Basically guys, when I lost my virginity I laughed in the girls face. For whatever reason I couldn't cum, and ended up finding it helarious and laughing in her face, I also counted how many times she came which pissed her off. And in the spooning moments after the sex, we didn't know what to say, so I came out with, "did you know women can have an anal orgasm?" not reccomended btw.

Anyway my point is, all of you must have some weird thing you've said at the wrong sexual moment or something you've done during sex thats pissed off whoever your screwing. And I'm not talking about premature ejac either.

Discuss...

We have several threads chronicling our collective heroic sexual failures. And 'discuss' tends to piss us right off, y'hear?