Ok for the last month or so theres been this red swelled up skin around the foreskin of my dink and its been soft sensitive and mushy, i figured it was normal because i havnt been sexually active, but yesterday it was hurting and smelling worse than normal and i looked and now theres this brown rubbery mushroom like stuff growing on the mushy spot. It's not genital warts or herpes cause they look nothing like this
but I am so fucking scared, it almost looks like its rotting or something and i dont want anyone to know so i cant go to the doctor, but i havnt seen pictures of anything like this on the internet at all. Also i dont know if this is unrelated or whatever but i have a turtle, and i was thinking if some germ or something came off the turtle if that might be the problem. I'm so unhappy it's the worst pain ever my cock just aches and hurts constantly i think if it doesnt get better im gonna lose my fucking mind.

go to a doctor
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also, stop having sex with your turtle

stop having sex with your turtle

QFT
nasty little turtles

Ahahaha that made me think of my friends athletes foot.

Anyway you might have a fungal infection. Don't be a pussy and go to the doctor.

stick it in h2o2/ethanol, and stop jerking it 8 times a day.

This thread made my day.. Anyways like someone above me said don't be a pussy and go to the doctor.

Sounds like TEH AIDZ to me...

bad idea, if anything, have MORE sex with the turtle.

fight fire with fire, eh?

Ive had it before, easy enough to take care of.

Liberally apply Muriatic acid to the affected location, until the mushroom is gone.

lol @ cock mushrooms