So, I owe it to S+A to give a quick report of my sex life. I mean, it's in all of our best interests since I've bitched to you guys every day for the past four months about my lack of pussy. It sucked, but we did it team. I feel like I should be reporting to a group of people in white coats and pocket protectors onboard a space station, you know: "One small step for poon, one giant leap for behind."

Anyways: to the meat.

There's a girl who sits by me in art class. She's totally been throwing off signals, I can practically feel the moisture from where I sit. She has long black hair and lots of perks, most notably her tits. Everything she wears is basically a pass around, I dunno if she's slutty or not but I don't really care.

I'm going to ask her out on Thurday, I plan on fucking her sometime around Friday. If I get laid previous to July 4th, I can have someone to go see the fireworks with.

I just figured I'd let ya'll know, seeing as how some of you have bothered to read my live's story. I appreciate all the help and support you assholes gave me, good or bad. As always, suck my cock.

-H4T3

yah i think ima jerk off that day.

you're takin it too fast.
patience man

Heh, I don't think you know me.

Heh, I don't think you know me.
you do realize there has to be mutual consent in order for it to not constitute as rape?

Yo man, fuck you. I invented the meat. I was using it back in the .::MMT::. days.

=€K=

I'm going to ask her out on Thurday, I plan on fucking her sometime around Friday.

Wow, I'm not trying to be a dick, dude, but unless she's ANYTHING other than a slut you will not fuck her that quick.

Take some baby steps with her, If you actually lke her it'll be much more rewarding in the end. And if you try to get her to do the horizontal hoopty that quick and SHE doesn't want to, she's probably going to get bad signals from you.

Good luck with her, hope you get whatever it is you want

Wow, I'm not trying to be a dick, dude, but unless she's ANYTHING other than a slut you will not fuck her that quick.

Take some baby steps with her, If you actually lke her it'll be much more rewarding in the end. And if you try to get her to do the horizontal hoopty that quick and SHE doesn't want to, she's probably going to get bad signals from you.

Good luck with her, hope you get whatever it is you want

I'm pretty good. It may take more than one weekend, but if I'm lucky it will be soon. I'm usually pretty quick about it. I've done it within the first time I've met someone, I'm sure it shouldn't be too hard.

And technically I MIGHT be able to walk through a solid wall - so what? :p

My chances are much higher.

Besides, everyone knows I can do that. *Transcends.*

you do realize there has to be mutual consent in order for it to not constitute as rape?

You do realize 80% of rape victims dont press charges?

You do realize 80% of rape victims dont press charges?
link?

link?

I pulled that number out of my ass.


EDIT: It is pretty high though. Over 50%

http://www.rainn.org/statistics/index.html

It takes between four and twelve hours for the average girl to get comfortable enough with someone to sleep with them. It depends what you're doing in that time.

That said, I very much believe he can fuck her by Friday. I've never not fucked the girl on the first date... granted most of my relationships don't last very long, but I do shag them all first time.

Anyone making book on this one?

Heh, I don't think you know me.
just some advice, thats all.