Damn, the pain in my nuts is fucking intense!

So I spent most of the day with my brand new girlfriend, who I find to be very hot so I was somewhat aroused most of the time.
Then after a three hour constant boner we kiss goodbye and I go home.

Then...then after 3mins I feel like some evil fucking gnome is crusing my nuts with a pair of pliers.
Ouch, ouch, ouch....

And where the FUCK is my sad smiley!?

Heh, been there. You should be fine after a wank and sleep.

I never get that, I must be broken

dude i can so relate.

i remember i was gone for like 3 months, i finally got to see my girl again. My god she looked sexy, and the first 6 hours i was with her I constantly had to do shit for my parents. Helping fix my dads car, taking our speedboat outa storage and putting in the lake, dinner with the family. And she was with me the whole time, take a little tongue down break and get back to word. I was hard for probably about 6 hours, almost non stop. Good thing I had mastered hiding boners at a young age. It probably wouldve freaked my dad out If he wouldve noticed a massive hard-on while I was helping him rotate his tires.

when we finally were alone at my place, she didnt want to do shit until my parents went to sleep. My dick hurt sooooo bad. I pulled down my pants and went to my bed. Told her either she comes and has sexay party time with me, or I was gonna jerk off cause I couldnt handle the pain anymore. I couldnt even walk. It was that bad.

I always said that blue balls was a myth. And I think it still is, but i can see why some people believe it. I think the pain we experienced was just from the tendons being overstressed or some shit like that.

^ It's not a myth, it's caused by blood build-up in the balls. Something to do with more blood going into the genitals than coming out.

Been there, done that, been doubled over in crippling nut-pain. Hate it. It's great when you're just starting to feel the twinge and then you get the release, though.

Been there once.. before this I coulda swore they didn't exist..

But, my girl was on her period.. and we'd had a really busy couple of days/nights. but didn't get a chance to fool around or anything.. end of the second night.. i couldn't even jerk off it hurt so bad..

so she sucked me off.. and that had to have been the most pleasure i've ever gotten from pain. it hurt so good.

http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

What the FUCK are you talking about?

You just agreed with him, and then you completely contradicted yourself.

Think before you type next time dumbass.

Blue balls are not a myth. And if they are, why is it that the pain goes away after a wank?

Overstressed tendons? Idiot.

I feel something similar when I'm at the cinemas. Since I'm a tall and pretty big (not fat) person, my balls seem to go numb since they're in between my legs. After standing up, they'll hurt for a bit, but not for more than 5 minutes or so.

Blue balls fucking suck. Even the slightest tap hurts like a motherfucker. Argh.

I hate blue balls. The second worst pain Ive ever felt (first is getting accidentally kneed in the crotch while playing soccer. I was lifted off the ground. I took a break to go throw up.).

That's not blue balls. Blue balls is like being punched in the nuts from inside. When it gets bad it's like they're about to burst and are being crushed at the same time.

That's not blue balls. Blue balls is like being punched in the nuts from inside. When it gets bad it's like they're about to burst and are being crushed at the same time.

I know man!
Walking was a fucking bitch, cuz my underwear had sort of slid down so my boys were dangling, meaning that every step was accompanied by the equivalent of a nutkick :(

Did you know women get this too?
I just read up on wikipedia, but have you ever heard of a woman getting 'pink ovaries'?

OP: Been there. Is indeed painful, though I don't think It's quite as bad as everyone here seems to say. Then again, I've never gone a ridiculous length (6 hours?!) holding a bone.
hmmm...

Anyway, cheers.

I know what you mean, i was with a girl, teasing, flirting and making out

...i sooo needed to spooge, i could hardly walk :(

Hmm...odd, i've had many days where I had a boner for several hours, yet this wasn't accompanied by pain; more by relief, when I was finally alone.

That's not blue balls. Blue balls is like being punched in the nuts from inside. When it gets bad it's like they're about to burst and are being crushed at the same time.

Ah right.

I've had that too. Fucking nasty stuff. If there is a god, he certainly didn't design us with comfort in mind.

Then...then after 3mins I feel like some evil fucking gnome is crusing my nuts with a pair of pliers.

Dear fucking god, you just gave this stoned fella the best laugh he's had in weeks. I thank you.

One thing I hate is when you've got blue balls and your riding a bus, then ya stand up to get off it and have a feeling everyone know's you've got blue-balls 'cause ya doing that silly walk that sometimes comes with severe cases.