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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-06-18, 21:41
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My dad is a fucking douche bag
Ok. so my faggot ass dad is soem muscular dude intow working out and shit. he lke barely eats. so he expects me to eat like him.
It pisses me off so bad. im starving right now i havent ate anything today. and its already 4pm.
I have nothing in my fridge.
my head hurts so bad
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#2
 2007-06-18, 21:43
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
and oh yeah hes goign to the groccery store so he cna get food for his stupid ass girl friend to cook for us.
AND HER COOKING IS THE WORS SHIT IVE EVER TATSED.
I mean is it so hard to aleats make a mediocre meal.
not fucking make some spaggetti noodles and throw some salsa on it and serve me that as my only meal of the day
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#3
 2007-06-18, 21:45
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
get your gang to feed you, you thug. i thought you had money. even if you dont have money just go to a store and steal some shit.
and why is this in S&A?
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#4
 2007-06-18, 21:46
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
Yes...It would seem that your dad is in fact a douche bag.
Switch his steroids with oestrogen pills and watch the fun.
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#5
 2007-06-18, 21:46
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
Quick fix: get a job
Also, unless you want to have sex with your father, or his girlfriend, how is this S&A?
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#6
 2007-06-18, 21:47
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
what the fuck?
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#7
 2007-06-18, 21:48
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
i hope you starve to death. beaner.
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#8
 2007-06-18, 21:49
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
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Originally Posted by bailoutaccount
Quick fix: get a job
Also, unless you want to have sex with your father, or his girlfriend, how is this S&A?
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#9
 2007-06-18, 22:01
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
I'm willing to give you some advice I learned from my parents. Buy your own fucking food.
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#10
 2007-06-18, 22:01
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
Some people just love to Bitch and Moan
Zaknafein.
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#11
 2007-06-18, 22:40
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
and why is this in S&A?
Because we take 'affection' to cover all parent/children issues.
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#12
 2007-06-18, 23:23
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
You should try eating like your dad, fatass, you'll look and feel better.
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#13
 2007-06-19, 01:40
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
It's kind of the same with my parents, except I'm a vegetarian and they're completely against it. And I tend to eat only fresh foods, while my parents get take out every night.
Just something you gotta deal with, don't let your dad force his lifestyle on you.
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#14
 2007-06-19, 02:03
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
become a cannibal & eat your little aborted fetus you were so proud of yesterday
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#15
 2007-06-19, 02:14
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
Ok. so my faggot ass dad is soem muscular dude intow working out and shit. he lke barely eats. so he expects me to eat like him.
It pisses me off so bad. im starving right now i havent ate anything today. and its already 4pm.
I have nothing in my fridge.
my head hurts so bad
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Stay in school, learn to cook for yourself, get a fucking job, and shut the fuck up.
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#16
 2007-06-19, 03:39
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
there isnt anything to cook in the fridge.
ok my dads girl friend sttemped to make dinner. fucking gross.
she made like some salad with a wierd dressing and taht natsy feta chesse with strips of meat in it.
THAT IS NOT A FUCKING MEAL.
come on bitch its not that hard.
Make some fucking kraft mac n chesse or some fucking hamburger helper. or some fucking grlled chesse.
not fucking hey lets throw some expensive meat together. oh if it has steak it MUST taste good. NO dumb whore
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#17
 2007-06-19, 03:48
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
there isnt anything to cook in the fridge.
ok my dads girl friend sttemped to make dinner. fucking gross.
she made like some salad with a wierd dressing and taht natsy feta chesse with strips of meat in it.
THAT IS NOT A FUCKING MEAL.
come on bitch its not that hard.
Make some fucking kraft mac n chesse or some fucking hamburger helper. or some fucking grlled chesse.
not fucking hey lets throw some expensive meat together. oh if it has steak it MUST taste good. NO dumb whore
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who sit on their ass and complain, and take it like the bitch they are; and there are those who get up and do something about it. You, are the former.
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#18
 2007-06-19, 03:50
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
im only 15
i cant do shit. i told my dad fuck this lets get mcdonalds. and hes like oh i cant take you out to eat everyday. then i said well shit there isnt anything at home to eat.
i fucking hate eating one meal a day it make sme feel like shit
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#19
 2007-06-19, 04:04
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
im only 15
i cant do shit. i told my dad fuck this lets get mcdonalds. and hes like oh i cant take you out to eat everyday. then i said well shit there isnt anything at home to eat.
i fucking hate eating one meal a day it make sme feel like shit
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So from reading these post it seems that you're incapable of feeding yourself? Correct?
Assuming this is correct, the next course of action to alleviate your pain would be to self-terminate, as in kill yourself...preferably in the next few hours.
For optimal effect use a gun. I bet you'll dad will feel sorry then won't he.
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#20
 2007-06-19, 04:14
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
Since it's not that hard to make some mac n cheese or some grilled cheese or whatever, do it yourself.
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#21
 2007-06-19, 04:17
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
I Am 15 And Do Not Have The Fucking Money To Buy Grocceries
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#22
 2007-06-19, 04:44
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
Steal them. Go to a friend's house. Get a fucking job. You can get a job at 15. I'd have one, but, I don't need one.
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#23
 2007-06-19, 04:51
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
I Am 15 And Do Not Have The Fucking Money To Buy Grocceries
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when I was 15 I was shoplifting regularly. One particularly good night I lifted liquor, cough syrup, hamburgers and the new OutKast CD. That's a party right there.
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#24
 2007-06-19, 05:02
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I thought you guys knew that FNIC was a troll...
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#25
 2007-06-19, 06:01
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
I Am 15 And Do Not Have The Fucking Money To Buy Grocceries
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3. my house is a upper class one
4. im sure i make more money than you
I Can Capitalize The First Letter Of Each Word Too. Aren't I So Cool?
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#26
 2007-06-19, 09:04
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
Kid, just wait until you have to deal with things in the real world.
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#27
 2007-06-19, 10:10
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
Jesus fucking Christ. When I was 13, I was stealing fried chicken, deli sandwiches, chi mi changas, and anything else that the supermarket had in the hot foods/deli section. Then i'd sit at the tables they have set up for people to eat and eat my food and walk out the doors. I would also walk around the store eating random isle snacks. Never once got caught for either thing. Just go to a grocery store, learn where cameras and bathrooms and shit are and steal shit.
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#28
 2007-06-19, 10:37
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
I Can Capitalize The First Letter Of Each Word Too. Aren't I So Cool?
IT'S CALLED ANTI-CAPS LOCK
E: Which apparently doesn't work for me...
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#29
 2007-06-19, 11:42
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
If you're old enough to start doing serious weights, eat a good diet with plenty of protein and completely out do him muscle wise. Then he'll have to respect you.
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#30
 2007-06-19, 13:20
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
there isnt anything to cook in the fridge.
ok my dads girl friend sttemped to make dinner. fucking gross.
she made like some salad with a wierd dressing and taht natsy feta chesse with strips of meat in it.
THAT IS NOT A FUCKING MEAL.
come on bitch its not that hard.
Make some fucking kraft mac n chesse or some fucking hamburger helper. or some fucking grlled chesse.
not fucking hey lets throw some expensive meat together. oh if it has steak it MUST taste good. NO dumb whore
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Okay then fuckhole, if you dont like the fact that someone else is making the effort to make food for your whining greedy ass, shut the fuck up, get the fuck off totse, and go buy your own food.
Your dad may have reared you, but he's under no obligation to spoon feed you.
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#31
 2007-06-19, 13:27
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
IT'S CALLED ANTI-CAPS LOCK
E: Which apparently doesn't work for me...
WHAT? NO FAIR MAN
Hmph 
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#32
 2007-06-19, 13:53
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
you are a dumb piece of shit.
No food? go to a friend's house. Scounge up like 3 bucks and buy some bread and some cheese: make a grilled cheese sandwich.
You dad's girlfriend was GRACIOUS enough to make you some fucking food - eat it. I don't want to hear your fucking bullshit about how its "not a real meal."
guess fucking what, asshole? millions of people given the chance to kill you and take what your dad's girlfriend made would have SLIT YOUR THROAT TO GET THAT FOOD.
Fuck you. Get a job. Get a life. Learn how to cook. Or die because the world has no use for you.
"The strong do as they will, and the weak suffer as they must." - Thucydides
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#33
 2007-06-19, 15:35
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
"The strong do as they will, and the weak suffer as they must." - Thucydides
what about weak people that pretend to be strong?
:(
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#34
 2007-06-19, 15:48
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what about weak people that pretend to be strong?
:(
they get pwned eventually
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#35
 2007-06-19, 15:52
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
You don't have it that bad, my brother's friend and his sister got kicked out of their house by their step-dad for no apparent reason. Indefinately.
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#36
 2007-06-19, 16:02
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Originally Posted by sidewayz6.6
You don't have it that bad, my brother's friend and his sister got kicked out of their house by their step-dad for no apparent reason. Indefinately.
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probably kuz they were lazy and needed a reality check. how old are they?
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#37
 2007-06-19, 20:19
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
get some protein shakes, put PB in it (chocolate flavor protein powder)
tastes delicious
your dad my approve of it
Solution? Y/N?
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#38
 2007-06-19, 22:56
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
probably kuz they were lazy and needed a reality check. how old are they?
18 and 15. The step-dad is just a jerk and won't take care of them. My parents are letting my brother's friend stay with us for the time being, and he said today that his step-dad was trying to get him into an all-out fist fight.
Their neighbor saw his shoes and felt sorry, and took him to go get a new pair of shoes.
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#39
 2007-06-21, 04:23
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Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag
and he said today that his step-dad was trying to get him into an all-out fist fight.
you must live in some place where people suck. call one of those agencies that protect kids from retarded parents. once my sister and i had to do it to put my mom in her place.
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