Ok so SWIM and some friends of his got taken back to this strippers house for free. They met her at a bar and after her man walked out she offered to give us a free show and some free drinks. She does the whole strip show provides them with drinks, winds and grinds etc. One person stays there to fuck her and while they leave one of them steals a huge badass looking sword with serated points. It's an insanely cool weapon and SWIM just had to have it.


The question I pose to you is... should SWIM feel bad for taking a sword from a stripper who's been nothing but gracious even though her brain was clearly fried from coke?

I think it's horrible when people take advantage of hospitality.. stripper or no.
My trusting nature hasn't gotten me in that many bad situations so far, but I have had my weed stolen in my own house. At least I'm pretty damn sure it was taken (not smoked in front of me), and that hurt a lot.. it wasn't a lot, but it sure was a fucking breech of trust.
Things like that make me disheartened. People who steal things when people show them kindness are disgusting.

Things like that make me disheartened. People who steal things when people show them kindness are disgusting.

But are strippers capeable of kindness?

Yes, I've seen grindhouse and it kicked ass

If theives are people, then strippers are to.

I've dated and befriended quite a few strippers in my time. Many of them are tomorrow's doctors, lawyers, bankers....etc. I even know of one that kicked her meth habit and became a drug couselor. So yeah, they are people too.

As far as I'm concerned, you fucked up bigtime. Think of all the unsavory people she knows that would be MORE than willing to go kick your ass or hurt you real bad, just to get a piece of that "sumthin sumthin". Hell, I bet one of your mates would backstab your group just to have a taste of that pussy.

Nah, I wouldn't recommend fucking with anyone that has such an easy opportunity to befriend a biker, gangster, dealer, or any other general badass that wants to earn brownie points by retrieving her sword.

you fucked up bigtime.

That about covers it. Asshole.

Who the fuck says I did it? Or that it even happened? Or that the story is close to over? I'll finish the tale after I get some more interesting responses.

Who the fuck says I did it? Or that it even happened? Or that the story is close to over? I'll finish the tale after I get some more interesting responses.

Well, maybe you should change the topic to 'If this thread reaches 10 pages, i'll give you the end of an incredibly boring story that never happened and noone would really care more then a few sentences worth even if it did.'

only on a monday and thursday

I agree.

The question I pose to you is... should SWIM feel bad for taking a sword from a stripper who's been nothing but gracious even though her brain was clearly fried from coke?

I don't understand the point of this thread. Are you talking about your friend or the stripper??

Yes, women that work as strippers are people.

Yes, decorative swords are silly and look terrible unless you live in a castle.

Well, maybe you should change the topic to 'If this thread reaches 10 pages, i'll give you the end of an incredibly boring story that never happened and noone would really care more then a few sentences worth even if it did.'

I think it's horrible when people take advantage of hospitality.. stripper or no.
My trusting nature hasn't gotten me in that many bad situations so far, but I have had my weed stolen in my own house. At least I'm pretty damn sure it was taken (not smoked in front of me), and that hurt a lot.. it wasn't a lot, but it sure was a fucking breech of trust.
Things like that make me disheartened. People who steal things when people show them kindness are disgusting.

+1 each.

Yes, decorative swords are silly and look terrible unless you live in a castle.

I think decorative swords are silly no matter what. Swords that are made to be truly effective in a sword fight(I don't care if it has less than a 1 in a million chance) are not only sharp and useful, but look badass in their own way, you know? How practicality makes something look beautiful just because you know it's practical? Like a Unimog. You can't tell me that this (http://www.ancientedge.com/product_20_detailed.html) isn't beautiful!

Yeah you're an asshole, sorry.

You fucked up

but i would have probably done the same thing

stripper

Strippers aren't people, they're things.

Silly question.

Well, maybe you should change the topic to 'If this thread reaches 10 pages, i'll give you the end of an incredibly boring story that never happened and noone would really care more then a few sentences worth even if it did.'

No I shouldn't because that's a lie on at least 4 levels, you fucking weirdo creep who wishes he lost his virginity to a stripper he'd pay to not make fun of him.



Anyways, the sword was far from decorative and was actually pretty nasty. She used it for protection and revealing where she hid it was a mistake. However, when SWIM revealed to his friend that he'd stole it his friend flipped and said basically what FLOCK said which was the only halfway decent response. Then SWIM had a moment of clarity and gave it to his friend to take back into the house where the stripper flipped and thought he stole it. Lucky for him the lights were out and she couldn't see where he threw it on the floor. Then they high tailed out of there hoping it was all a dream.

I should have titled this "Do strippers have souls?"

No I shouldn't because that's a lie on at least 4 levels, you fucking weirdo creep who wishes he lost his virginity to a stripper he'd pay to not make fun of him.



Looks like someone failed 5th grade reading comprehension.

And you can argue it all you want, but everyone thinks you're an asshole.

Looks like someone failed 5th grade reading comprehension.

And you can argue it all you want, but everyone thinks you're an asshole.

Who the fuck is arguing? All I did was point how your creepy loserishness which no doubt prevents you from normal social activities. But I'm sure you've got lots of hamsters to molest and message boards to post fuck all on in your moms basement.

So who thinks I'm an asshole on the internet? And why the fuck should I care? And why don't you go have a stripper teach you a thing or two about fucking? While you're talking to her be sure to clothespin your dick to keep from squirting all over your sweatpants and having to remove them via jaws of life. Bitch. Now kiss my ring before I sprinkle some baby powder on my hand and smack you like the ho you are.

Who the fuck is arguing? All I did was point how your creepy loserishness which no doubt prevents you from normal social activities. But I'm sure you've got lots of hamsters to molest and message boards to post fuck all on in your moms basement.


I know women with more logical thought processes then you.

Well you don't know me at all so that sounds like some ass-talk.


And I'll bet the first 3 words of that sentance are a lie.

Thats right. I don't know any women. I live on an island of menfolk, where we pass little boys like you around for sexual pleasure.

And before you talk shit about that, remember that your father used to be one of us. Sure, he left the island and settled down with a woman. But he never got over his lust for little boys. Although, I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you didn't learn the hard way growing up.

By the way...theres no A in sentence.

Thats right. I don't know any women. I live on an island of menfolk, where we pass little boys like you around for sexual pleasure.

And before you talk shit about that, remember that your father used to be one of us. Sure, he left the island and settled down with a woman. But he never got over his lust for little boys. Although, I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you didn't learn the hard way growing up.

By the way...theres no A in sentence.

Ok, that just reinforced how much of a geeky, loser fuck you are. Let me explain how

1. Sarcasm as a self defense mechanism
2. Assuming shit about someone (that I had a father growing up) that isn't true simply to project your own insecurities on other people
3. Thinking anyone gives a fuck about spelling or that it makes you appear smarter for pointing out miniscule spelling mistakes.
4. etc.
5. squeegee the sweat off my nuts, bitch

Yeah you're a creepy, undatable fuck who spends too much time on the internet. It's official now.

Ok, that just reinforced how much of a geeky, loser fuck you are. Let me explain how

1. Sarcasm as a self defense mechanism
2. Assuming shit about someone (that I had a father growing up) that isn't true simply to project your own insecurities on other people
3. Thinking anyone gives a fuck about spelling or that it makes you appear smarter for pointing out miniscule spelling mistakes.
4. etc.
5. squeegee the sweat off my nuts, bitch

Yeah you're a creepy, undatable fuck who spends too much time on the internet. It's official now.

if you actually had 5 things to use as an argument, I might have thought u had a good point....unfortunately you tried to make it look like you had a better argument then you actually did (4 and 5)....

also, you say that he should stop assuming things...well I believe right after that it was you who was making the assumptions (i.e.: "Yeah you're a creepy, undatable fuck who spends too much time on the internet. It's official now.")

if you actually had 5 things to use as an argument, I might have thought u had a good point....unfortunately you tried to make it look like you had a better argument then you actually did (4 and 5)....

also, you say that he should stop assuming things...well I believe right after that it was you who was making the assumptions (i.e.: "Yeah you're a creepy, undatable fuck who spends too much time on the internet. It's official now.")

Yeah and if I had actually cared enough to make a 4 and 5 and worry about sounding hypocritical to some douchebag I'd be as big a loser as you two!

Luckily I'm not, so suck a cheetah's dick.