangible "sexxxy" quality. It'd help if your lips were more pouty and you wore eyeshadow. Get some fake tits too, and maybe some ass enhancement surgery. Then practice bulemia but try not to throw up. If you throw up, you'll be losing weight and if you don't you'll disable your gag reflex.

I should open a school for virgins called Cherry Pop academy.
 #27 
Old 2007-06-19, 22:57
missing_cipher missing_cipher is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

Get drunk.
Get high.
Get fucked.
 #28 
Old 2007-06-19, 23:10
freeRadical freeRadical is offline
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Default Re: gah... lay me out

1. Get drunk.
2. Get high.
3. Get fucked.
4. ?????????
5. Profit!!!!!

Fixed.
 
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