Ok, this isn't you average "h0w do 1 g3+ s3ckz0rz?" post.

I have tried to have sex with this same girl on multiple occasions, and as soon as I get her even remotely undecent, her little brother shows up outta nowhere!

The last time she was dating my ex girlfriends "brother"(they grew up together), and I still managed to get her on top of the kitchen counter topless, and pants un-buttoned, but then her brother gets up...


Aarrggghhh! This is so frustrating! I have taken her out, bought her stuff (really thoughtful stuff... I notice her piece is chipped, without saying anything, I get her a new one, even though I can't smoke herb..) Aaahhh, what do I have to do, short of tying her little brother up, or drugging him? Its like she's always watching him and his friends... I just can't take it anymore! And on top of that, we talk a lot, and I think I might be starting to have feelings for her... Ahhh, HELP! Any advice is appreciated.

Peace.

Uh, don't do it on the kitchen counter, do it in a locked bedroom.


Dumbfuck.

.................Who cried a river and drown the whole world and then she lookes so sad......

Heh...Me and my ex used to fool around at her house all the time. Usually on the living room couch, with her brother around the corner watching tv. He always wanted me to play with him, so the whole time we'd fool around...he'd call out to me to come look at something he wanted to show me.

"Sage. Sage, you missed it!"

Ah, good times...

Perhaps you could send the brother off on jobs? Like, to find your lost wallet... in a field... And tell him not to return until he finds it.

*Shrug* Tough break though. Why does it have to be at her house? If you're such a bad b0y then surely you can go to your house and have her "on the kitchen counter"?

Zaknafein.

Yeah, just go to your place. If her little brother pops up there, just lock him in a cupboard for a while. :D

On a more serious note, you really should go to your place though. It sounds like he won't go away. So if you aren't going to remove him, remove yourselves! Simple!

Whenever my brother's wanted me out of the house so they could secks someone up they'd wait until I was at school and then just take 'em home. Either that or you could send the little fucker to the store or something. How old is the little bastard?

There is a simple solution.

Never, fucking EVER, EVER spell your name like bad_b0y_4_lif3
Because you are officially labeled a fullblown fagtard with minimal human rights you miserable piece of shit!!!!!

And on a serious note, bring a video game for him to play with next time or just bring her to your place.

I'm sure I could, but unfortunatly I'm still in the military... I'm not paying to fly her out just for a piece for a couple days...

I'm moving back across the country in like 3-4 days, and will be a lot closer to her. Only problem is, I'll living with parentals until I can find a decent job. I'm not banging somone on my mothers kitchen counter, that's just disrespectful...

I have a few places I reserve for special dates, but all of them involve a car, I only have an 85 harley... I KNOW I can get this girl, its just a matter of getting the timing and setting right... Any suggestions?

Lock the little pest out of the house.

There is a simple solution.

Never, fucking EVER, EVER spell your name like bad_b0y_4_lif3
Because you are officially labeled a fullblown fagtard with minimal human rights you miserable piece of shit!.

I have had this nick since 2003, I was a 16yo kid @ the time... Blow me.

Oh, the little bro is like 3 or 4, not old enough for video games or school, or anything like that... He's really attached to his sis cause she's practically raised him...

Peace.

Forgive, I didnt think, I just typed.

Then get him a set of Legos.
They take a wihle to build and are great fun once theyre finished.
Tho they can be quite expensive, and hell probably wanna show her when hes finished.
Oh well, have you discussed the issue with the girl in question?

My thoughts exactly.

3 or 4?!?! What the fuck. Just make him take a nap, and if he runs into anything it's not like he'll know what's going on.

Cookie with half a valium stuffed in it some where. Followed by marathon of some cartoon he likes. He won't be leaving that couch/floor/whatever for a looooooong time. Just be sure to have an Epi-pin on hand, just in case.

My thoughts exactly.

2'nd.

2'nd.

I will also admit that I thought of that song immediately as well. I'm pretty sure the OP intended that anyhow.

Molotov that little bitch

He has to sleep sometimes.

I lul'd.

I will also admit that I thought of that song immediately as well. I'm pretty sure the OP intended that anyhow.
4th'd

I will also admit that I thought of that song immediately as well. I'm pretty sure the OP intended that anyhow.

5thed

"and while she looked so sad in photographs...."

5thed

"and while she looked so sad in photographs...."

...I absolutely loved her, when she smiled

I lul'd.

You're welcome. Where in C-Bus do you live because that is where I'm living now.

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her

When she smiles
How many days in a year
She woke up with hope but she only found tears?
I can be so insincere
Making the promises never for real
As long as she stands there waiting
Wearing the holes in the souls of her shoes
How many days disappear?
You look in the mirror so how do you choose?

And the clothes that you wear
Look swell the next day
Your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles

How many lovers would stay?
Just to put up with this shit day after day
How did we wind up this way?
Watching our mouths for the words that we say
As long as we stand here waiting
Wearing the clothes on the souls of our shoes
How do we get there today?
When we're walking too far for the price of her shoes

And the clothes that you wear
Look swell the next day
Your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles

And the clothes that you wear
Look swell the next day
Your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her

This is the story of a girl
Her pretty face she hid from the world
And while she looks so sad and lonely there
I absolutely love her

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles
When she smiles! .

i like that song

i like that song

its catchy. I think i first heard it on the CD NOW 3 or one of thoes.

the very first NOW cds were good then the fucking shitty rap music was all that was on them

its catchy. I think i first heard it on the CD NOW 3 or one of thoes.

Now that's what I call music.

2nd and damn it that isnt too short of a post