I guess I'm writing this on behaf of everyone who wants to lose their V-card. I've seen more and more posts about it, I suppose because summer has just rolled around and the wimminfolk look better than ever.

I guess I'll start this off by saying: I was the king of losing virginities. I lost mine around fourteen. My first blowjob was shortly after that by two girls at the same time. I'm rather experienced. I have books and books on carnal knowledge. Volumes of what I say are masked in a scent of pussy and psuedo-confidence that has arisen because of my lifestyle.

You don't need to lose your virginity. No one thinks you're a failure for not getting laid, no one here judges you. I don't give a fuck if you're a virgin or not. Stop pursuing women with nothing but that end in mind: trust me, you will fail. It will happen when it's meant to, don't push it. The best thing to do is to just go out and meet women. Don't treat them like skanks, either, it usually doesn't work.

Now, I guess that's all I need to say. If you need me to expand on anything, go ahead.

It's easy for us to say when we've done it. When one is a virgin, it tends to be on the forefront of the mind.
Virginity is a stupid social construct (I think that's what I meant to say), of course, but because it's a status thing, it matters to people! They can't help it.

Well, sex isn't that cool. I mean, it's a warm and wet place. It's a good feeling. Think of it this way: It's like doing coke for the first time. It's not too sweet, it's just a fucking feeling.

ok Imagine this:

Your in a group of your guy friends..and your the ONLY virgin and they start talking about stuff and of course, you being the only virgin there is feeling akward...I mean they have all done it atleast once and you haven't.

Most of the reasons for teens to want to have sex is peer pressure. And of course after they have it..they want it cause it felt damn good.

You have a valid point..but the virgins won't listen to you -_-

this guy is so cool. 2 chicks at once! he's had sex so many times. i want to be just like him.

was that what you wanted to hear from this threaD?

Look at this fucking loser, trying to be cool. "I waz teh king of loozing virginies lawl".

I was the king of losing virginities
ROFL what the fuck does that even mean?

'V-cards' comes just after 'bases' and 'making out' on my list of annoying teenage virgin americanisms that will result in threads being closed/nuked or moved to the bowels of HB.

fucking censor

fucking censor

Yeah what's a nobody like him think he's doing? He's demeaning this obviously wise and omniscient man-god.
/bows

Yeah what's a nobody like him think he's doing? He's demeaning this obviously wise and omniscient man-god.
/bows
read my earlier posts in this thread and you'll see how much i praise him

read my earlier posts in this thread and you'll see how much i praise him

Psssttt, you're supposed to go along with it too. Jeez.

ROFL, look at this guy. Is he serious? What kind of shit is he supposed to get, anyways? Wow, two chicks at the same time? Yeah, right! What a fucking jackass. What kind of person feels the need to brag about that kind of shit on the internets!

Psssttt, you're supposed to go along with it too. Jeez.
oh, i thought u were making a stab at me. my bad

shut up!

Well, let me go ahead and let you know the point I was trying to get across: I was saying that it will come naturally in time whether or not you chase it. Chasing it won't speed the process. I was trying to show them that I know what I'm talking about.

shut up!

Of course, I don't expect you to have anything better to say. What with the whole "OMFG BRAGGING ON THE INTERNETS!" As you may already know, I'm rather shameless. I don't give a fuck of what TOTSE thinks of me. Watch: I was repeatedly raped as a child. I used to have conflicting problems concerning my sexuality as a result.

See? I don't give a fuck what you think. Why point out that I was bragging anyways? Missing a story, there, buddy?

Well, let me go ahead and let you know the point I was trying to get across: I was saying that it will come naturally in time whether or not you chase it. Chasing it won't speed the process. I was trying to show them that I know what I'm talking about.



Of course, I don't expect you to have anything better to say. What with the whole "OMFG BRAGGING ON THE INTERNETS!" As you may already know, I'm rather shameless. I don't give a fuck of what TOTSE thinks of me. Watch: I was repeatedly raped as a child. I used to have conflicting problems concerning my sexuality as a result.

See? I don't give a fuck what you think. Why point out that I was bragging anyways? Missing a story, there, buddy?
"bu but teh too chixz :("

"bu but teh too chixz :("

QFT..

Well, let me go ahead and let you know the point I was trying to get across: I was saying that it will come naturally in time whether or not you chase it. Chasing it won't speed the process. I was trying to show them that I know what I'm talking about.

What are you talking about? No it won't. Sex doesn't just happen if you don't care. Let's say someone goes to school everyday, doesn't talk to anyone, goes home and sits in their parents basement. They do this for the rest of their life, but exchange school with work after time. Nothing is going to happen to them unless they get raped.

Of course, I don't expect you to have anything better to say. What with the whole "OMFG BRAGGING ON THE INTERNETS!" As you may already know, I'm rather shameless. I don't give a fuck of what TOTSE thinks of me. Watch: I was repeatedly raped as a child. I used to have conflicting problems concerning my sexuality as a result.

See? I don't give a fuck what you think. Why point out that I was bragging anyways? Missing a story, there, buddy?

Yes you do give a fuck. Otherwise you wouldn't have responded to him.

This thread doesn't need to be closed. This thread needs to be deleted.

What are you talking about? No it won't. Sex doesn't just happen if you don't care. Let's say someone goes to school everyday, doesn't talk to anyone, goes home and sits in their parents basement. They do this for the rest of their life, but exchange school with work after time. Nothing is going to happen to them unless they get raped.



Yes you do give a fuck. Otherwise you wouldn't have responded to him.

MMm, I was saying "Don't go out with the intention of getting laid. Not only will you get let down, but you'll also get humiliated and frustrated." I never said "Don't go outside, evar!"

I don't really give a fuck, I just needed to put someone in their place.

You need to be deleted.

MMm, I was saying "Don't go out with the intention of getting laid. Not only will you get let down, but you'll also get humiliated and frustrated.

Not really. That depends on a whole lot of different things, that's a broad range you're talking about. You don't know shit, you're just trying to get people to think you're cool.


I don't really give a fuck, I just needed to put someone in their place.

Are you serious? He didn't give a shit, he even mocked you afterwards.

Not really. That depends on a whole lot of different things, that's a broad range you're talking about. You don't know shit, you're just trying to get people to think you're cool.



Are you serious? He didn't give a shit, he even mocked you afterwards.

Read through the forums. 18,000 kids make a "HAO DO I LOSE MY V-CARD, LAAL" thread every week. It pisses me off. I wanted to let them know that it's not a big deal and that it's easy as long as you stop being desperate.

As for you, you're a douchebag. What do you think you're doing right now? You're trying to make people think you're cool by arguing with me over some stupid issue. I pointed out that I have plenty of experience. I really don't give a fuck what people think about me, you could probably gather that from my other threads. But you wouldn't bother to do that, would you? You're just going to look like an asshole in the end.

Read through the forums. 18,000 kids make a "HAO DO I LOSE MY V-CARD, LAAL" thread every week. It pisses me off. I wanted to let them know that it's not a big deal and that it's easy as long as you stop being desperate.

As for you, you're a douchebag. What do you think you're doing right now? You're trying to make people think you're cool by arguing with me over some stupid issue. I pointed out that I have plenty of experience. I really don't give a fuck what people think about me, you could probably gather that from my other threads. But you wouldn't bother to do that, would you? You're just going to look like an asshole in the end.

Haha, try to switch it around, eh? now I'm the one trying to look cool. You're still claiming that you don't care about what I think, but you're still replying to me. Keep me laughing, I can't wait to hear what you say next, cause I know you're going to reply to me, your ego is too big.

Haha, try to switch it around, eh? now I'm the one trying to look cool. You're still claiming that you don't care about what I think, but you're still replying to me. Keep me laughing, I can't wait to hear what you say next, cause I know you're going to reply to me, your ego is too big.

I don't think that counts as a response.

I don't think that counts as a response.
run out of smart things to say?

run out of smart things to say?

No, there's nothing to say to it. It's true. What kind of person browses through forums looking to argue with people? That guy! There is literally nothing to say back. He's trying to impress more than I am. "Keep me laughing" he says. Anything else would make him look foolish.

I don't like arguing, but this guy is a jackass. You're a pretty big tool, too. You couldn't reply so you mocked me. How does that make you feel? Go ahead, let it ruminate.

reb is a Columbine fan-boy

i've been exposed!

No, there's nothing to say to it. It's true. What kind of person browses through forums looking to argue with people? That guy! There is literally nothing to say back. He's trying to impress more than I am. "Keep me laughing" he says. Anything else would make him look foolish.

I don't like arguing, but this guy is a jackass. You're a pretty big tool, too. You couldn't reply so you mocked me. How does that make you feel? Go ahead, let it ruminate.
now you're outright asking for a response. actually, you're asking for a flame. anyways, i dont feel like arguing so... bleh...

i've been exposed!

"Reb" was the nickname that Eric Harris (one of the shooters in the Columbine massacare) called himself (your username). The school was in Littleton, Colorado (where you say you are from on your public profile). Eric worked at a pizza parlor (where you say you work on your public profile), and he was born on April 9, 1981 (when you say you are born on your public profile).

Why you idolize a spree killer who only managed to kill 13 people with a friend is unfathomable to me. Thier gay little propane bombs didn't even fully detonate...

"Reb" was the nickname that Eric Harris (one of the shooters in the Columbine massacare) called himself (your username). The school was in Littleton, Colorado (where you say you are from on your public profile). Eric worked at a pizza parlor (where you say you work on your public profile), and he was born on April 9, 1981 (when you say you are born on your public profile).

Why you idolize a spree killer who only managed to kill 13 people with a friend is unfathomable to me. Thier gay little propane bombs didn't even fully detonate...
lol wow. yeah, they fucked up with those propane tanks. you act as if i should idolize a more successful killer.

now you're outright asking for a response. actually, you're asking for a flame. anyways, i dont feel like arguing so... bleh...

... Excellent. Now I need a reply from Tool II.

People flame the OP, then act like he is the antagonist. You are all fags.

lol wow. yeah, they fucked up with those propane tanks. you act as if i should idolize a more successful killer.

Well, not really. Don't idolize killers, but if you must, at least idolize one that didn't fuck up majorly!

I suppose that would be true if you had sex for sex' sake.

I suppose that would be true if you had sex for sex' sake.

I didn't get any cooler when I lost my virginity. Hell, most kids made fun of me cause she was ugly.

Well, not really. Don't idolize killers, but if you must, at least idolize one that didn't fuck up majorly!
REB was so cool it compensated for his and V's fuck ups.

I didn't get any cooler when I lost my virginity. Hell, most kids made fun of me cause she was ugly.

haha

No I more meant the feeling you described. a warm wet hole...

Have you ever had sex with someone you loved?

REB was so cool it compensated for his and V's fuck ups.

Meh, I guess. He was pretty cool.

Meh, I guess. He was pretty cool.
you know a cooler killer? i just loved how REB thought.

Word my English brotha

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Social construct? Peer pressure? the fuck? I just want to stick it in there, y'dig? I got carpal tunnel in both wrist, y'dig?