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 #1 
Old 2007-06-18, 21:41
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Default My dad is a fucking douche bag

Ok. so my faggot ass dad is soem muscular dude intow working out and shit. he lke barely eats. so he expects me to eat like him.
It pisses me off so bad. im starving right now i havent ate anything today. and its already 4pm.
I have nothing in my fridge.
my head hurts so bad
 #2 
Old 2007-06-18, 21:43
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inside your daughter
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and oh yeah hes goign to the groccery store so he cna get food for his stupid ass girl friend to cook for us.
AND HER COOKING IS THE WORS SHIT IVE EVER TATSED.
I mean is it so hard to aleats make a mediocre meal.
not fucking make some spaggetti noodles and throw some salsa on it and serve me that as my only meal of the day
 #3 
Old 2007-06-18, 21:45
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get your gang to feed you, you thug. i thought you had money. even if you dont have money just go to a store and steal some shit.

and why is this in S&A?
 #4 
Old 2007-06-18, 21:46
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East end
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Yes...It would seem that your dad is in fact a douche bag.

Switch his steroids with oestrogen pills and watch the fun.
 #5 
Old 2007-06-18, 21:46
bailoutaccount bailoutaccount is offline
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Quick fix: get a job

Also, unless you want to have sex with your father, or his girlfriend, how is this S&A?
 #6 
Old 2007-06-18, 21:47
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inside your daughter
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what the fuck?
 #7 
Old 2007-06-18, 21:48
Puscifer Puscifer is offline
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i hope you starve to death. beaner.
 #8 
Old 2007-06-18, 21:49
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littleton colorado
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bailoutaccount
Quick fix: get a job

Also, unless you want to have sex with your father, or his girlfriend, how is this S&A?

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 #9 
Old 2007-06-18, 22:01
Spunn Spunn is offline
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I'm willing to give you some advice I learned from my parents. Buy your own fucking food.
 #10 
Old 2007-06-18, 22:01
Zaknafein Zaknafein is offline
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Some people just love to Bitch and Moan

Zaknafein.
 #11 
Old 2007-06-18, 22:40
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: My dad is a fucking douche bag

and why is this in S&A?

Because we take 'affection' to cover all parent/children issues.
 #12 
Old 2007-06-18, 23:23
Fascismo Fascismo is offline
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You should try eating like your dad, fatass, you'll look and feel better.
 #13 
Old 2007-06-19, 01:40
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It's kind of the same with my parents, except I'm a vegetarian and they're completely against it. And I tend to eat only fresh foods, while my parents get take out every night.

Just something you gotta deal with, don't let your dad force his lifestyle on you.
 #14 
Old 2007-06-19, 02:03
tongue me tongue me is offline
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become a cannibal & eat your little aborted fetus you were so proud of yesterday
 #15 
Old 2007-06-19, 02:14
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
Ok. so my faggot ass dad is soem muscular dude intow working out and shit. he lke barely eats. so he expects me to eat like him.
It pisses me off so bad. im starving right now i havent ate anything today. and its already 4pm.
I have nothing in my fridge.
my head hurts so bad


Stay in school, learn to cook for yourself, get a fucking job, and shut the fuck up.
 #16 
Old 2007-06-19, 03:39
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inside your daughter
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there isnt anything to cook in the fridge.
ok my dads girl friend sttemped to make dinner. fucking gross.
she made like some salad with a wierd dressing and taht natsy feta chesse with strips of meat in it.

THAT IS NOT A FUCKING MEAL.

come on bitch its not that hard.
Make some fucking kraft mac n chesse or some fucking hamburger helper. or some fucking grlled chesse.

not fucking hey lets throw some expensive meat together. oh if it has steak it MUST taste good. NO dumb whore
 #17 
Old 2007-06-19, 03:48
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
there isnt anything to cook in the fridge.
ok my dads girl friend sttemped to make dinner. fucking gross.
she made like some salad with a wierd dressing and taht natsy feta chesse with strips of meat in it.

THAT IS NOT A FUCKING MEAL.

come on bitch its not that hard.
Make some fucking kraft mac n chesse or some fucking hamburger helper. or some fucking grlled chesse.

not fucking hey lets throw some expensive meat together. oh if it has steak it MUST taste good. NO dumb whore


There are two kinds of people in this world, those who sit on their ass and complain, and take it like the bitch they are; and there are those who get up and do something about it. You, are the former.
 #18 
Old 2007-06-19, 03:50
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inside your daughter
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im only 15
i cant do shit. i told my dad fuck this lets get mcdonalds. and hes like oh i cant take you out to eat everyday. then i said well shit there isnt anything at home to eat.

i fucking hate eating one meal a day it make sme feel like shit
 #19 
Old 2007-06-19, 04:04
thatcoolkid thatcoolkid is offline
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
im only 15
i cant do shit. i told my dad fuck this lets get mcdonalds. and hes like oh i cant take you out to eat everyday. then i said well shit there isnt anything at home to eat.

i fucking hate eating one meal a day it make sme feel like shit


So from reading these post it seems that you're incapable of feeding yourself? Correct?

Assuming this is correct, the next course of action to alleviate your pain would be to self-terminate, as in kill yourself...preferably in the next few hours.

For optimal effect use a gun. I bet you'll dad will feel sorry then won't he.
 #20 
Old 2007-06-19, 04:14
jackdaniels jackdaniels is offline
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Since it's not that hard to make some mac n cheese or some grilled cheese or whatever, do it yourself.
 #21 
Old 2007-06-19, 04:17
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inside your daughter
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I Am 15 And Do Not Have The Fucking Money To Buy Grocceries
 #22 
Old 2007-06-19, 04:44
jackdaniels jackdaniels is offline
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Steal them. Go to a friend's house. Get a fucking job. You can get a job at 15. I'd have one, but, I don't need one.
 #23 
Old 2007-06-19, 04:51
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
I Am 15 And Do Not Have The Fucking Money To Buy Grocceries


when I was 15 I was shoplifting regularly. One particularly good night I lifted liquor, cough syrup, hamburgers and the new OutKast CD. That's a party right there.
 #24 
Old 2007-06-19, 05:02
Bazzle Bazzle is offline
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I thought you guys knew that FNIC was a troll...
 #25 
Old 2007-06-19, 06:01
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littleton colorado
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
I Am 15 And Do Not Have The Fucking Money To Buy Grocceries


3. my house is a upper class one
4. im sure i make more money than you

Confused Confused Confused

I Can Capitalize The First Letter Of Each Word Too. Aren't I So Cool?
 #26 
Old 2007-06-19, 09:04
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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Kid, just wait until you have to deal with things in the real world.
 #27 
Old 2007-06-19, 10:10
flipskater1092 flipskater1092 is offline
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Jesus fucking Christ. When I was 13, I was stealing fried chicken, deli sandwiches, chi mi changas, and anything else that the supermarket had in the hot foods/deli section. Then i'd sit at the tables they have set up for people to eat and eat my food and walk out the doors. I would also walk around the store eating random isle snacks. Never once got caught for either thing. Just go to a grocery store, learn where cameras and bathrooms and shit are and steal shit.
 #28 
Old 2007-06-19, 10:37
avivsworld avivsworld is offline
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Confused Confused Confused

I Can Capitalize The First Letter Of Each Word Too. Aren't I So Cool?

IT'S CALLED ANTI-CAPS LOCK

E: Which apparently doesn't work for me...
 #29 
Old 2007-06-19, 11:42
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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If you're old enough to start doing serious weights, eat a good diet with plenty of protein and completely out do him muscle wise. Then he'll have to respect you.
 #30 
Old 2007-06-19, 13:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
there isnt anything to cook in the fridge.
ok my dads girl friend sttemped to make dinner. fucking gross.
she made like some salad with a wierd dressing and taht natsy feta chesse with strips of meat in it.

THAT IS NOT A FUCKING MEAL.

come on bitch its not that hard.
Make some fucking kraft mac n chesse or some fucking hamburger helper. or some fucking grlled chesse.

not fucking hey lets throw some expensive meat together. oh if it has steak it MUST taste good. NO dumb whore




Okay then fuckhole, if you dont like the fact that someone else is making the effort to make food for your whining greedy ass, shut the fuck up, get the fuck off totse, and go buy your own food.


Your dad may have reared you, but he's under no obligation to spoon feed you.
 #31 
Old 2007-06-19, 13:27
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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IT'S CALLED ANTI-CAPS LOCK

E: Which apparently doesn't work for me...

WHAT? NO FAIR MAN

HmphConfused
 #32 
Old 2007-06-19, 13:53
Eindringling Eindringling is offline
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you are a dumb piece of shit.

No food? go to a friend's house. Scounge up like 3 bucks and buy some bread and some cheese: make a grilled cheese sandwich.

You dad's girlfriend was GRACIOUS enough to make you some fucking food - eat it. I don't want to hear your fucking bullshit about how its "not a real meal."

guess fucking what, asshole? millions of people given the chance to kill you and take what your dad's girlfriend made would have SLIT YOUR THROAT TO GET THAT FOOD.

Fuck you. Get a job. Get a life. Learn how to cook. Or die because the world has no use for you.

"The strong do as they will, and the weak suffer as they must." - Thucydides
 #33 
Old 2007-06-19, 15:35
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"The strong do as they will, and the weak suffer as they must." - Thucydides

what about weak people that pretend to be strong?
:(
 #34 
Old 2007-06-19, 15:48
Eindringling Eindringling is offline
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what about weak people that pretend to be strong?
:(

they get pwned eventually
 #35 
Old 2007-06-19, 15:52
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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You don't have it that bad, my brother's friend and his sister got kicked out of their house by their step-dad for no apparent reason. Indefinately.
 #36 
Old 2007-06-19, 16:02
Eindringling Eindringling is offline
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Originally Posted by sidewayz6.6
You don't have it that bad, my brother's friend and his sister got kicked out of their house by their step-dad for no apparent reason. Indefinately.


probably kuz they were lazy and needed a reality check. how old are they?
 #37 
Old 2007-06-19, 20:19
Middy Madness Middy Madness is offline
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get some protein shakes, put PB in it (chocolate flavor protein powder)

tastes delicious
your dad my approve of it


Solution? Y/N?
 #38 
Old 2007-06-19, 22:56
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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probably kuz they were lazy and needed a reality check. how old are they?

18 and 15. The step-dad is just a jerk and won't take care of them. My parents are letting my brother's friend stay with us for the time being, and he said today that his step-dad was trying to get him into an all-out fist fight.

Their neighbor saw his shoes and felt sorry, and took him to go get a new pair of shoes.
 #39 
Old 2007-06-21, 04:23
Eindringling Eindringling is offline
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and he said today that his step-dad was trying to get him into an all-out fist fight.


you must live in some place where people suck. call one of those agencies that protect kids from retarded parents. once my sister and i had to do it to put my mom in her place.
 
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